Schadenfreude
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AUDIHenry

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2,201 posts

216 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Just when you thought your life couldn't get any worse you find that there are thousands who have it much, much worse than you.

I present to you: http://www.fmylife.com/

Word of warning: some of the stuff there is disgusting, shocking, and immature, but these are all real people posting about their lives.

If by the fifth one you don't feel like a million bucks...then make an account and post on the site. wink

It can become addictive.

KieronGsi

1,114 posts

233 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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AUDIHenry said:
Just when you thought your life couldn't get any worse you find that there are thousands who have it much, much worse than you.

I present to you: http://www.fmylife.com/

Word of warning: some of the stuff there is disgusting, shocking, and immature, but these are all real people posting about their lives.

If by the fifth one you don't feel like a million bucks...then make an account and post on the site. wink

It can become addictive.
That is quite addictive i got to page 16 before i realised.

pacey_sot

246 posts

224 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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omg - winner! rofl

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriends recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and it's back two legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

escargot

17,123 posts

246 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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that site said:
Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
rofl

Edited by escargot on Wednesday 4th February 07:38

paulm3

657 posts

254 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

HAHA I LAUGH AT YOUR MISFORTUNE!! some funny stuff

minimatt1967

17,381 posts

235 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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FML.com said:
Today, the girl I'm in love with told me she might be a lesbian. She then asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. Does she wanted to make 100% she was a lesbian? Her reply was: "No, I just think you'd be a good transition". FML
Classic! rofl

Twincharged

1,851 posts

234 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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"Today, I woke up with the worse hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriends two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML"

"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML"

motco

17,594 posts

275 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Far too literate to be credible...

OJ

14,209 posts

257 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Twincharged said:
"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML"
LMFAO

Fetchez la vache

5,897 posts

243 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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"Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo. FML"

"Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML"


What a class site biggrin

OJ

14,209 posts

257 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Fetchez la vache said:
"Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo. FML"

"Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML"
What an arse! He should have at least given her an umbrella

Geoffers

889 posts

282 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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That has got to be the best site I have seen for a long time!!!

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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"Today, my friend sent me the link to this web site with a message that said, "You'll feel at home."

Poledriver

29,576 posts

223 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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One here for Stigmund:-

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML


singlecoil

35,825 posts

275 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Is there anyway of telling which of them are real, if any?

minimatt1967

17,381 posts

235 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Poledriver said:
One here for Stigmund:-

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML
biglaughlaughrofl

militantmandy

3,838 posts

215 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Awesome! Great find!

BigBen

12,155 posts

259 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

Asterix

24,438 posts

257 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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Damn!

My missus posts on there!

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

Edited by Asterix on Wednesday 4th February 12:01

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Wednesday 4th February 2009
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roflcryrofl