Trollheads- Trolling matters???

[pits]

I cant work it out, the one thread was closed understandably, so will this one I guess.
After reading the "drink driving ban how long etc" thread, thought, wont go on the whole "blah blah dont even have a drop of alcohol and drive all high and mighty crap* at the poster, then I read more and well, thoughts are the same as everyone elses.

So out of curiosity, did some searching, im bored
Ok in a sort of reverse order

philanderer said:

I was in town and couldn't get a taxi home.... i used to DD a fair bit anyway, decided to drive home as i got sick of waiting for a taxi, got all the way out of town dropping a few friends off, we decided to go back in to town and get some chips.....got the chips, ate them in the car, drove all the way out of town again to drop friends off.... i panicked when i got passed by a cop car and drove down a side street, the cops saw me do it and turned round and came after me, they pulled up next to my parked car down the side street and i got done for drink driving. i blew just under 3 times over the limit

So here, its all about how awesome DD is and being 3 times the limit blah blah blah
but here

philanderer said:

Nolar Dog said:

I sometimes text when I'm driving.

Just like I input details on my sat nav, eat and drink and I even talk to my passengers.

It's a wonder I'm still alive. Having said that I've done about 300 miles in the snow today with no incidents so I must be extremely gifted.

and?

some people drink and drive and don't have an accident.... does that mean drink driving should be legal and only the ones who appear to be DWDCA should be prosecuted? don't forget that some of the drunk people driving, who end up killing innocent people, might have been driving on that particular journey in a "safe" manner before the accident happens that kills the innocent people?

just becasue some people come on here and say they drive ok when on the phone doesn't mean that it's a safe activity for everybody to do

But it gets worse and worse

philanderer said:

pathetic plates

anybody who actually alters a plate to read something else is a nobber of the highest order

philanderer said:

illegally altering a plate to read something else is much worse than calling the person who actually does that a nobber

if you don't want to be called a nobber, don'e do something that atracts the insult

philanderer said:

i think lambos are cool, but why go and spoil it with an ego trip of altering your plate illegally? instant hero to nobber action

I'd see the car and go WOW, then i'd see the plate and think "what a tool"

then

philanderer said:

jimmyb said:

gazza_3 said:

jimmyb said:

CommanderJameson said:

jimmyb said:

Oh also british truck drivers are BY FAR the worst trick drivers on the roads these days.

Pull the other one. I nearly got wiped out twice today by left-hookers who either didn't know or didn't care that I was most of the way through overtaking them.

Trust me cj no way are foreign drivers the problem. In 200k miles i havent had one try sideswipe me and its not really that which im talking about its the inconsiderate behaviour of sitting in lanes 2 and if there is 4 lanes 3 constantly. On dual carriageways they are always the ones doing the long aka 5-10 mile overtakes at 55miles an hr holding up tons and tons of cars.

Truly they are stunningly inconsiderate.

Try jumping in a 44 tonne truck with pricks sitting along side the trailor stopping you overtaking and then say that. Let me guess, you drive something German, with the head lights on all the time, who wears a stupidly flashly watch?


fk me I was right, quick look and it shows you drive a A4 possibly the worst drivers on the road.

Edited by gazza_3 on Thursday 5th February 21:05

Really well you'd be wrong. I wear a very simple 100 quid leather strapped diesel watch not much for bling me.I also drive as courtiously as possible at all times.

Sorry you feel that way. I appreciate the hassle truck drivers have trust me and up till a few months ago i went out of my way to help truck drivers and still on occasion do so when i am feeling chilled out if i see a truck having issues getting a gap to pull out i will slow down from 70plus and flash him out and sit patiently but thats now the exception rather than rule and mostly due to the way british truck drivers in general behave.

Quite often now as a matter of fact I simply wont let them out. Final straw for me was a few weeks ago when a morrisons truck took (from when i started counting which was after sitting for a bit) 15 miles to overtake on a dual carriageway (around ten to 20mins or so) holding myself and ooooh i dunno around 1-300cars up at 55/6mph.


I phoned morrisons hq to complain and the woman had the cheeck to tell me he had a job to do and wouldnt do anything about his discourteous driving.

BTW the average overtake time/ distance for trucks is usually around 1-2miles and at most 2-3mins

With your attitude, I'm not suprised truck drivers are trying to kill you...they can probably sense what a numpty you are

There is more, but to be honest, its all the same st.
But I dont understand, firs the boasting about DD, then going on about how its bad, and how a DD could kill someone, calling people knobbers, yet clearly is one himself, of the highest order, I am sure I read one along the lines of "I undertake everyone, no one is going to slow me down"


I dont think I have read one good post from him, they all seem to just involve, being a knob and insulting people


IBTL??!?!?!!?!?!11111?1?!

Probably going to end in a massive arguement, so I will don my flame proof jacket and tin foil hat, and hide behind the sofa

[drivin_me_nuts]

... or you could choose to not get hung up by the internet penisauruses that roam so randomly over this forum? Just a thought; life is too short to really give a rodents rectum.

Edited by drivin_me_nuts on Saturday 7th February 02:20

[Catz]

Are you philanderer's girlfriend?

[mybrainhurts]

Slick bit of posting there...



Pssst...a r g u m e n t

[Nobody You Know]

No flaming from me, you have done the legwork and pointed out someones massive hypocracy.

In my opinion anyone who drinks and drives is a fking retard. Anyone who drinks and drives and then calls other D&D'ers knobbers is even worse - a fking retatrded hypocrite.

[Famous Graham]

Just ignore the tts and hit the report button if you think it's warranted.

No point posting about it, because if they are a troll, then you've just hit the bullseye and given them what they wanted in the first place - attention.

[pits]

Im not worried about it, im just bored, cant sleep, wyedean rally on tomorow, this would waste 5 minutes, whilst Transformers The Movie starts

• I lie it took more than 5 minutes

[Poledriver]

He's just one of a bunch of chav trolls that have come on here in the last couple of weeks to stir it! They'll soon get bored and get back to doing their homework1

[fathomfive]

Troll.

Or sycophantic fool.

Probably both.

[Nolar Dog]

I thought I was in trouble for a minute there when I saw you had quoted me.

There's a few tools signed up recently it would seem.

[eccles]

pits said:

"calling people knobbers, yet clearly is one himself, of the highest order,"

Long post about someone calling other people Knobbers, then calls the person a knobber himself.....

Edited by eccles on Saturday 7th February 09:44

[Fishtigua]

Hi, my name is Troll and I'm a trollaholic.

Yes, I got nicked for 'a morning after the night before'. The tax disc fell off the windscreen, so the filth pulled me over. "Were you drinking last night, sunshine?" out came the machine and it crept into the red zone.

3 weeks in nick, 4 year ban. Not big or clever. Here in Guernsey they brook no st.

[kit80]

drivin_me_nuts said:

penisauruses

Probably not a troll, as its hard to get interenet under bridges. Just a bit of a knobber himself and hugely inconsistent.

Pistonheads - Insconsistancy matters

[Scraggles]

recall a rule from long time ago,

Don't feed the fking trolls

[wildoliver]

Breaking news of Philanderers true identity!

[GTIR]

Bare in mind he might have no arms and legs, but in his "world" he has the full compliment of limbs and takes on this persona of a super intelligent person of the world, who is only out to do good....


No?

TOSSER!

[stigmundfreud]

You have to see the irony of claiming someone is a troll by posting a trolling style thread? Some nice trolling replies too.

[Sheriff JWPepper]

He's right about the plates though.

[stigmundfreud]

Sheriff JWPepper said:

He's right about the plates though.

indeed! I would suggest it should be an instant 6 point penalty as it is effectively attempting to pervert the course of justice or evasion.

[FourWheelDrift]

I don't think you will be seeing any more posts from him again, even if he does come back again.

If you do however spot anything like this again then do please press the "report abuse" hyperlink that is on every post made