BUTOCs to the BOLOCs!
BUTOCs to the BOLOCs!
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village idiot

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3,223 posts

290 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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well, having seen my alfa 166 fall apart around me, i've decided that i need to go one step further in my quest for automotive stupidity...

so... my hand was really forced towards my latest 'toy'

a 1996 TVR Chimera 400 (feeling a bit too poor to own the grown-up 500 variant).

picked it up this morning... drove the 160 miles home without breaking down once... it passed it's MOT with flying colours and goes like stink (it also sounds like something that makes a stink)... only a couple of minor electrical gremlins to sort out (such as the speedo that reads 120mph at 65mph).

so... for this summer's burger runs, there will be a new sub-category to the BOLOCs fraternity... the 'Butt-ugly TVR owners Club' (BUTOCs).

i should hopefully be able to surpass all of you in the exhaust stakes (the current setup is not 'quite' standard), but it will sound like a lexus in comparison with Kurt's toy (if it ever works).

see you all soon...


i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

miss notax

154 posts

216 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Cool biggrin

We've got a Chimaera too - great cars!

(does that make us both BOLOCS and BUTOCS at the same time eeklaugh)

fatwomble

1,389 posts

237 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Good stuff

Philygumbo

1,500 posts

272 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Bloody good show, so are you taking it to LeMans?
What colour?
When can I have a drive?

Edited by Philygumbo on Wednesday 11th February 19:06

Philygumbo

1,500 posts

272 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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miss notax said:
Cool biggrin

We've got a Chimaera too - great cars!

(does that make us both BOLOCS and BUTOCS at the same time eeklaugh)
You are asking the wrong person, he doesn't know his bks from his buttocks.biggrin

village idiot

Original Poster:

3,223 posts

290 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Philygumbo said:
Bloody good show, so are you taking it to LeMans?
What colour?
When can I have a drive?

Edited by Philygumbo on Wednesday 11th February 19:06
hey big phil...

it's in silver... might be doing le mans, but only if mrs.g joins me (got to remember to spend some time with her this year! lol)... and as for driving it... i would be honoured if you were take it for a good ragging! (the chim, not the wife)

Philygumbo

1,500 posts

272 months

Thursday 12th February 2009
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[quote=village idiote=P] (the chim, not the wife)
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Doh.

SpeedYellow

2,533 posts

250 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Well done for taking the next step in automotive fun and frustration!

Well my yellow beast will be back this summer, but in a shade of Orange that MiniD will like and 720HP with injection rather than the carb so people can breathe behind me!!

lotustuart

1,465 posts

254 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Alex, well done. Great cars, and they sound very horny!

Kurt, F**king hell! 720bhp!!! You are mad! but I like it! Bagsy the first pax ride! And if i like it i`ll take you out in the Cooper S! hehe

village idiot

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3,223 posts

290 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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lotustuart said:
Alex, well done. Great cars, and they sound very horny!

Kurt, F**king hell! 720bhp!!! You are mad! but I like it! Bagsy the first pax ride! And if i like it i`ll take you out in the Cooper S! hehe
bloody 'el stuart... elise, to s2000, to cooper s,,,, where next? mx5 whilst wearing a pink tutu? i know you have nothing to prove, but still! lol

lotustuart

1,465 posts

254 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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village idiot said:
lotustuart said:
Alex, well done. Great cars, and they sound very horny!

Kurt, F**king hell! 720bhp!!! You are mad! but I like it! Bagsy the first pax ride! And if i like it i`ll take you out in the Cooper S! hehe
bloody 'el stuart... elise, to s2000, to cooper s,,,, where next? mx5 whilst wearing a pink tutu? i know you have nothing to prove, but still! lol
haha!! In your dreams sweetie!! hehe
Please don`t mention the S2000! Its still giving me nightmares!! Worst car ever!!!
The Mini is cool, handles well, is quite rapid ( and if I can convince Sarah to spend £700 it`ll have 210BHP soon!), but yes is a little ghey!
And next...... well if we can sort the money out, later this year we`ll be back in a Lotus! Fingers crossed!

village idiot

Original Poster:

3,223 posts

290 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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lotustuart said:
village idiot said:
lotustuart said:
Alex, well done. Great cars, and they sound very horny!

Kurt, F**king hell! 720bhp!!! You are mad! but I like it! Bagsy the first pax ride! And if i like it i`ll take you out in the Cooper S! hehe
bloody 'el stuart... elise, to s2000, to cooper s,,,, where next? mx5 whilst wearing a pink tutu? i know you have nothing to prove, but still! lol
haha!! In your dreams sweetie!! hehe
Please don`t mention the S2000! Its still giving me nightmares!! Worst car ever!!!
The Mini is cool, handles well, is quite rapid ( and if I can convince Sarah to spend £700 it`ll have 210BHP soon!), but yes is a little ghey!
And next...... well if we can sort the money out, later this year we`ll be back in a Lotus! Fingers crossed!
hey you go old fruit...

http://www.specialistcarsltd.co.uk/porsche_sales/b...

job's a jaffa cake!

when my rear tyres are at the end of their life, i'll have to get you over to finish them off... this chim swings it's butt around like a pendulum on a grandfather clock... oversteer city! (just needs another 100hp though.. a chim 500 would be perfect)

lotustuart

1,465 posts

254 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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village idiot said:
lotustuart said:
village idiot said:
lotustuart said:
Alex, well done. Great cars, and they sound very horny!

Kurt, F**king hell! 720bhp!!! You are mad! but I like it! Bagsy the first pax ride! And if i like it i`ll take you out in the Cooper S! hehe
bloody 'el stuart... elise, to s2000, to cooper s,,,, where next? mx5 whilst wearing a pink tutu? i know you have nothing to prove, but still! lol
haha!! In your dreams sweetie!! hehe
Please don`t mention the S2000! Its still giving me nightmares!! Worst car ever!!!
The Mini is cool, handles well, is quite rapid ( and if I can convince Sarah to spend £700 it`ll have 210BHP soon!), but yes is a little ghey!
And next...... well if we can sort the money out, later this year we`ll be back in a Lotus! Fingers crossed!
hey you go old fruit...

http://www.specialistcarsltd.co.uk/porsche_sales/b...

job's a jaffa cake!

when my rear tyres are at the end of their life, i'll have to get you over to finish them off... this chim swings it's butt around like a pendulum on a grandfather clock... oversteer city! (just needs another 100hp though.. a chim 500 would be perfect)
pmsl!!!!

Sarah says thats not very funny!

25 grand!!!!! Some people are just odd!

Name a day mate and i`ll destroy those tires for you, it would be my pleasure. biggrin

SimonK

907 posts

248 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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Nice one Alex biggrin

That boxster is just wrong wrong wrong hurl

Gooby

9,269 posts

257 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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village idiot said:
.. swings it's butt around like a pendulum on a grandfather clock...
Are we saying that MiniStooie likes swingers and big butts? Perk of the job?

Is that why he looks so "buff"?