Crossing the "Line"
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Semi hemi

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Thursday 29th January 2009
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Due to cross the equator in a few days, anyone any tales to tell?

Famous Graham

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254 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Don't flush the loo ON the equator.

Disaster that way lies.

Simpo Two

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294 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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I crossed the equator for the first time at about 6am on Christmas Day 2005 - I was over the Pacific on a 747 bound for Auckland. However the in-flight map system wasn't on and the Captain didn't announce anything, so it was a bit of an anticlimax!

Semi hemi

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Thursday 29th January 2009
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Famous Graham said:
Don't flush the loo ON the equator.

Disaster that way lies.
They are vacuum toilets onboard... you really dont want to get them wrongyikes

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Edited by Semi hemi on Thursday 29th January 21:53

BaronVonVTEC

397 posts

213 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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I've heard a few horror stories. I hope Neptune goes easy on you, don't piss off the bears or you'll find your dunking might be a lot longer than necessary wink Good times, i'll be doing the same later this year.

schmalex

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235 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Are the rest of the crew preparing a nice concoction of bilge water, diesel, frying pan greese etc as your offering to neptune?

wadgebeast

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240 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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On a ship? Be nice to Neptune. Hide the flour and eggs.....

TheEnd

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217 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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My watch started running backwards, and the plane had to do a 180 flip, which was quite inpressive

Semi hemi

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Thursday 29th January 2009
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wadgebeast said:
On a ship? Be nice to Neptune. Hide the flour and eggs.....
on a Dive Support Vessel. I have a hunch that flour and eggs will be the least of ny worries lol

wadgebeast

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Thursday 29th January 2009
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Leave the vaseline handy. Better to get it over and done with....

Simpo Two

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Thursday 29th January 2009
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Semi hemi said:
wadgebeast said:
On a ship? Be nice to Neptune. Hide the flour and eggs.....
on a Dive Support Vessel. I have a hunch that flour and eggs will be the least of ny worries lol
Well just lie and tell them you've done it many times before, and they'll go away smile

Wacky Racer

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Semi hemi

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Thursday 29th January 2009
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Simpo Two said:
Semi hemi said:
wadgebeast said:
On a ship? Be nice to Neptune. Hide the flour and eggs.....
on a Dive Support Vessel. I have a hunch that flour and eggs will be the least of ny worries lol
Well just lie and tell them you've done it many times before, and they'll go away smile
Seaman's discharge (Phnarr,Phnarr,) book tells all.... Is "keel hauling" a bad thing|?

Semi hemi

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Thursday 29th January 2009
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Wacky Racer said:
Cheers for that... and it looks as if there is a good chance we will crossing both the Equator and the prime meridian at the same time.. not sure if that will be a good thing or not reading wiki

Puggit

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277 months

Thursday 29th January 2009
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Alea iacta est