Your son might have a secret girlfriend too!
Your son might have a secret girlfriend too!
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Carpie

Original Poster:

1,119 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200812...

Possibly a repost but nothing on search.

chrisxr2

1,129 posts

223 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Holy cow some people are so naive.

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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'I shagged your son, HTH'

Shame I can't be bothered to make a account.

Funk

27,636 posts

238 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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A tenner says they're from a Southern US state of some sort.

W00DY

16,704 posts

255 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Reminded me of this:

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

Really funny but will eat all your time for a while.

Funk

27,636 posts

238 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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W00DY said:
Reminded me of this:

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

Really funny but will eat all your time for a while.
My jaw hit the desk reading some of those... eek

ETA: I'm wondering what it must be like to be that crazy and not even know it. But then I suppose they think the same about me.

Edited by Funk on Friday 30th January 18:36

Bowler

915 posts

240 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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roflroflrofl

I've seen it all now!

Billy Bob in the Good Ole U S of A said:
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom.
FFS!

What this actaully means is

What Billy Bob actually meant to have said:
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid that as soon the good Reverend finds out that my son is a queer, he'll be round the house faster than you can say knife, with his good buddy Jack Daniels and a quart of penetrative lubricant
Edited by Bowler on Friday 30th January 18:41

Jasandjules

72,562 posts

258 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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How dumb can some people be?


_Batty_

12,268 posts

279 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Funk said:
W00DY said:
Reminded me of this:

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

Really funny but will eat all your time for a while.
My jaw hit the desk reading some of those... eek

ETA: I'm wondering what it must be like to be that crazy and not even know it. But then I suppose they think the same about me.

Edited by Funk on Friday 30th January 18:36
there is some very scary stuff on there.
Religon has alot to answer for

AB

20,397 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I find it hard to believe that people like this even exist FFS.

Funk

27,636 posts

238 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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_Batty_ said:
Funk said:
W00DY said:
Reminded me of this:

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

Really funny but will eat all your time for a while.
My jaw hit the desk reading some of those... eek

ETA: I'm wondering what it must be like to be that crazy and not even know it. But then I suppose they think the same about me.

Edited by Funk on Friday 30th January 18:36
there is some very scary stuff on there.
Religon has alot to answer for
What worries me is that they come out with complete contradictions that they can't even see. Sometimes in the same sentence. Often, the irony of their comments is completely lost on them.

If you want to see the definition of mentally insane, Google 'Westboro Baptist Church' and watch in horror at the hate-filled bile they spout.

Actually, this will get you started: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMP3AK5jwo

They're evil parading as righteous.

Jasandjules

72,562 posts

258 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Ah Religion, always helps sort out people's differences.


M@T.R

2,187 posts

259 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I liked this one

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. "

ROFL.

BlueCello

6,225 posts

236 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Oh. My. God. hehe

I cannot believe that OP! There can't really be people as stupid as that can there?!?!?!

AnotherClarkey

3,698 posts

218 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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M@T.R said:
I liked this one

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. "

ROFL.
That is magnificently warped!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Funk said:
A tenner says they're from a Southern US state of some sort.
Oh, I don't know...

I've seen enough weird godfreaks round these here parts...

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Naive bible-bashing retard.

Some people so deserve a bullet in the forehead.

AnotherClarkey

3,698 posts

218 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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As one who believes that we have one life and that is all, it saddens me that people like the westboro baptists piss it all away with their delusional st.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Neil_H said:
Naive bible-bashing retard.

Some people so deserve a bullet in the forehead.
That's a touch extreme...

Can't you just stone them a bit...?

Jasandjules

72,562 posts

258 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
Can't you just stone them a bit...?
In a sort of Life of Brian way?