Stunning piece of design...
Stunning piece of design...
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Viper_Larry

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4,372 posts

285 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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Giant horse to become £2m artwork:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/78...

OK, so how long did it take him to design that?

"Ermmm.. I know, how about a giant horse? Yeah, lets make it 33 times bigger" Job done in as long as it took me to write that.

Then they make a model and unveil........ a small horse rolleyes

Good grief!

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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rofl

That's the sttest artist impression I've ever seen

rofl

Hedders

24,460 posts

276 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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I could see the funny side if it had been an elephant.

FourWheelDrift

92,234 posts

313 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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We already have quite a few white horses as artwork, why do we need another?


scotal

8,751 posts

308 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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I thought it weas meant to be like the horse on Kent's crest (think a chavvy cavalino rampante) not like an over sized My little pony. That will look fking awful.

GTIR

24,741 posts

295 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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I know sad isnt it.

I dont see the connection, a horse, Kent?

Shirley it would be better to have a giant grape, or a flower or any "garden of England" product, not a bloody animal.

That would look great in Newmarket, or Chepstow.

C8PPO

20,836 posts

232 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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A load of ill-advised politicos said:
Victoria Pomery, chairman of the Ebbsfleet Landmark Project's selection panel, said their decision was based on "artistic merit".

She added: "Mark is a schoolboy model-maker of world renown and his sculpture will become a real laughing stock for Ebbsfleet and the whole region."
rolleyes


Edited by C8PPO on Tuesday 10th February 14:49

Oakey

27,981 posts

245 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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It'll be like Mecca for pikeys

scotal

8,751 posts

308 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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Oakey said:
It'll be like Mecca for pikeys
You've been to Swanscombe? They eat pikeys in Swanscombe.

Simpo Two

92,662 posts

294 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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I'm sure the taxpayers will be delighted in this well-chosen use of the Council Tax. Any concomitant massaging of senior Concillor's egos and CVs is of course entirely coincidental. I mean, having enough salt to put on the roads is really boring...

crmcatee

5,803 posts

256 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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So this is for welcoming foreigners to the UK is it - why is it 30 minutes up from the entrance then ?


Trojan horse anyone ?

130R

7,078 posts

235 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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I think this is the first sign of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Three other horses will pop up next, red, black and pale green.

I always knew Armageddon would start in Kent.

scotal

8,751 posts

308 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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Simpo Two said:
I'm sure the taxpayers will be delighted in this well-chosen use of the Council Tax. Any concomitant massaging of senior Concillor's egos and CVs is of course entirely coincidental. I mean, having enough salt to put on the roads is really boring...
Its nothing to do with Public Money Simpo...
Eurostar, London & continental Railways and Land securities are paying for it. But its still dreadful.
"Oh Look a giant statue of a stupid looking horse.... golly makes you proud to be in Kent dunnit"

Have they thought that at some angle someone is going to be staring at a 50 metre high sculture of a horse's arse?


Invisible man

39,731 posts

313 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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130R said:
I think this is the first sign of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Three other horses will pop up next, red, black and pale green.

I always knew Armageddon would start in Kent.
Kent, the Armageddon of England hehe

jeff m

4,066 posts

287 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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You think you are unhappy now, wait till they hitch up the caravan for another couple of Million.

normalbloke

8,826 posts

248 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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I thought this was going to be about the Zonda R.Best thing I have seen created for a long time.

Simpo Two

92,662 posts

294 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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scotal said:
Its nothing to do with Public Money Simpo...
Eurostar, London & continental Railways and Land securities are paying for it. But its still dreadful.
"Oh Look a giant statue of a stupid looking horse.... golly makes you proud to be in Kent dunnit"
Oh well fair enough, if they've got nothing better to spend it on - like improving rolling stock or lowering prices.

FourWheelDrift

92,234 posts

313 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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If they want to celebrate Kent as the garden of England to visitors they should commission a giant sculpture of a carrot flanked by 2 potatoes.

Yertis

19,707 posts

295 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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BBC said:
Victoria Pomery
Selection plane chairman
That doesn't make any sense at all. Silly BBC. rolleyes


If you can't trust the BBC who can you trust?