If I was in charge...

[AJS-]

Seems to be a recurring theme on here, so what would be the first 4 or 5 things you'd do on gaining absolute unchallenged power of the UK?

For me it would be
- Repeal all the petty laws like smoking ban, hunting ban etc
- Abolish income tax
- Lock up the theives, vandals, muggers and so forth for minimum of 25 years on third offence
- Limit unemployment benefit to 6 months
- Stop pouring money into banks etc and let them sink or swim

I'd probably cause a revolution in a week, but it would be fun.

[Hedders]

I would stand down and hire you as my replacement.

[xrv]

Can you scrap the NHS too.
I'm a little pissed off at them today.

[ShadownINja]

Bring back workhouses.

[Plotloss]

Select 100K or so righteous folk and 10K or so military types
Invade some small temperate nation with little defence
Move 100K people to new location
Release rage virus in UK

[mybrainhurts]

Blimey...for the tenth time


(1) Ship everyone on my list to a rock in the South Atlantic

(2) Invade France

(3) Ship the French to the Rotherham - Scunthorpe peninsular

(4) Move us all to France

(5) End of Phase 1

[skylinecrazy]

Keep the smoking ban in pubs....

[cazzer]

skylinecrazy said:

Keep the smoking ban in pubs....

Facist....up against the wall.....

Just have one smoking put for every non smoking one....government subsidised. Sorted.

[Scott328i]

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

[skylinecrazy]

cazzer said:

skylinecrazy said:

Keep the smoking ban in pubs....

Just have one smoking pub for every non smoking one....

Seems like a plan

[skylinecrazy]

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

But no one would really care if you implemented such law

HTH

Edited by skylinecrazy on Monday 26th January 23:43

[mybrainhurts]

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

Right, you're on my list...

[AJS-]

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

Labour voter.

[skylinecrazy]

mybrainhurts said:

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

Right, you're on my list...

What is this list MBH?

[Scott328i]

skylinecrazy said:

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

But no one would really care if you implemented such law

HTH

Edited by skylinecrazy on Monday 26th January 23:43

My apologies, I didn't realise the laws were to be moderated by yourself.

Sorry

[skylinecrazy]

Scott328i said:

skylinecrazy said:

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

But no one would really care if you implemented such law

HTH

Edited by skylinecrazy on Monday 26th January 23:43

My apologies, I didn't realise the laws were to be moderated by yourself.

Sorry

Well, at least you realize now

[Scott328i]

mybrainhurts said:

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

Right, you're on my list...

Lets be fair it gets slightly tedious with 1 thread every 2 to 3 days.

[mybrainhurts]

skylinecrazy said:

mybrainhurts said:

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

Right, you're on my list...

What is this list MBH?

I refer you to my earlier post...

Contents too long to list, but includes environmentalists, politicians, lawyers, estate agents, chavs...you get the idea

[Muntu]

Instead of abolishing income tax, set a flat rate of 15%, It will help to pay for things
Remove all speed cameras except for those outside schools
Assasinate Mugabe
Extract the UK from the EU
Remove the exhorbitant tax on petrol/diesel
Make Nelson Mandela 'persona non grata' in the UK, just to piss the sandal wearers off

[mybrainhurts]

Scott328i said:

mybrainhurts said:

Scott328i said:

1. Ban threads like this on Pistonheads

That is all

Right, you're on my list...

Lets be fair it gets slightly tedious with 1 thread every 2 to 3 days.

Now you're on my list twice...