Quality/Crap chat up lines...

[Ron Burgundy]

I think its something only us lads could find hilarious

"if you were a burger youd be the McGorgeous"

"if you were a bogey id pick you"

" did it hurt when you fell from heaven"?

"Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world"!

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."





No, i dont know these from experiance

[Shaw Tarse]

B4 the thread gets locked is that a ladder in your tights or...

[allister88]

Is your daddy a terrorist?



COZ YOUR DA BOMB!

How bad is that?!

[Kinky]

I've got a good one ....

"here luv, I can close threads"

or maybe

"wotchs darlin' - hey, you know I can get banned from posting on P&P for 30 days"

Also worth considering adding "threads" to the title of this one