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[VENOM500]

I would just like to announce the appointment of a new "CHAIRMAN" for the UK VIPER CLUB. I thought this non voting lark could work quite well in my favor. I have been voted in a chairman by popular demand from myself and have taken up this new un electected post as of 7pm today.
I will be posting out various Ideas for the club and hope to have a Viper Charter in place by the end of the week.I can shed a little light on some of the items in this new charter, one being, I can vote of any non elected VICE PRES! Enjoy your power while it lasts Dave coz I,m sacking you at the end of the week!

[bigviper]

could the curreny chairman sack himself as he is not needed ,but how ever
we are looking for a new club idiot as i am resigning

[VENOM500]

Stick with me boy, we can start a new breakaway group where you can vote!A novel idea but it seems to work in most clubs and even our governments have played around with this concept for a few hunderd years!

[RT/10Dave]

bigviper said:

could the curreny chairman sack himself as he is not needed ,but how ever
we are looking for a new club idiot as i am resigning

I'm pretty sure we've already found a great candidate for that!

[VENOM500]

Funny...I was thinking just the same thing! Your be looking for a new post after the weekend?I could even vote for you if you like?..err....maybe not...thats a strange concept 4 u........ahhh...bless!

[VENOM500]

Replace lid and leave to simmer!

[neilsfishing]

VENOM500 said:

I would just like to announce the appointment of a new "CHAIRMAN" for the UK VIPER CLUB. I thought this non voting lark could work quite well in my favor. I have been voted in a chairman by popular demand from myself and have taken up this new un electected post as of 7pm today.
I will be posting out various Ideas for the club and hope to have a Viper Charter in place by the end of the week.I can shed a little light on some of the items in this new charter, one being, I can vote of any non elected VICE PRES! Enjoy your power while it lasts Dave coz I,m sacking you at the end of the week!

Sorry to wee on your Fireworks but the right honorable Mr. P Lacey was re elected at 19:00.01

[VENOM500]

neilsfishing said:

VENOM500 said:

I would just like to announce the appointment of a new "CHAIRMAN" for the UK VIPER CLUB. I thought this non voting lark could work quite well in my favor. I have been voted in a chairman by popular demand from myself and have taken up this new un electected post as of 7pm today.
I will be posting out various Ideas for the club and hope to have a Viper Charter in place by the end of the week.I can shed a little light on some of the items in this new charter, one being, I can vote of any non elected VICE PRES! Enjoy your power while it lasts Dave coz I,m sacking you at the end of the week!

Sorry to wee on your Fireworks but the right honorable Mr. P Lacey was re elected at 19:00.01

The right honorable Mr.P.Lacey is a fine upstanding and worthy PRES and this thread has nothing to do with "the main man" and I would like to point out its about the Vice Pres!


The Prezza ...Mr P.L does a grand job! Infact I,ll be giving Paul full health care and life cover for free .....anything to keep him in sound body and mind (Ok....the body bit might be a lost cause!)so that rat bag RT10/Dave doesn,t jump into his shoes!

Edited by VENOM500 on Monday 2nd February 20:38