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ChrisRS

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1,787 posts

246 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Whats the concensus on the idea of taking a young lady to the Zoo for a 2nd date? my thinking is that it would give us loads to talk about therefore avoiding the ackward silences, plus its freezing at the moment so we can have a bit of a cuddle on the way around to share body warmth!

Anyone got any better ideas?


TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Learn a few random facts and you can look like you're a part time genius, and all women wanted to be vets when they were kids.

satchbot

4,330 posts

238 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Could be on to a winner. An ex of mine was crazy for zoos.

Sheets Tabuer

21,384 posts

244 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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If she will cuddle on the second date she is clearly a harlot and should be avoided. (obviously we will need pics to verify this)

Ask yourself this, if you were being taken out on a second date with someone do you think the zoo would be at the top of the list of places you'd like to go?

If you answer yes may I suggest train spotting as your third date.

shirt

25,376 posts

230 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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great idea, zoo's are fantastic.

another one is a trip to the great english seaside. a winner no matter what the weather. fish & chips, walk on the beach, play on the 2p machines and try win her some tat. always gone down well ime.

satchbot

4,330 posts

238 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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yes What was it Soovy's dad said about the seaside and a date?

ChrisRS

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1,787 posts

246 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Sheets Tabuer said:
If she will cuddle on the second date she is clearly a harlot and should be avoided. (obviously we will need pics to verify this)

Ask yourself this, if you were being taken out on a second date with someone do you think the zoo would be at the top of the list of places you'd like to go?

If you answer yes may I suggest train spotting as your third date.
When i say cuddle i dont mean kick her back doors in! shes not a slapper, your not getting any pictures either!

I'm just looking for something fun and interesting where we can talk and get to know each other a bit better.

FourWheelDrift

92,235 posts

313 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Just make sure you don't point and smile at her when the monkeys are shagging and you'll be fine.

Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Good idea! I like it - as long as it's a zoo where the animals are all looking healthy and well cared for, otherwise it could go horribly wrong.

In a similar vein I reckon a cracking idea to get a shag is to tell a bird that you're a dolphin or seal trainer. Obviously you'd need to do the deed and disappear before you got found out.

Bing o

15,184 posts

248 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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ChrisRS said:
Whats the concensus on the idea of taking a young lady to the Zoo for a 2nd date? my thinking is that it would give us loads to talk about therefore avoiding the ackward silences, plus its freezing at the moment so we can have a bit of a cuddle on the way around to share body warmth!

Anyone got any better ideas?
Top idea - I'll be taking the new Miss Bing o to Monkey World for our third date...

chrisxr2

1,129 posts

223 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I love the zoo, i turn in to a big kid.

the funniest thing i have ever seen in the zoo happened whilst i wwas stood next to the baboon enclosure when a "glowing"pregnant lady approached. She must have been giving of some powerful hormones as as soon as she approached the male baboons started wking themselves and banging on the window in front of her like their lives depended on it, yet stopped as soon as she left.

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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chrisxr2 said:
I love the zoo, i turn in to a big kid.

the funniest thing i have ever seen in the zoo happened whilst i wwas stood next to the baboon enclosure when a "glowing"pregnant lady approached. She must have been giving of some powerful hormones as as soon as she approached the male baboons started wking themselves and banging on the window in front of her like their lives depended on it, yet stopped as soon as she left.
You obviously haven't been to a PH meet.

MrV

2,748 posts

257 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Bing o said:
ChrisRS said:
Whats the concensus on the idea of taking a young lady to the Zoo for a 2nd date? my thinking is that it would give us loads to talk about therefore avoiding the ackward silences, plus its freezing at the moment so we can have a bit of a cuddle on the way around to share body warmth!

Anyone got any better ideas?
Top idea - I'll be taking the new Miss Bing o to Monkey World for our third date...
We found out the hard way all the clever little sods are sitting in the warm this time of the year smile

shirt

25,376 posts

230 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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satchbot said:
yes What was it Soovy's dad said about the seaside and a date?
no idea but spent many a day at the seaside with the ex. perversely the more naff destination the better, brid and scarborough over brighton any day!

Xaero

4,063 posts

244 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I've used the zoo date idea before, always seems to work in my experience, some arn't open this time of year though.

Bing o

15,184 posts

248 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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MrV said:
Bing o said:
ChrisRS said:
Whats the concensus on the idea of taking a young lady to the Zoo for a 2nd date? my thinking is that it would give us loads to talk about therefore avoiding the ackward silences, plus its freezing at the moment so we can have a bit of a cuddle on the way around to share body warmth!

Anyone got any better ideas?
Top idea - I'll be taking the new Miss Bing o to Monkey World for our third date...
We found out the hard way all the clever little sods are sitting in the warm this time of the year smile
I'm not taking her this weekend smile This weekend is second date.

ChrisRS

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1,787 posts

246 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Thanks for the replies guys! just need to ask her now!

garycat

5,364 posts

239 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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ChrisRS said:
Thanks for the replies guys! just need to ask her now!
Make it a suprise trip. Just tell her to wear warm clothes, it's freezing this weekend.

ChrisRS

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Friday 30th January 2009
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garycat said:
ChrisRS said:
Thanks for the replies guys! just need to ask her now!
Make it a suprise trip. Just tell her to wear warm clothes, it's freezing this weekend.
Nice idea! Think i'll give it a try, cheers

porcupineprince

624 posts

215 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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My dad took a young lady to the zoo for their first date when he was 19...22 years later they're still married!