'Chunk' from the Goonies
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Is now a rather skinny looking Lawyer.
'Jeff B. Cohen, Esq.
received his Juris Doctor from UCLA Law School. While at UCLA Law, Mr. Cohen obtained his degree with an emphasis in business law and was honored to speak at his law school commencement. Mr. Cohen received his undergraduate degree from The University of California at Berkeley, Haas School of Business. While at UC Berkeley, Mr. Cohen was honored to serve as President of the Associated Students of the University of California. Mr. Cohen also has the dubious distinction of being a former child star appearing most notably in the role of “Chunk” in the 80’s cult film “The Goonies,” directed by Richard Donner and produced by Steven Spielberg'
I wonder how many of his clients ask him to do the 'Truffle Shuffle'?
'Jeff B. Cohen, Esq.
received his Juris Doctor from UCLA Law School. While at UCLA Law, Mr. Cohen obtained his degree with an emphasis in business law and was honored to speak at his law school commencement. Mr. Cohen received his undergraduate degree from The University of California at Berkeley, Haas School of Business. While at UC Berkeley, Mr. Cohen was honored to serve as President of the Associated Students of the University of California. Mr. Cohen also has the dubious distinction of being a former child star appearing most notably in the role of “Chunk” in the 80’s cult film “The Goonies,” directed by Richard Donner and produced by Steven Spielberg'
I wonder how many of his clients ask him to do the 'Truffle Shuffle'?
Wonder if he wraps his cases up like this:
Chunk: "In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life"
Fratelli: "I'm beginning to like this kid..."
Chunk: "In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life"
Fratelli: "I'm beginning to like this kid..."
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