What sort of a freak.......
What sort of a freak.......
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Albert Bridge

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896 posts

222 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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What sort of a freak designed Woodchip Wallpaper? They should be put against the wall and shot.punch

bigandclever

14,336 posts

267 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Well, wouldn't you just know it...

Ingrain wallpaper (also called wood-chip wallpaper) is a type of wallpaper. It consists of two layers of paper with wood fibre in between; different kinds of ingrain wallpaper are distinguished by the size and form of the fibre pieces.

Ingrain wallpaper was invented by German pharmacist Hugo Erfurt in 1864; marketed by the company his grandfather founded, it was first used as a decoration for shop windows, but began seeing use as a wallpaper from the 1920s on as well.

Send them a shoebox full of cat st to express your ire... http://www.erfurt.com/cms/en/company/companymain/h...

Edited by bigandclever on Wednesday 11th February 13:41

Albert Bridge

Original Poster:

896 posts

222 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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I HATE it with a vengance. Currently trying to get it off the wallsbanghead Even worse are the people that choose to put it up - it's vile. What planet are these people on???

zippy500

1,883 posts

298 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Albert Bridge said:
What sort of a freak designed Woodchip Wallpaper? They should be put against the wall and shot.punch
Would that not get blood on the woodchip?

Crimson Tide

5,037 posts

243 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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They're probably from the planet Pebbledash.

Albert Bridge

Original Poster:

896 posts

222 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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zippy500 said:
Albert Bridge said:
What sort of a freak designed Woodchip Wallpaper? They should be put against the wall and shot.punch
Would that not get blood on the woodchip?
laugh It couldn't make it any worse! Thanks for the link to the inventors, have sent them an email re my hatred for the product.

Edited by Albert Bridge on Wednesday 11th February 13:46

Scotfox

582 posts

214 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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The same sort of Freak that invented Artex. Should be stuck to the ceiling with their own product then shot !

FourWheelDrift

92,234 posts

313 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Albert Bridge said:
What sort of a freak designed Woodchip Wallpaper? They should be put against the wall and shot.punch
Are you Deborah's dad? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClaKSoBqTkE

smile

The Moose

23,672 posts

238 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Albert Bridge said:
I HATE it with a vengance. Currently trying to get it off the wallsbanghead Even worse are the people that choose to put it up - it's vile. What planet are these people on???
So, what have you found underneath?? It was my understanding that people used this to short cut and cover over st walls...??? Maybe I'm just cynical...

Albert Bridge

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896 posts

222 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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The Moose said:
Albert Bridge said:
I HATE it with a vengance. Currently trying to get it off the wallsbanghead Even worse are the people that choose to put it up - it's vile. What planet are these people on???
So, what have you found underneath?? It was my understanding that people used this to short cut and cover over st walls...??? Maybe I'm just cynical...
Plaster board that wobbles when scraping the woodchipcurse

The Moose

23,672 posts

238 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Albert Bridge said:
The Moose said:
Albert Bridge said:
I HATE it with a vengance. Currently trying to get it off the wallsbanghead Even worse are the people that choose to put it up - it's vile. What planet are these people on???
So, what have you found underneath?? It was my understanding that people used this to short cut and cover over st walls...??? Maybe I'm just cynical...
Plaster board that wobbles when scraping the woodchipcurse
lol

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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My whole house is covered. Every room. Every wall.

I hate it, especially as it is all magnolia, but hey, I pay about £100 a month rent.......

DJFish

6,016 posts

292 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Woodchip is truly nasty stuff, thankfully we've seen the last of it in our place.
Pre-scoring with a Stanley knife helps if you're using a steam stripper.

hollypop

810 posts

248 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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My parents say it keeps the state of there walls disguised (previous owner liked DIY plastering!) AND aparantly it keeps the house warm scratchchin

Edited by hollypop on Wednesday 11th February 14:22

Albert Bridge

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896 posts

222 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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hollypop said:
aparantly it keeps the house warm scratchchin

Edited by hollypop on Wednesday 11th February 14:22
nono

Scotfox

582 posts

214 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Yup it does if you burn it off biggrin

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

259 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Has anyone else got "Disco 2000" by Pulp running through their heads now?

C8PPO

20,836 posts

232 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Crimson Tide said:
They're probably from the planet Pebbledash.
And arrived in the Starship Stonecladding?

Chairman LMAO

666 posts

224 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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its good to pick at.


400

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Wednesday 11th February 2009
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Sciroccology said:
Has anyone else got "Disco 2000" by Pulp running through their heads now?
No.

But then I am wking furiously to the "how do i pull a bloody bandage off?" thread