Today's p*ss boiler
Discussion
picture the scene if you will..
Myself and the O/H decide to go to M&S in Devizes to investigate their valentines food offer.
We park up in the municipal car park, and pay our 55p for an hour's ticket - ok so far...
as we are walking across the car park to M&S a woman in a Jag XF pulls in, and proceeds to park in the M&S loading bay.
'Maybe she's staff', says the O/H
'Let's see', says I
she then proceeds to go into M&S and do her shopping, apart from the 'diner for 2 for £20' she was cooking for 20,(I have no problem with taking advantage of a good deal), but she was in the queue next to me and she was NOT staff.
Was she THAT desparate to save 55p that she parked illegally,
i suppose that is how she can afford a Jag XF!!!
Petty, I know, but arrggghh!!!
Myself and the O/H decide to go to M&S in Devizes to investigate their valentines food offer.
We park up in the municipal car park, and pay our 55p for an hour's ticket - ok so far...
as we are walking across the car park to M&S a woman in a Jag XF pulls in, and proceeds to park in the M&S loading bay.
'Maybe she's staff', says the O/H
'Let's see', says I
she then proceeds to go into M&S and do her shopping, apart from the 'diner for 2 for £20' she was cooking for 20,(I have no problem with taking advantage of a good deal), but she was in the queue next to me and she was NOT staff.
Was she THAT desparate to save 55p that she parked illegally,
i suppose that is how she can afford a Jag XF!!!
Petty, I know, but arrggghh!!!
The rules dont apply to her. She's special. She can do what she wants.
Come on man, wake up! There's plenty out there, its only mugs like you (and I) that are considerate enough to park in normal spaces and cough up.
I noticed someone do the same at Sainsbury's last night. Lazy, lazy sods, the lot of 'em.
Come on man, wake up! There's plenty out there, its only mugs like you (and I) that are considerate enough to park in normal spaces and cough up.
I noticed someone do the same at Sainsbury's last night. Lazy, lazy sods, the lot of 'em.
You have no knowledge of p*ss that be boiled, for I have a tale that will boil the p*ss of a small dwarf water buffalo that may be found in central Indonesia.
Trying to pull into my local Shell garage tonight and the commuter sheep who have just come off the local train all ran across my path (like so many wild gazelle), meaning I had to stop and could not enter the garage for pedestrians crossing my path, meanwhile I have now stopped all the cars to my left from passing, so their giving me the horn (if you get me) and there I am stuck! Its only the white wine keeping me going to be honest!
Trying to pull into my local Shell garage tonight and the commuter sheep who have just come off the local train all ran across my path (like so many wild gazelle), meaning I had to stop and could not enter the garage for pedestrians crossing my path, meanwhile I have now stopped all the cars to my left from passing, so their giving me the horn (if you get me) and there I am stuck! Its only the white wine keeping me going to be honest!
Romanymagic said:
You have no knowledge of p*ss that be boiled, for I have a tale that will boil the p*ss of a small dwarf water buffalo that may be found in central Indonesia.
Trying to pull into my local Shell garage tonight and the commuter sheep who have just come off the local train all ran across my path (like so many wild gazelle), meaning I had to stop and could not enter the garage for pedestrians crossing my path, meanwhile I have now stopped all the cars to my left from passing, so their giving me the horn (if you get me) and there I am stuck! Its only the white wine keeping me going to be honest!
Alrightey then....Trying to pull into my local Shell garage tonight and the commuter sheep who have just come off the local train all ran across my path (like so many wild gazelle), meaning I had to stop and could not enter the garage for pedestrians crossing my path, meanwhile I have now stopped all the cars to my left from passing, so their giving me the horn (if you get me) and there I am stuck! Its only the white wine keeping me going to be honest!
minimatt1967 said:
Romanymagic said:
You have no knowledge of p*ss that be boiled, for I have a tale that will boil the p*ss of a small dwarf water buffalo that may be found in central Indonesia.
Trying to pull into my local Shell garage tonight and the commuter sheep who have just come off the local train all ran across my path (like so many wild gazelle), meaning I had to stop and could not enter the garage for pedestrians crossing my path, meanwhile I have now stopped all the cars to my left from passing, so their giving me the horn (if you get me) and there I am stuck! Its only the white wine keeping me going to be honest!
Alrightey then....Trying to pull into my local Shell garage tonight and the commuter sheep who have just come off the local train all ran across my path (like so many wild gazelle), meaning I had to stop and could not enter the garage for pedestrians crossing my path, meanwhile I have now stopped all the cars to my left from passing, so their giving me the horn (if you get me) and there I am stuck! Its only the white wine keeping me going to be honest!
Romanymagic said:
minimatt1967 said:
Romanymagic said:
You have no knowledge of p*ss that be boiled, for I have a tale that will boil the p*ss of a small dwarf water buffalo that may be found in central Indonesia.
Trying to pull into my local Shell garage tonight and the commuter sheep who have just come off the local train all ran across my path (like so many wild gazelle), meaning I had to stop and could not enter the garage for pedestrians crossing my path, meanwhile I have now stopped all the cars to my left from passing, so their giving me the horn (if you get me) and there I am stuck! Its only the white wine keeping me going to be honest!
Alrightey then....Trying to pull into my local Shell garage tonight and the commuter sheep who have just come off the local train all ran across my path (like so many wild gazelle), meaning I had to stop and could not enter the garage for pedestrians crossing my path, meanwhile I have now stopped all the cars to my left from passing, so their giving me the horn (if you get me) and there I am stuck! Its only the white wine keeping me going to be honest!
it would appear so, especially if they were giving you the horn 
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