What to do about smokers in our flat block
What to do about smokers in our flat block
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Rags

Original Poster:

3,676 posts

265 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Hi,
I live in a new build block of flats.
It appears that people are smoking in their flats - this does not bother me.

However, the smell seems to diffuse into the corridors / stairwells and even into peoples flats.

It also appears that their visitors smoke in the stairwell and smoke inside the front door but try and leave it open to let the air escape - how considerate.

Whats more, it appears tobacco is not the only item being smoked.........

What is the best way to stop this - we can contact the estates manager but I don't really want to get involved for 'grassing' up the occupants of one of the flats and chances are that it could get a bit nasty.

What is the best method to stop this anonymously as I don't really want to subject my visitors to this kind of crap.

Rgds

Edited by Rags on Friday 30th January 11:01


Edited by Rags on Friday 30th January 11:05

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Get the landlord to put some anti-tobacco Haze smelly things in the corridor plugs.

Benmac

1,695 posts

245 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I take it they're not supposed to smoke?

M3CHA-MONK3Y

6,095 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Hammer a dead squirrel to their door, but make sure to leave it a few days before pinning it, to get the juices flowing and the aroma released.
Maybe take it for a meal before you kill it, something spicy, indian or mexican. If you hammer it to the door after the meal, you won't have to wait a few days for it to decompose because it will void its bowels on death anyway.

HTH

AJS-

15,366 posts

265 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Call the government grass-a-smoker hotline. I'm sure there is one.

SpydieNut

5,956 posts

252 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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i think you should start smoking

tomTVR

6,909 posts

270 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
Hammer a dead squirrel to their door, but make sure to leave it a few days before pinning it, to get the juices flowing and the aroma released.
Maybe take it for a meal before you kill it, something spicy, indian or mexican. If you hammer it to the door after the meal, you won't have to wait a few days for it to decompose because it will void its bowels on death anyway.

HTH
yes Its the only option in this situation.

Silent1

19,762 posts

264 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Have it off with their significant others whilst swinging from a lampshade shouting, fear me for i am the anti-smoking sex avenger.

Rags

Original Poster:

3,676 posts

265 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Benmac said:
I take it they're not supposed to smoke?
They can smoke in their flats (it is up to them what they do in their own flats) - potentially their own landlords may object.

The problem is, perhaps difficult to prevent, is the smell of tobacco smoke that somehow fills the corridors and my hallway, albeit it isnt major. The problem I have is that they are obviously also smoking other stuff which just doesnt really bode well as our floor has mostly young families with children.

The other issue is they obviously smoke in the corridors and since I own my own property I find the prospect of cigarette buts on the floor upon entry to the block and the general stale smoke smell rather infuriating.

Rags

Original Poster:

3,676 posts

265 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Thanks for the responses biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

most helpful!biggrin

Edited by Rags on Friday 30th January 11:11

Chairman LMAO

666 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Plant drugs, call police.

Rags

Original Poster:

3,676 posts

265 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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LMAO biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

I don't think one needs to plant any drugs to be frank!

M3CHA-MONK3Y

6,095 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Chairman LMAO said:
Plant drugs, call police.
From what he's saying, he won't have to plant them

Edited because I can't spell for siht.

Edited by M3CHA-MONK3Y on Friday 30th January 11:13

Slikk

2,135 posts

272 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Speechless. I hope you never have anything minor to worry about.

Rags

Original Poster:

3,676 posts

265 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Slikk said:
Speechless. I hope you never have anything minor to worry about.
Listen smartarse biggrin, I certainly don't want the smell of weed to permeate my home from my neighbours so its perfectly reasonable to ask a question.

If it was anywhere else or I rented, do you think I would actually give a st? Its my home, perhaps I will ask them to smoke on your doorstep. Infact, that would solve my problems!

When shall I send them over?

Edited by Rags on Friday 30th January 11:16

BMWBen

4,906 posts

230 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Slikk said:
Speechless. I hope you never have anything minor to worry about.
Smokey smell is horrible, nothing wrong with wanting to do something about it.

Nimbus

1,176 posts

257 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Rags said:
Benmac said:
I take it they're not supposed to smoke?
They can smoke in their flats (it is up to them what they do in their own flats) - potentially their own landlords may object.

The problem is, perhaps difficult to prevent, is the smell of tobacco smoke that somehow fills the corridors and my hallway, albeit it isnt major. The problem I have is that they are obviously also smoking other stuff which just doesnt really bode well as our floor has mostly young families with children.

The other issue is they obviously smoke in the corridors and since I own my own property I find the prospect of cigarette buts on the floor upon entry to the block and the general stale smoke smell rather infuriating.
welcome to the world of owning a flat.

at least they havent started having loud parties, screaming rows at their partners at 4 in the morning, and leaving their assorted ste in the hallways.. yet...

All things I enjoyed during my years living in a flat in Brighton..

Unfortunately, many people are fkwits, who have no consideration for anyone else, and mostly no idea that their actions might effect others.

I suspect complainig about their smoking will quickly have you singled out as the 'victor meldrew' of the block, and they will then look for ways to wind you up even more.

The only real solution is to buy a detached house.

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Rags said:
LMAO biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

I don't think one needs to plant any drugs to be frank!
Talk to Frank, he will help your drug problem.

Chairman LMAO

666 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
Chairman LMAO said:
Plant drugs, call police.
From what he's saying, he won't have to plant them

Edited because I can't spell for siht.

Edited by M3CHA-MONK3Y on Friday 30th January 11:13
Edit: Plant Hard drugs, call police

at least class B, oh wait...

shirt

25,376 posts

230 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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either its:

their flat that they have bought. i.e. they can do what they like, but get the building management co. to sort the stink out in the corridors.

or:

student digs? in which case just shut it grandad. biggrin