Puzzling Voicemail

[merc_man]

Checking my phone this morning I found I had a voicemail waiting from Sunday night. Thought this was odd as I had no missed calls but obviously I listened to it. Some woman on the other end saying "Hello xxxxx. I love you (I hate you). Thanks for last night."

Now I've no idea what number this came from and no way of finding out. What bothers me most is that I appear to have had some extra-marital bouncy time that I can't recall. I know I was in all Saturday night so I'm now worried that I'm either

a) Having severe senior moments
or
b) Having an affair that is so traumatic I'm blocking it from my memory.

Good Lord, what kind of monster have I become!

[Neil_H]

Wrong number?

[Sisyphus]

I would let your wife know about the message pretty quickly, chances are she's doing a fidelity check with the help of one of her mates.
Once you have passed you are then free to shag who you like.

[DrTre]

How does someone talk in parentheses?

[Landlord]

DrTre said:

How does someone talk in parentheses?

And just how do you pronounce "xxxxx"?!

[Arese]

You can normally press a key when you're listening to the message to get the number it was left from. Then send that number a text message saying 'Yeah, I had fun too. Up the ricker next time?'.

[Morningside]

I would reply:
"Yeah, I am in the Doctors at the moment..Umm, I did tell you that it had not cleared up, didn't I"?

[10 Pence Short]

I would reply: "Madame Tussauds asks for one of it's dolls back after stock check, one of our dolls is missing."

[spants]

perhaps it is a direct to vmail spam thing - if you choose call back from vmail it might be a premium number?

Tony