where do I stand with my cancel holiday

[N10k]

right I canceled a holidy to the Maldives about 8 months ago now. But yesterday I received my tickets and
Boarding details. I haven't paid a penny and the trip is in less than a month. What do I do?

[Neil_H]

Start packing!

[TonyHetherington]

Quick, post on PH with minimum detail!

[Vixpy1]

TonyHetherington said:

Quick, post on PH with minimum detail!

[MK4 Slowride]

Post me the tickets & I'll take them back for you. I work for the holiday company that your not going to holiday with.

I need you to pay for my travels first so send my your bank details.

[beanbag]

Why do people ask the strangest things on here?!!?!?

Call the fecking travel agent!!! FFS!!!

Did you just leave home and have mummy stop doing every sodding thing for you!?!?!

FFS

[sleep envy]

in front of the check in desk with passport in hand

[V8mate]

The reason he cancelled was because his OH ran away with the milkman; so he'll be going on his jack now

[Bill Carr]

N10k said:

right I canceled a holidy to the Maldives about 8 months ago now. But yesterday I received my tickets and
Boarding details. I haven't paid a penny and the trip is in less than a month. What do I do?

Go there and hope they cancel your return ticket!

[Baron Von Alders]

I'd:

Write to my MP

Contact Watchdog

Speak to a no win no fee lawyer to claim for distress

[bigandclever]

Baron Von Alders said:

I'd:

Write to my MP

Contact Watchdog

Speak to a no win no fee lawyer to claim for distress

That's some qaulity lurking right there.

[Munter]

Baron Von Alders said:

Speak to a no win no fee lawyer to claim for distress

I think the dress your wearing is entirely your own fault. Although a lawyer might be into it I guess....

[ultegra]

Feign illness and claim on your travel insurance to get your money (that you haven't paid in the first place) back.

[Scott328i]

stop being a fag and go ...

[10 Pence Short]

ultegra said:

Feign illness and claim on your travel insurance to get your money (that you haven't paid in the first place) back.

Yes, fraud is your answer.

Any suggestions from people who aren't stupid?

[Neil_H]

10 Pence Short said:

ultegra said:

Feign illness and claim on your travel insurance to get your money (that you haven't paid in the first place) back.

Yes, fraud is your answer.

Any suggestions from people who aren't stupid?

[bigTee]

Interesting dilemma though.

Who would act try to go?

[Jasandjules]

10 Pence Short said:

Any suggestions from people who aren't stupid?

I think we're all stupid enough to spend too much time on here.

BUT, call the travel agent. If you go, it may be a form of theft? I assume when you cancelled you got confirmation of the same?

[Graebob]

Have you got a credit card?

Go anyway. What's the worst that could happen? They could;

1) Turn you away at the airport,
So what, you've lost nothing other than the taxi fare getting there

2) Not have you booked in at the hotel,
Find another hotel, you've got to the Maldives for free!

3) Turn you away at the Maldivian airport
Buy another ticket home, you just flew to and stayed in the Maldives for free!

[ultegra]

10 Pence Short said:

ultegra said:

Feign illness and claim on your travel insurance to get your money (that you haven't paid in the first place) back.

Yes, fraud is your answer.

Any suggestions from people who aren't stupid?

I forgot.

Irony only works on those with at least an ounce of wit.