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bitwrx

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1,352 posts

233 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Right, I'm applying for first proper job. Applying to some grad schemes to start in the Autumn. Trouble is, I'm having trouble reconciling questions like this:

Job application form said:
Please provide details of any work experience which you feel is relevant to your application. This does not need to be a complete account of all temporary/part time positions held while studying. Please only include details of those roles which you feel support your application:
{followed by very prescriptive "employer's name", "employer's address" and "role title" fields on one of those bloody online application forms. shoot}
with this section of my CV

CV said:
--Employment

-October 2008 – January 2009
{employer} Contracting, Asburton, New Zealand.
Agricultural machinery operator.

-2003 – 2008 Various employers.
General farm work. Duties included machinery operation, main-
tenance and repair, building work, steel fabrication, customer
and supplier liaison.
Typically 60-90 hours/week.
Key achievements:
• Arranging with external customers the efficient and timely
removal of the straw crop from 2500 acres.
• Managing the conversion of livestock housing for 500 pigs.

-Autumn 2003 – Spring 2004
{Family business} Pigman. In charge of daily management of
growing herd.
On the surface, the experience isn't all that relevant to the jobs I'm applying for (mainly engineering). But, I worked bloody hard to pay my way through university, and learned a lot in doing so, and I'd like to get that down somewhere on the application forms.

It's easy for the CV+covering letter type applications, but these online form jobbies are a little more tricky.

So come on PH, how do I get my ostensibly irrelevant experience onto these bloody forms. Some of you must have been in this situation before. How did you change industries/careers?

Mattygooner

5,304 posts

233 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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You can twist any experience you have to be applicable.

Pigman (nice title by the way) which has taught me time management etc. I used spreadsheets to keep track of feed times etc.

You should be tailoring your CV to the position, that even means your outside interests, do some research.

Use your imagination.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Easy

Conversion of livestock house = must have had some kind of project plan, cost limitations associated with it, managed getting materials on site at the right time etc.

Think about the basic skills needed to do each of the jobs - time keeping, project planning, cost management, contractor management, etc - and talk about these.

bitwrx

Original Poster:

1,352 posts

233 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Mattygooner said:
You can twist any experience you have to be applicable.

Pigman (nice title by the way) which has taught me time management etc. I used spreadsheets to keep track of feed times etc.

You should be tailoring your CV to the position, that even means your outside interests, do some research.

Use your imagination.
Yeh thought about swineherd, but I thought maybe they'd think I was taking the piss.

Tailoring the CV is easy. It's these application forms that are tricky. Must be some kind of test of intelligence/perseverance. "Pah. You've got your degree. Now fill in this."

I realise they need the data in a set format, and they don't want a load of st CVs from idiots with no clue, but bugger I does it make for frustrating going.

rhinochopig said:
Easy

Conversion of livestock house = must have had some kind of project plan, cost limitations associated with it, managed getting materials on site at the right time etc.

Think about the basic skills needed to do each of the jobs - time keeping, project planning, cost management, contractor management, etc - and talk about these.
Yeh sounds easy. But I've already talked the job up as much as I can. In reality I was just working for my dad for the summer and there was a bit of digging/concreting that needed doing. Nothing I hadn't done before, but this time dad let me think I was in charge.

Organising the straw involved:

Truckie: Alright my cocker. Where are you?
Me: Just over the back of Cowden. This is all for *** though. You've got the wheat down by Picket Piece.
Truckie: Righto. See you there in a bit.

Clue is in the first line of my job description: "General farm work"

fk it, I'll just make something up.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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bitwrx said:
Mattygooner said:
You can twist any experience you have to be applicable.

Pigman (nice title by the way) which has taught me time management etc. I used spreadsheets to keep track of feed times etc.

You should be tailoring your CV to the position, that even means your outside interests, do some research.

Use your imagination.
Yeh thought about swineherd, but I thought maybe they'd think I was taking the piss.

Tailoring the CV is easy. It's these application forms that are tricky. Must be some kind of test of intelligence/perseverance. "Pah. You've got your degree. Now fill in this."

I realise they need the data in a set format, and they don't want a load of st CVs from idiots with no clue, but bugger I does it make for frustrating going.

rhinochopig said:
Easy

Conversion of livestock house = must have had some kind of project plan, cost limitations associated with it, managed getting materials on site at the right time etc.

Think about the basic skills needed to do each of the jobs - time keeping, project planning, cost management, contractor management, etc - and talk about these.
Yeh sounds easy. But I've already talked the job up as much as I can. In reality I was just working for my dad for the summer and there was a bit of digging/concreting that needed doing. Nothing I hadn't done before, but this time dad let me think I was in charge.

Organising the straw involved:

Truckie: Alright my cocker. Where are you?
Me: Just over the back of Cowden. This is all for *** though. You've got the wheat down by Picket Piece.
Truckie: Righto. See you there in a bit.

Clue is in the first line of my job description: "General farm work"

fk it, I'll just make something up.
One tip about "embellishing" on a CV. Make sure your embellishments are how you would have done it had you been given the chance too. You'll be less likely to be caught out.

M3CHA-MONK3Y

6,095 posts

224 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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bitwrx said:
Right, I'm applying for first proper job. Applying to some grad schemes to start in the Autumn. Trouble is, I'm having trouble reconciling questions like this:

Job application form said:
Please provide details of any work experience which you feel is relevant to your application. This does not need to be a complete account of all temporary/part time positions held while studying. Please only include details of those roles which you feel support your application:
{followed by very prescriptive "employer's name", "employer's address" and "role title" fields on one of those bloody online application forms. shoot}
with this section of my CV

CV said:
--Employment

-October 2008 – January 2009
{employer} Contracting, Asburton, New Zealand.
Agricultural machinery operator and livestock rapist.

-2003 – 2008 Various employers.
General farm work. Duties included machinery operation, main-
tenance and repair, building work, steel fabrication, customer
and supplier liaison.
Typically 60-90 hours/week.
Key achievements:
• Arranging with external customers the efficient and timely
removal of the straw crop from 2500 acres.
• Managing to sexually assault 500 pigs.

-Autumn 2003 – Spring 2004
{Family business} Pigman. In charge of daily management of
growing herd.
On the surface, the experience isn't all that relevant to the jobs I'm applying for (mainly engineering). But, I worked bloody hard to pay my way through university, and learned a lot in doing so, and I'd like to get that down somewhere on the application forms.

It's easy for the CV+covering letter type applications, but these online form jobbies are a little more tricky.

So come on PH, how do I get my ostensibly irrelevant experience onto these bloody forms. Some of you must have been in this situation before. How did you change industries/careers?
Quite a CV you got there.

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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You bugger rofl

bitwrx

Original Poster:

1,352 posts

233 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
bitwrx said:
Right, I'm applying for first proper job. Applying to some grad schemes to start in the Autumn. Trouble is, I'm having trouble reconciling questions like this:

Job application form said:
Please provide details of any work experience which you feel is relevant to your application. This does not need to be a complete account of all temporary/part time positions held while studying. Please only include details of those roles which you feel support your application:
{followed by very prescriptive "employer's name", "employer's address" and "role title" fields on one of those bloody online application forms. shoot}
with this section of my CV

CV said:
--Employment

-October 2008 – January 2009
{employer} Contracting, Asburton, New Zealand.
Agricultural machinery operator and livestock rapist.

-2003 – 2008 Various employers.
General farm work. Duties included machinery operation, main-
tenance and repair, building work, steel fabrication, customer
and supplier liaison.
Typically 60-90 hours/week.
Key achievements:
• Arranging with external customers the efficient and timely
removal of the straw crop from 2500 acres.
• Managing to sexually assault 500 pigs.

-Autumn 2003 – Spring 2004
{Family business} Pigman. In charge of daily management of
growing herd.
On the surface, the experience isn't all that relevant to the jobs I'm applying for (mainly engineering). But, I worked bloody hard to pay my way through university, and learned a lot in doing so, and I'd like to get that down somewhere on the application forms.

It's easy for the CV+covering letter type applications, but these online form jobbies are a little more tricky.

So come on PH, how do I get my ostensibly irrelevant experience onto these bloody forms. Some of you must have been in this situation before. How did you change industries/careers?
Quite a CV you got there.
Yeh, but animals don't have any concept of free will, so they have no notion of accepting or rejecting any kind of sexual advances. So it wasn't rape.