Strip Club?
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evo801

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243 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Hi All,

Went to the opening night of the first ever strip club in Henley-on-Thames.

My friend and I were the first customers, I negotiated a private dance with 2 girls for cheap.
They were smokin

Good times...

Goochie

5,795 posts

248 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I went to a pub in High Wycombe once. The two strippers on stage took my drunken mate, stripped him to his boxers, tied him to a chair, filled his boxers with cream, burnt a hole in his boxers with a lit fag then shoved the other end of the fag up his ass.

Now THATS a strip joint!

Altrezia

8,740 posts

240 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Harry's posts about this subject are better.

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

229 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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A colleague took his family for a day out at Whipsnade many years ago.

They then decided on a pub lunch on the way home and wandered into a certain pub near the A5 / M1 junction.

Those who know the area will know what they walked into....

Gemsbok1000

1,957 posts

233 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Altrezia said:
Harry's posts about this subject are better.
Was just about to post the same. They tend to be a bit more.....er.....interesting.

skip_1

3,514 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Have they named the joint after a primary-coloured feline?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Where is it in Henley?

Where Stallones was?

I'm amazed there is a strip club in Henley, if I'm honest.

Hedders

24,460 posts

276 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
A colleague took his family for a day out at Whipsnade many years ago.

They then decided on a pub lunch on the way home and wandered into a certain pub near the A5 / M1 junction.

Those who know the area will know what they walked into....
The huge signs didn't give the game away?? :P

ETA: Actually i am thinking of a place in Bletchley, MK.



Edited by Hedders on Friday 30th January 23:29

Romanymagic

3,298 posts

248 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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evo801 said:
Hi All,

Went to the opening night of the first ever strip club in Henley-on-Thames.

My friend and I were the first customers, I negotiated a private dance with 2 girls for cheap.
They were smokin

Good times...
So they got the go ahead despite local opposition, I am guessing this is going to put the local bar (which previously held strip do's) out of business?

Mobsta

5,614 posts

284 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Romanymagic said:
evo801 said:
Hi All,

Went to the opening night of the first ever strip club in Henley-on-Thames.

My friend and I were the first customers, I negotiated a private dance with 2 girls for cheap.
They were smokin

Good times...
So they got the go ahead despite local opposition, I am guessing this is going to put the local bar (which previously held strip do's) out of business?
And that 80 year old hooker who always makes a cup of red bush after. Or so my mate said....

bigandclever

14,337 posts

267 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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evo801 in disguise earlier...



That really is the club in Henley

MiniMan64

19,335 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
A colleague took his family for a day out at Whipsnade many years ago.

They then decided on a pub lunch on the way home and wandered into a certain pub near the A5 / M1 junction.

Those who know the area will know what they walked into....
And those that know will feel very sorry for him indeed. Might want to check with your colleague how reliable his story is though seeing as last time I visited that particular "establishment" there was a rather large chap at the door who I very much doubt would have let a family in!

Interesting way for the kids to spend their £1 coins from pocket money though......

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

229 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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MiniMan64 said:
Alfa_75_Steve said:
A colleague took his family for a day out at Whipsnade many years ago.

They then decided on a pub lunch on the way home and wandered into a certain pub near the A5 / M1 junction.

Those who know the area will know what they walked into....
And those that know will feel very sorry for him indeed. Might want to check with your colleague how reliable his story is though seeing as last time I visited that particular "establishment" there was a rather large chap at the door who I very much doubt would have let a family in!

Interesting way for the kids to spend their £1 coins from pocket money though......
This was about 6 or 7 years ago.

Don't know if things have changed recently - but when we lived there, there wasn't any obvious signage outside.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

218 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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evo801 said:
They were smokin
Bloody hell - flange & fags - I'm on my wayyum

MiniMan64

19,335 posts

219 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
MiniMan64 said:
Alfa_75_Steve said:
A colleague took his family for a day out at Whipsnade many years ago.

They then decided on a pub lunch on the way home and wandered into a certain pub near the A5 / M1 junction.

Those who know the area will know what they walked into....
And those that know will feel very sorry for him indeed. Might want to check with your colleague how reliable his story is though seeing as last time I visited that particular "establishment" there was a rather large chap at the door who I very much doubt would have let a family in!

Interesting way for the kids to spend their £1 coins from pocket money though......
This was about 6 or 7 years ago.

Don't know if things have changed recently - but when we lived there, there wasn't any obvious signage outside.
I haven't been in 3 years and I know the signage hasn't changed in 8 years since the first time I drove past the place, it's not clear I guess but it does say Erotic Dancers on it. And anyway, the W&H is a hole, even if there wasn't that sign I still wouldn't stop there with my kids, it looks like the setting of a grisly horror movie.


And inside it is!

alfaman

6,416 posts

263 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
A colleague took his family for a day out at Whipsnade many years ago.

They then decided on a pub lunch on the way home and wandered into a certain pub near the A5 / M1 junction.

Those who know the area will know what they walked into....
purely for research / academic purposes - which pub is this ?( I live about 4 or 5 miles from there )

waggon and horses ?

Edited by alfaman on Friday 30th January 23:47

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

229 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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alfaman said:
Alfa_75_Steve said:
A colleague took his family for a day out at Whipsnade many years ago.

They then decided on a pub lunch on the way home and wandered into a certain pub near the A5 / M1 junction.

Those who know the area will know what they walked into....
purely for research / academic purposes - which pub is this ?( I live about 4 or 5 miles from there )

waggon and horses ?
Got it in one.

When I lived in that area, the only signage was a little rotating thing on the pavement - if you came from the Dunstable direction to the car park you could easily miss it.

Still, it may have just been a great story.

But it was a great story at the time.

evo801

Original Poster:

243 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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bigandclever said:
evo801 in disguise earlier...



That really is the club in Henley
Haha, yep sussing out the area.

Must admit, I've only ever been once when I was on a lads holiday in N.Y but this was pretty fun.

Definitely worth checking out if your in the Berkshire area

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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Henley is in Oxfordshire...

spikeyhead

20,349 posts

226 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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MiniMan64 said:
Alfa_75_Steve said:
MiniMan64 said:
Alfa_75_Steve said:
A colleague took his family for a day out at Whipsnade many years ago.

They then decided on a pub lunch on the way home and wandered into a certain pub near the A5 / M1 junction.

Those who know the area will know what they walked into....
And those that know will feel very sorry for him indeed. Might want to check with your colleague how reliable his story is though seeing as last time I visited that particular "establishment" there was a rather large chap at the door who I very much doubt would have let a family in!

Interesting way for the kids to spend their £1 coins from pocket money though......
This was about 6 or 7 years ago.

Don't know if things have changed recently - but when we lived there, there wasn't any obvious signage outside.
I haven't been in 3 years and I know the signage hasn't changed in 8 years since the first time I drove past the place, it's not clear I guess but it does say Erotic Dancers on it. And anyway, the W&H is a hole, even if there wasn't that sign I still wouldn't stop there with my kids, it looks like the setting of a grisly horror movie.


And inside it is!
I quite like the place