Why don't we buy a politician?
Why don't we buy a politician?
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Hedders

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24,460 posts

276 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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On the BBC news they are advertising that you can legally bribe MP's, who will change laws for you for as little as £25k.

Now, i am thinking that with the power of PH we could come up with much more than that a buy a really good MP or a few crap ones to do our bidding for us.

I wonder how much money it would have cost to stop the speed camera campaign from getting a hold. A couple of quid for each PH'er might have swung it..scratchchin






Muntu

7,683 posts

228 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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How would we agree on what we would pay them to do?

No matter what the subject on PH (apart from toilet related threads maybe) there are equal numbers of "Yes we should" and "No we shouldn't" opinions, irrespective of the subject in hand smile

Westy Pre-Lit

5,088 posts

232 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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I'm not giving those scum nothing......i'm out.

BigLepton

5,042 posts

230 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Hedders said:
On the BBC news they are advertising that you can legally bribe MP's, who will change laws for you for as little as £25k.
They were Lords, not MPs and all appointed by Labour without the inconvenience of having to win an election.

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Could we buy it and then release it into the wild?

Hedders

Original Poster:

24,460 posts

276 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Muntu said:
How would we agree on what we would pay them to do?

No matter what the subject on PH (apart from toilet related threads maybe) there are equal numbers of "Yes we should" and "No we shouldn't" opinions, irrespective of the subject in hand smile
We could just have a poll, members only, one vote each. we could narrow it down to the most important five things that PH'ers are pissed off about, then everyone should get something for their few quid!

Hedders

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24,460 posts

276 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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DrTre said:
Could we buy it and then release it into the wild?
And give them a one hour head start before the hounds are released, yeah i like your thinking!!

Hedders

Original Poster:

24,460 posts

276 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Westy Pre-Lit said:
I'm not giving those scum nothing......i'm out.
Oh, but you are already! Atleast this will be well spent cash smile

Risotto

3,933 posts

241 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Only if you promise to take it for walks and clean up after it.

MrV

2,748 posts

257 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Hedders said:
DrTre said:
Could we buy it and then release it into the wild?
And give them a one hour head start before the hounds are released, yeah i like your thinking!!
We would have to get Hunting with hounds legal again first



idea



Maybe get that passed first by them smile


Hedders

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24,460 posts

276 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Good luck getting the next one to repeal the VBRJ laws after we pull that trick!

AJS-

15,366 posts

265 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Muntu said:
How would we agree on what we would pay them to do?

No matter what the subject on PH (apart from toilet related threads maybe) there are equal numbers of "Yes we should" and "No we shouldn't" opinions, irrespective of the subject in hand smile
I disagree.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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I like this idea...

When I win the lottery, things will change in this country...

Oh, yes, lordy, lordy....hehe

Bushmaster

27,580 posts

308 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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We could pay one to sort out the Law of Salvage - that would save a lot of PH heartache and angst.

Edited by Bushmaster on Monday 26th January 23:01

Muntu

7,683 posts

228 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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AJS- said:
Muntu said:
How would we agree on what we would pay them to do?

No matter what the subject on PH (apart from toilet related threads maybe) there are equal numbers of "Yes we should" and "No we shouldn't" opinions, irrespective of the subject in hand smile
I disagree.
rofl

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

237 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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A good few years back, one member of my family was in the Cabinet and reached Foreign Secretary before stuffing up his career.

My Grandfather named his dog after him, just so he wouldn’t feel so bad if he ever had to whip his dog. Granddad always said Uncle Sir Samuel deserved whipping like a dog and I have to agree with him. Most politicians do, but he really deserved it.

Despite the dubious morality of such people, they can’t just be bought. They always have their eye on keeping their snout in the trough. If they are being asked to get the government to give up a very lucrative extortion racket like Scamera’s then it would cost an absolute fortune to buy them.

The advantage of stealth taxes like scamera’s is allowing election winning cuts in normal taxation as bribes to the electorate is too great. You have to be re-elected to keep your snout in.

The price they would ask to forgo a licence to print money like scamera's would be huge.


Edited by Uncle Fester on Monday 26th January 23:28

turbobloke

117,125 posts

289 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
I like this idea...

When I win the lottery, things will change in this country...

Oh, yes, lordy, lordy....hehe
Only two peers - it may need more than a couple of crusties for your masterplan MBH...

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Life peers.

This was always going to be the problem with life peers.

Labour have ruined this country, ruined it.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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turbobloke said:
mybrainhurts said:
I like this idea...

When I win the lottery, things will change in this country...

Oh, yes, lordy, lordy....hehe
Only two peers - it may need more than a couple of crusties for your masterplan MBH...
I'm sure we can turn a few more....hehe

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

277 months

Tuesday 27th January 2009
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Plotloss said:
Life peers.

This was always going to be the problem with life peers.

Labour have ruined this country, ruined it.
When we had hereditary peers, they generally had enough money not to have to be "bribed". OK, they may have had a snooze or two, but generally, they sat there, threw out the stupid bits, corrected the errors, and rubber-stamped the rest.

Nowadays, they're installed by the incumbent Government, to do the Governments bidding, and draw their money for doing so. Even if they get a bit uppity, the Government then uses the Parliament Act to steamroller their dross through.

Bring back peers that do their job because they want to, not just because some two-bit thicko pushes them sideways to do it.