How to Persuade this girl?

[Ron Burgundy]

Alright shes stated she wants to go out sometime ( even more so this saturday ) buts shes stated that her essay must be done. Shes a bit of a hard one to persuade and ive been making a few suggestions so what else can i say to actually get her out?

Waits for the bombardment of crap advice

[Kaelic]

Chyloroform and a rag?

[Rawwr]

Homework? How old is she?

[trooperiziz]

Show her this thread, you'll not need to worry about it ever again...

[pits]

a roophy colada, gigidy gigidy

[10 Pence Short]

Rawwr said:

Homework? How old is she?

14 and 3/4s.

[LotusACBC]

Simple, tell her you would love to assist her with the typing. At some point there will be laughter, then a moment too long of silence, next thing you know your getting a BJ.

[Ron Burgundy]

Rawwr said:

Homework? How old is she?

uni , doing physiotherapy or something along that lines, i dont see it as an excuse myself but then again i havnt had homework as such since i left school about 4 years ago

[Rugbyman]

Invite her up the Oxo tower........

[Cara Van Man]

Ron Burgundy said:

Alright shes stated she wants to go out sometime ( even more so this saturday ) buts shes stated that her essay must be done. Shes a bit of a hard one to persuade and ive been making a few suggestions so what else can i say to actually get her out?

Waits for the bombardment of crap advice

Tell her she'll still get her free milk and you'll mend the holes in her school uniform after.

[evenflow]

Sex Panther. Works 60% of the time, all the time.

[NDA]

Offer to help with her essay?

Research the hell out of the subject, offer advice and direction on content. She will be like putty in your hands and think of you as some witty and wise personage instead of the depraved sex beast you probably are.

[MK4 Slowride]

Tell her she doesn't need to pass exams to sit at home looking after the kids cooking dinner.

Sorted.

No charge.

[minimatt1967]

Clear aside the Essay pick her up and carry her out of the room, all romantic like or alternatively rhohypnol (sic?)
HTH

[sleep envy]

Rugbyman said:

Invite her up the Oxo tower........

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY??

[evenflow]

What's the subject of the essay?

[paulmurr]

Silence is golden.


Gaffer tape is silver

[G'kar]

Ron Burgundy said:

Rawwr said:

Homework? How old is she?

uni , doing physiotherapy or something along that lines, i dont see it as an excuse myself but then again i havnt had homework as such since i left school about 4 years ago

You left school, and she's at university?

She's out of your league son.

She'll always feel you are holding her back, will be embarrassed at you meeting her sophisticated, clever, educated friends and will end up first resenting, and then hating you.

Give up now.

[RacerMDR]

if she wanted to go out with you - she would - regardless of the essay. Fact.

she has today, tonight and Friday and Friday night to do that essay. (plus i'm assuming Sunday too)

Unless she is writing a million words.........it shouldn't be a problem.

[Mr Fenix]

Easy, don't go out. Stay in and make her dinner. Offer to help with
Essay or find out when it's due and make plans around then.

Offer to take her on a romantic cruise and drop anchor in poo bay...