List of reasons why your wife says no to love making

[jimmy jimnaps]

After 15 years of living with my lovely wife, I must have heard of every excuse under the sun why she doesn't want to make love. So far:
Too tired
Got headache
Time of the month
Don't feel good about my body,
Not had a shower,
You smell,
Boobs too sensitive
Your parents are in the room next door,
Kids might still be awake,
Want to eat first (eats then not in the mood),
Not feeling well,
Too busy,
Feel too pressured,
Not in the mood,
Just go and look at porn on your computer,
You know what I was like when you married me,
None of my firends make love much either,
Feel stressed.

Anymore?

[jimbo65]

jimmy jimnaps said:

After 15 years of living with my lovely wife, I must have heard of every excuse under the sun why she doesn't want to make love. So far:
Too tired
Got headache
Time of the month
Don't feel good about my body,
Not had a shower,
You smell,
Boobs too sensitive
Your parents are in the room next door,
Kids might still be awake,
Want to eat first (eats then not in the mood),
Not feeling well,
Too busy,
Feel too pressured,
Not in the mood,
Just go and look at porn on your computer,
You know what I was like when you married me,
None of my firends make love much either,
Feel stressed.

Anymore?

She doesn't always agrees

[wendyg]

She just doesn't fancy you any more.

That sounds harsh and final, but really can be rectified

[elster]

I think there is a key one missing.

She is getting it from someone else.

Friend of mine is just like that, her other half has no sex drive and from all accounts isn't very good, she just plays away every now and again. In fact several of her friends an work mates are the same.

[gaz 7404]

How about cos you slated her on the net? MMM.................Maybe that this weeks excuse!

[markmakak]

haha it's turned from a light hearted post to a "your wife finds you a turn off, and she's probably fking someone else" in 3 posts. Gotta love pistonheads

[polartech]

jimmy jimnaps said:

Anymore?

Your girlfriend rang.

[wazza]

Extreme flatulence?

[burriana]

"if it wasn't so big".

[AL...Ease]

You might hurt the baby... Oh, didn't I tell you about that?

[StuB]

I heard that was all just Aussie foreplay.

[Mr POD]

Last Night mine said " I think I've got a wrat on my finger and I don't want to pass it on "
I said "I'll get some gloves"
She said "GOODNIGHT"

[AL...Ease]

Mr POD said:

Last Night mine said " I think I've got a wrat on my finger and I don't want to pass it on "
I said "I'll get some gloves"
She said "GOODNIGHT"

There's a wrat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?

[grahamw48]

The viagra DOES tire em out after about 3 days though.

[tybo]

AL...Ease said:

Mr POD said:

Last Night mine said " I think I've got a wrat on my finger and I don't want to pass it on "
I said "I'll get some gloves"
She said "GOODNIGHT"

There's a wrat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?

[Mr POD]

AL...Ease said:

Mr POD said:

Last Night mine said " I think I've got a wrat on my finger and I don't want to pass it on "
I said "I'll get some gloves"
She said "GOODNIGHT"

There's a wrat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?

sorry : WART

I took home a box of 100 nytrile gloves last night for a joke.

No sence of humour, at all.

[crossle]

"It's too early. Ask me later..."

"It's too late, I'm tired..."

[anonymous-user]

grahamw48 said:

The viagra DOES tire em out after about 3 days though.

I have to laugh at the ads for Viagra and Cyalis that play all the time on US TV. Each has a disclaimer at the end about side effects, one of which is "if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours consult your doctor".

Sod calling the doctor. If I have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours the first thing I'm doing is coming on here to brag about it.

[jagdpanther]

jimmy jimnaps said:

After 15 years of living with my lovely wife, I must have heard of every excuse under the sun why she doesn't want to make love. So far:
Too tired
Got headache
Time of the month
Don't feel good about my body,
Not had a shower,
You smell,
Boobs too sensitive
Your parents are in the room next door,
Kids might still be awake,
Want to eat first (eats then not in the mood),
Not feeling well,
Too busy,
Feel too pressured,
Not in the mood,
Just go and look at porn on your computer,
You know what I was like when you married me,
None of my firends make love much either,
Feel stressed.

Anymore?

Erm.....WTF

I'm guessing someone wasn't allowed to post in the P&P

[grahamw48]

unrepentant said:

grahamw48 said:

The viagra DOES tire em out after about 3 days though.

I have to laugh at the ads for Viagra and Cyalis that play all the time on US TV. Each has a disclaimer at the end about side effects, one of which is "if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours consult your doctor".

Sod calling the doctor. If I have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours the first thing I'm doing is coming on here to brag about it.

Just don't buy the cheap stuff.
I've heard that your old man blossoms for a few hours, then shrivels up and dies.