Just recieved a call...

[Jamus]

Some nigerian sounding chap just repeating the name "John" over and over. So I hung up on him and carried on with work (read : PH).


I was then barraged with loads of missed calls and three text messages.

They said...

"raspunde ba cacatule"
"sunt klu ba"
"is klu din narcisa raspunde firaiar dracului"

...in that order.

Googles fubar at work 'cos of some new firewall they've failed to install properly so I can't find out what they mean.

Anyone have a clue?

[ShadownINja]

Romanian?

[Glassman]

erm...

[ShadownINja]

Problem is some of it will be shortened and slang.

[Glassman]

It's Moldovon - "I am your bride from catalogue" and "please collect me from customs"

[danrc]

http://tech.yahoo.com/qa/1006021901479

Someone is calling you a poo poo head

[dpbird90]

the last phrase you mention throws up 3 english words in google translator: daffodil, responsible and hell, if a previous poster is right and it is romanian. I have no idea why someone would want to contact you with these 3 words in conversation.

[Jamus]

danrc said:

http://tech.yahoo.com/qa/1006021901479

Someone is calling you a poo poo head

Hahah

I can only assume that first message is something along the lines of "respond you st" then.

[TheEnd]

online translator said -
'answer yes cacatule'
' are klu Ba'
' is the klu answer their firaiar damn'

it seems ba = yes?

[Ferg]

Jamus said:

"is klu din narcisa raspunde firaiar dracului"

Online translator said:

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

HTH

[Jamus]

Suggestions for a return text?

[TheEnd]

reply with
Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat

it's the number one most devastating insult in the world, and it's in Romanian

[arryb]

Is it a dodgy number with someone trying to get you to phone back because it will cost you a fortune to phone them??

[Jamus]

No, just a normal mobile number.

Want it?

[Gun]

Sounds like it could just be a wrong number, there doesn't seem to be any point in the calls as there hasn't been a mention of you winning the Nigerian lottery or anything.

[V6]

Any excuse.

[Jasandjules]

Is that brown fox
Has the package been delivered
Respond please

He thinks you're a spy...........

[NiceCupOfTea]

What colour is the boat house at Hereford?

[kicks]

NiceCupOfTea said:

What colour is the boat house at Hereford?

Red.

[mik.ross]

May I be so bold as to suggest the following:-

Je suis maintenant le grand fromage fk off.

HTH