A begging thread - c'mon phers help a man in need!
A begging thread - c'mon phers help a man in need!
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CosmicMatt

Original Poster:

634 posts

226 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Alright guys and dolls,

My new workplace is looking to have an in house auctioning of goods for our chosen charity (dogs for the deaf!). Already people have managed to obtain signed football shirts, cricket bats etc.

Now then we all know of the varied contacts held by phers and of the varied hobbies, interests that were all involved in, really I'm begging to see if anyone has any goods they could supply and in return make me look good in front of my new employer/colleagues...

don't worry your assistance wouldn't be in vein, you'll have completed your good deed for the year, assisted in giving a dog a home and given a deaf person the opportunity to make their life easier! I know its alot to ask for but in return I'll do anything I can. smile

Finally anyone any other ideas of charity fundraisers that we could utilize and in turn make around £7000?

Ps sorry about the spelling/grammar...this phone isn't upto much!

Matt

Hitch78

6,118 posts

223 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Dogs for the deaf? Surely they must be fairly far down the deserving charity list.

Now don't get me wrong, I love man's best friend. I saw a dog for the deaf answering a telephone on blue peter about 20 years ago and thought it was pretty cool, but in these days of mobile phones and high intensity LED smoke alarms just what do they do?

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

264 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Hitch78 said:
Dogs for the deaf? Surely they must be fairly far down the deserving charity list.

Now don't get me wrong, I love man's best friend. I saw a dog for the deaf answering a telephone on blue peter about 20 years ago and thought it was pretty cool, but in these days of mobile phones and high intensity LED smoke alarms just what do they do?
The modern dogs are fluent in BSL. They also do subtitles on the tele.

squareflops

1,894 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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dogs for the deaf.

if someones at the door and the person can't hear the door bell will the dog bark to get its owners attention.. hang on...

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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squareflops said:
dogs for the deaf.

if someones at the door and the person can't hear the door bell will the dog bark to get its owners attention.. hang on...
No, the dog licks your body somewhere (can be trained to lick any part of your body) & have proven very popular amongst single women.

Also nutella sales have sky rocketed in that area too scratchchin

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Is this just a scam to get some free stuff?

bigTee

5,546 posts

250 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Already done my charity deed for the day.

Bought 5 circus tickets for local disabled kids.

squareflops

1,894 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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MK4 Slowride said:
squareflops said:
dogs for the deaf.

if someones at the door and the person can't hear the door bell will the dog bark to get its owners attention.. hang on...
No, the dog licks your body somewhere (can be trained to lick any part of your body) & have proven very popular amongst single women.

Also nutella sales have sky rocketed in that area too scratchchin
so wrong, but it feels so right

boxedinlaugh

ShadownINja

79,986 posts

311 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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bigTee said:
Already done my charity deed for the day.

Bought 5 circus tickets for local disabled kids.
A disabled circus? You sick bd. Oh, wait, you meant...

Edited by ShadownINja on Wednesday 11th February 14:07

bigTee

5,546 posts

250 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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ShadownINja said:
bigTee said:
Already done my charity deed for the day.

Bought 5 circus tickets for local disabled kids.
A disabled circus? You sick bd. Oh, wait, you meant...

Edited by ShadownINja on Wednesday 11th February 14:07
laugh i was waiting for that!!

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

219 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Tell them to get their own fking dog, they are deaf not incompetent.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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How about a weeks holiday in my caravan with me as as first prize?


























Second prize is 2 weeks.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
How about a weeks holiday in my caravan with me as as first prize?


























Second prize is 2 weeks.
Worst than the death sentance


wink

Maxf

8,443 posts

270 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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PhantomHumper said:
Tell them to get their own fking dog, they are deaf not incompetent.
I'd have thought it was the specialist training which they would struggle with, rather than simply buying a dog.

Saying that - hearing dogs for the deaf isnt exactly going to get Soovy parting with his Katie Price pube is it?

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Cara Van Man said:
How about a weeks holiday in my caravan with me as as first prize?


























Second prize is 2 weeks.
Worst than the death sentance


wink
but not worse than your spelling hehe

motco

17,594 posts

275 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Hearing dogs for Deaf People

They do a good job and get no funding from government nor from the lottery. At the moment they are suffering quite badly from the financial situation.

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

219 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Maxf said:
PhantomHumper said:
Tell them to get their own fking dog, they are deaf not incompetent.
I'd have thought it was the specialist training which they would struggle with, rather than simply buying a dog.

Saying that - hearing dogs for the deaf isnt exactly going to get Soovy parting with his Katie Price pube is it?
binned
Insensitive comment.
It ain't big and it ain't funny!

Edited by Big Al. on Wednesday 11th February 18:13

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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PhantomHumper said:
Maxf said:
PhantomHumper said:
Tell them to get their own fking dog, they are deaf not incompetent.
I'd have thought it was the specialist training which they would struggle with, rather than simply buying a dog.

Saying that - hearing dogs for the deaf isnt exactly going to get Soovy parting with his Katie Price pube is it?
Sounds more like a luxury to me.

Dogs for the blind = yes
Dogs for the deaf = fk off
They can't hear you!

motco

17,594 posts

275 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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PhantomHumper said:
Dogs for the blind = yes
Dogs for the deaf = fk off
Sometimes they are one and the same - deaf and blind. Hearing Dogs work with other charities to provide specialist dogs for specialist needs.

Edited by motco on Wednesday 11th February 14:23

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

219 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
PhantomHumper said:
Maxf said:
PhantomHumper said:
Tell them to get their own fking dog, they are deaf not incompetent.
I'd have thought it was the specialist training which they would struggle with, rather than simply buying a dog.

Saying that - hearing dogs for the deaf isnt exactly going to get Soovy parting with his Katie Price pube is it?
Sounds more like a luxury to me.

Dogs for the blind = yes
Dogs for the deaf = fk off
They can't hear you!
Sorry I am deaf and blind, so I will just get my dog to translate what you posted by licking morse code into my forearm.