Picky neighbour problem

[Blue tits]

I live in a quite little close which is mainly owner occupied by more mature people like myself.

Recently I have been visiting your site having been recommended by the nice young boy who has recently moved in to one of the top floor flats. He has got all the single girls tongues wagging but I think he might be, you know, not that sort, but that sort of boy.

Anyway, what with all the cold weather I have been taking to feeding the birds as it has been so cold for the poor darlings. Unfortunately they appear to have been 'dropping' on his Max Power tuned Escort which is his pride and joy.

Any ideas what I should be feeding them to turn these droppings grey so he doesn't notice? He's very sweet but has already been telling me off about it.

Here is an over view of our car park to help you get a feel for the location:-

[Papoo]

What the snow hid, though:


Ya bastid!

[Stigette]

I would say the birds are ill, look at all those droppings, you cant see the cars

[BigLepton]

So you want advice on how to colour bird sh!t to match a gayers car?

[Ikemi]

Err?

[ianash]

You actually had me going for a wee while. Well done that man, Ill send your fiver in the mail.

Edited by ianash on Tuesday 3rd February 21:24

[BigLepton]

OK, just seen the other thread. . . . . . .

[Podie]

[MK4 Slowride]

here's the time warp link:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Poledriver]

Nothing too spicy! In fact I'd recommend a conservative diet, that should turn their droppings grey!
HTH

[ianash]

Poledriver said:

Nothing too spicy! In fact I'd recommend a conservative diet, that should turn their droppings grey!
HTH

John Major grade seeds.

[Chairman LMAO]

have a;

[John D.]

[qube_TA]

Birds have been around far longer than we have (about 64 million years longer), they'll be fine without your help.

As for the Escort, if you neighbour moans, just take a dump on it yourself.

[Sheriff JWPepper]

Blue tits said:

Max Power tuned Escort which is his pride and joy.

[Funk]

Thank you, you've helped me see that perhaps I'm getting irked by something I shouldn't be.

[tinman0]

Papoo said:

What the snow hid, though:


Ya bastid!

There is a PHer who has a parking space outside his car that looks exactly that. You do not park within 30 yards of that tree. Whatever lives in that tree is ill. I mean seriously seriously ill.

[AJS-]

I'd watch that one Mrs Blue Tit. Sounds like just the sort to go mad and kill everyone in the building with and axe if this sort of thing is left to fester.

[Rude-boy]

Funk said:

Thank you, you've helped me see that perhaps I'm getting irked by something I shouldn't be.

Some st just ain't worth the sweat.

[Zebrano]

tinman0 said:

Papoo said:

What the snow hid, though:


Ya bastid!

There is a PHer who has a parking space outside his car that looks exactly that. You do not park within 30 yards of that tree. Whatever lives in that tree is ill. I mean seriously seriously ill.