Government changes its emblem

[ianash]

The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
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A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
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It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

[thinfourth2]

And they have a tendancy to burst which really costs you loads of money

[tomTVR]

And you still use it with the brown

[AJS-]

And it's full of unformed tadpole like things with no idea about economics and no real life experience.