HELP!!

[metro lover]

The missus and i were having a barny last night over valentines day (which i'd forgotten about) and to make things up, i promised i'd brought her a sweet gift and had plannes something romantic, sweet eh? only problem is, i haven't planned/brought anything and only have £12.50 to my name and wanted to goto the pub for a few on my way home. Any suggestions?

[V8mate]

Go to the pub. Get dumped.

Then roll on bachelor life!

[Boozy]

Packet of pork scratchings? with some clever remark about scratching your pork?

you're screwed basically, or not as the case will be.

[Pork]

She's expecting something.

The surprise is, she'll get sweet FA. Everyone wins.

[Pork]

Forgot to add, Valentines day is rubbish.

[shirt]

go to the pub, get pissed [you need more than 12.50 still]. petrol station flowers on the way home and serenade her. job done, you'll be dumped by morning but won't remember why

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

metro lover said:

The missus and i were having a barny last night over valentines day (which i'd forgotten about) and to make things up, i promised i'd brought her a sweet gift and had plannes something romantic, sweet eh? only problem is, i haven't planned/brought anything and only have £12.50 to my name and wanted to goto the pub for a few on my way home. Any suggestions?

Get a few cans of special brew and by her a caramac, jobs a good 'en

[Steamer]

Money saving web voucher things

Stuff like:

• 12% off all order​s from Inter​flora​
• 20% off every​thing​ at Thorn​tons
• 20% off fashi​on at Deben​hams
• 15% off at the Body Shop

+ Make your own card... whilst sat in the pub therefore saving enough money for another pint!

[Catz]

metro lover said:

Any suggestions?

It's bought not brought.

[metro lover]

Catz said:

metro lover said:

Any suggestions?

It's bought not brought.

Helpful... Thanks

[fullbeem]

Why do women make this day oh so important for a relationship. Its the magazines they read ill tell you - propaganda.

The missus will receive a £1.50 card from ASDA and Thorntons chocolate for £5 and ill eat most of them too

[metro lover]

Might just borrow £50 off my mate and go clubbing

[DrTre]

You promised you'd bought her a sweet gift?
Bung her a curly wurly. Then give her a chocolate bar.

[Super Bad]

Boozy said:

you're screwed basically

[gti-ted]

Get your ass to Sainsbury's or Tesco's son

12 Roses £5
Chockies £5
Card £2

Sorted Que the good loving...

[Catz]

metro lover said:

Catz said:

metro lover said:

Any suggestions?

It's bought not brought.

Helpful... Thanks

You're welcome.

Actually it's about as helpful as most other replies. I suggest you use your credit card if you've only £12.50 to your name, how's that?

[V8mate]

fullbeem said:

Why do women make this day oh so important for a relationship. Its the magazines they read ill tell you - propaganda.

The missus will receive a £1.50 card from ASDA and Thorntons chocolate for £5 and ill eat most of them too

You should have gone upmarket this year.

Tesco were advertising Thortons chocs and rose-looking alcohol for a fiver.

[dodgyviper]

Hmmm thinking cap on.

Try this, get drunk but don't go to the toilet, arrive home, offer to make her a cuppa and then pee into the kettle.

This works on many levels; you'll be relieved, she gets a cuppa, and very shortly afterwards she'll never mention valentines again. (we know this as a fellow PHer has done this and his otherhalf said he was really witty, and how glad she was to have him around. I think thats what happened anyway).


In Bedford Rascallly fashion - Hope This Helps

[fullbeem]

V8mate said:

fullbeem said:

Why do women make this day oh so important for a relationship. Its the magazines they read ill tell you - propaganda.

The missus will receive a £1.50 card from ASDA and Thorntons chocolate for £5 and ill eat most of them too

You should have gone upmarket this year.

Tesco were advertising Thortons chocs and rose-looking alcohol for a fiver.

I work for a brewery so ive got the booze covered. Plus the case of St Hellier's I got her the other week should keep her happy

Edited by fullbeem on Friday 13th February 15:27

[SpydieNut]

metro lover said:

Might just borrow £50 off my mate and go clubbing

if you're gonna get dumped, do it in style



don't know why, but i just thought you meant clubbing alone. if you meant with your OH, i don't think she'd think that was a great way to spend valentine's day