Where is the frigging remote???!!!
Where is the frigging remote???!!!
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gamefreaks

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2,067 posts

216 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Right! She's has gone for a bath, the baby is asleep...the other boy child is in bed!

I now have the chance to watch something I want on telly but I cant find the remote!!!

Help!

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

259 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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It's over there

gamefreaks

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2,067 posts

216 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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No, it isn't! I've looked over there, down the side of the sofa and on the window ledge!

I think she's took it with her!

rockinatmidnight

852 posts

220 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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No, you missed it! Just behind that thing!!

John.

185 posts

222 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Gutted! ha

bobthemonkey

4,204 posts

245 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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On the ironing board?

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

259 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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rockinatmidnight said:
No, you missed it! Just behind that thing!!
Yep, next to the thing, by the other thing.

NeilBeforeZod

636 posts

256 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Mine always ends up on top of the telly, the natural home of a remote control, apparently. Otherwise, think of the last place you'd look, it'll be there.

Or you could ask where she put it and get the 'men never look properly, there it is, are you blind' talk?

gamefreaks

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2,067 posts

216 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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I've found it now. It was under the coffee table.

How did it get there? I mean who thinks "Hmm...where shall I put this remote...I know , I'll put it under the table...he'll never find it there!"

jimbo65

752 posts

227 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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gamefreaks said:
No, it isn't! I've looked over there, down the side of the sofa and on the window ledge!

I think she's took it with her!
It's in the washing machine, it was a bit sticky when you upset the beer on it

BlueCello

6,225 posts

236 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Its behind that cushion that you're convinced you looked behind earlier. But didn't.

BlueCello

6,225 posts

236 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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gamefreaks said:
I've found it now. It was under the coffee table.

How did it get there? I mean who thinks "Hmm...where shall I put this remote...I know , I'll put it under the table...he'll never find it there!"
It was the baby. HTH.

Digger.

16,797 posts

220 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Kitchen? Thats where I find the Sky remote when its magically moved, or near the telephone. . .

L4MBOLUV3R

1,935 posts

224 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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i know this is pretty fking radical thinking! but what about getting up and clicking the obscure buttons on the tv/box?

or

the logical route using the tools available around fashion yourself a universal remote A-team style fk yeah!

plan B

if the above methods fail have a wk all parts required should be where you last left them

gamefreaks

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2,067 posts

216 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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BlueCello said:
It was the baby. HTH.
I've already interrogated him! He swears it wasn't him!

Glassman

24,929 posts

244 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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she's taken it with her

tomTVR

6,909 posts

270 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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If you see my slippers while you are looking please give me a shout grrrrr why do i lose them every day!

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

259 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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"It's always in the last place you look".

So, here's my theory; When you've lost something, get a pen and some paper and write down a list of all the places that you would look for it. When you've exhausted all the places you might look, go to the last place on the list and it will be there.

gamefreaks

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2,067 posts

216 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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L4MBOLUV3R said:
i know this is pretty fking radical thinking! but what about getting up and clicking the obscure buttons on the tv/box?
Im a man. When was the last time you saw a man crouching in front of the telly using the bottons on the digibox???

L4MBOLUV3R said:
the logical route using the tools available around fashion yourself a universal remote A-team style fk yeah!
She's confiscated my soldering iron too!

L4MBOLUV3R said:
if the above methods fail have a wk all parts required should be where you last left them
Good idea! And if she catches me with my pants around my ankles furiously (is there any other way?) masterbating, i'll say its her fault because she hid the remotr and you told me to do it! That'll be an intersting argument!
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