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Redneck Rocket

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998 posts

236 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Just went to the surgery next door to register. I've had the flu over Christmas/New Year and although it went away it has left me with a pretty bad sinus infection. Hasn't gone away on its own so I went to get a prescription for some antibiotics. I've moved since the last time I went to the doctor (2 years ago) so not registered at this one.

First of all, they told me that they couldn't register me as I didn't have suitable proof of address. Apparently a tax assessment from HMRC on headed paper with my name and address, and a a driving license isn't good enough. Eventually they agreed and then told me that they couldn't give me an appointment anyway because I was 'too late for registration.' She gives me a list of times - 8am-12am Tuesday through Friday. This isn't supposed to be a makeshift medical centre in the Belgian Congo, they have something like a dozen doctors so must see at least 120 patients a day, and they can't bloody register me because I arrived at the wrong time of day???

Martial Arts Man

6,703 posts

215 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Redneck Rocket said:
Just went to the surgery next door to register. I've had the flu over Christmas/New Year and although it went away it has left me with a pretty bad sinus infection. Hasn't gone away on its own so I went to get a prescription for some antibiotics. I've moved since the last time I went to the doctor (2 years ago) so not registered at this one.

First of all, they told me that they couldn't register me as I didn't have suitable proof of address. Apparently a tax assessment from HMRC on headed paper with my name and address, and a a driving license isn't good enough. Eventually they agreed and then told me that they couldn't give me an appointment anyway because I was 'too late for registration.' She gives me a list of times - 8am-12am Tuesday through Friday. This isn't supposed to be a makeshift medical centre in the Belgian Congo, they have something like a dozen doctors so must see at least 120 patients a day, and they can't bloody register me because I arrived at the wrong time of day???
Tell them you've just arrived on the back of a lorry from Albania......you'll have 'em bending over backwards to fix you up.


MAM

Skyrat

1,185 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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So you waited until you were sick to register with your doctor? Riiiight, so who's the moron?

mechsympathy

58,543 posts

284 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Skyrat said:
So you waited until you were sick to register with your doctor? Riiiight, so who's the moron?
hehe

Aiten

540 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Skyrat said:
So you waited until you were sick to register with your doctor? Riiiight, so who's the moron?
boxedin

... I'm not either. I can't justify losing 1/2 a days wages to fill out forms of forms, to get hold of forms, so I can prove that I indeed can read well enough to be worth seeing.

Redneck Rocket

Original Poster:

998 posts

236 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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mechsympathy said:
Skyrat said:
So you waited until you were sick to register with your doctor? Riiiight, so who's the moron?
hehe
Yeah, funnily enough I'm not one of the assholes who abuse the medical system by trotting in there every time I have a little case of the sniffles, or I stubbed my fking toe. I only use medical services when I really, really need to. So no chaps, I DIDN'T fkING GO TO THE DOCTOR UNTIL I NEEDED TO SEE ONE! I guess I forgot that this country is populated by jobsworth s who will prevent you from seeing a doctor because you didn't come to the surgery at the right time of day to fill out some goddamn forms.

Thudd

3,100 posts

236 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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You might like to register with a dentist while you're at it.

Otherwise you'll be waiting a fortnight if you need a root canal.


Seriously tho, you need to register with the docs when you move house in case you have an emergency.
This isn't their fault!

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Well you do now. Just hope you never end up on an NHS waiting list to visit one of their infection centres. Lots of fun to be had there.

mechsympathy

58,543 posts

284 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I would imagine they don't have that many people trying to join the practice at any one time. So they probably get people to sign up during the morning as that's when they have most reception staff on. Or would you rather the whole system cost more?

Skyrat

1,185 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Thudd said:
Seriously tho, you need to register with the docs when you move house in case you have an emergency.
This isn't their fault!
^ what he said.

Slaav

4,370 posts

239 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Thudd said:
You might like to register with a dentist while you're at it.

Otherwise you'll be waiting a fortnight if you need a root canal.


Seriously tho, you need to register with the docs when you move house in case you have an emergency.
This isn't their fault!
I dont think I would register just for the sake of it either... I can see the OP's point on this one. And if it were an emergency I would call an Ambulance or get in a taxi/lift to A&E damn quick, I wouldn't mess about with a GP!

I guess one man's emergency is another man's nuisance? smile


ps - I have been in a situation where I drove the F-in-law to A&E whilst talking to 999 on the phone live as it were; we got to A&E way before an ambulance was going to get to us. At least they ended up with a nurse and chair etc waiting for us on arrival.

Redneck Rocket

Original Poster:

998 posts

236 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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How hard is it to register someone at the practise? Fill out a few forms, done. If you guys think it's acceptable to be sent away from a doctor's office because of that you need to visit a country that has a proper health service. It's a real eye opener.

sunroof

43 posts

312 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Try telling the receptionist you'll just order some drugs off the internet - worked a treat at getting me a same day appointment when I knackered my back. (I was in agony and needed some stronger painkillers than I could get from the chemist, originally called on Friday am, was told I could have an appointment Tues pm)

Skyrat

1,185 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Redneck Rocket said:
How hard is it to register someone at the practise? Fill out a few forms, done. If you guys think it's acceptable to be sent away from a doctor's office because of that you need to visit a country that has a proper health service. It's a real eye opener.
Or visit the USA or somewhere similar where they have SFA and the poorest people get next to no healthcare at all? The NHS may not be the world's best but it's pretty fking good when it needs to be and a damn sight better than the world's richest country has, and maybe you need to consider yourself lucky to have what we have in this country?

I am so sick of people taking pot shots at the NHS for no good reason. When I registered with my doctor's surgery I filled in a quick form and had to make an appointment with the practice nurse who checked to see if I had any existing conditions and tested my urine. It didn't take half a day and it was hardly an inconvience to make an appointment that suited me. FFS, stop moaning and accept that you should've registered with the doctor when you moved into the area so there'd be no problems when you needed to use the service.

crofty1984

17,064 posts

233 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I did a wee in a cup.

Hedders

24,460 posts

276 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Skyrat said:
Thudd said:
Seriously tho, you need to register with the docs when you move house in case you have an emergency.
This isn't their fault!
^ what he said.
??
If i have an emergency i will call an ambulance, the person on the phone will usually ask where to send it to.


pedantlewis

288 posts

226 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Did they not let you register, or let you register but then not let you book an appointment?

If the former, then I think it's a bit stupid. I also think you should have registered prior to needing to visit personally, but that's your choice.

If it's the latter I'm not that surprised, my surgery won't book appointments after mid day, unless you ask for an 'emergency' appointment (I tend to think of these mostly as hypochondriac appointments though). It's a bit crap, but I suppose it's not that hard to phone them another day is it?

Crusoe

4,122 posts

260 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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the local health center gets money per person for all the people they have registered on their books, it's worth them having you signed up though even better if like me you are signed up but never use their services.

Redneck Rocket

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998 posts

236 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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pedantlewis said:
Did they not let you register, or let you register but then not let you book an appointment?

If the former, then I think it's a bit stupid. I also think you should have registered prior to needing to visit personally, but that's your choice.

If it's the latter I'm not that surprised, my surgery won't book appointments after mid day, unless you ask for an 'emergency' appointment (I tend to think of these mostly as hypochondriac appointments though). It's a bit crap, but I suppose it's not that hard to phone them another day is it?
They wouldn't let me register at all. Told me to come back on Tuesday morning at 8am.

Redneck Rocket

Original Poster:

998 posts

236 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Skyrat said:
Redneck Rocket said:
How hard is it to register someone at the practise? Fill out a few forms, done. If you guys think it's acceptable to be sent away from a doctor's office because of that you need to visit a country that has a proper health service. It's a real eye opener.
Or visit the USA or somewhere similar where they have SFA and the poorest people get next to no healthcare at all? The NHS may not be the world's best but it's pretty fking good when it needs to be and a damn sight better than the world's richest country has, and maybe you need to consider yourself lucky to have what we have in this country?

I am so sick of people taking pot shots at the NHS for no good reason. When I registered with my doctor's surgery I filled in a quick form and had to make an appointment with the practice nurse who checked to see if I had any existing conditions and tested my urine. It didn't take half a day and it was hardly an inconvience to make an appointment that suited me. FFS, stop moaning and accept that you should've registered with the doctor when you moved into the area so there'd be no problems when you needed to use the service.
So because you can think of places in the world that have sttier healthcare than us you are happy to accept whatever deficiencies the NHS might have without the slightest bit of complaint? For the record I love this country and consider myself very lucky to live in it. I do however consider it to be patently ridiculous to refuse to register new patients when it is a simple procedure and the centre is well staffed and not busy.