Heads up... Jonathan Ross tonight
Heads up... Jonathan Ross tonight
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Smart Mart

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13,500 posts

244 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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I don't like to give this idiot my valuable time but tonight he has two cracking guests on. Michael McIntyre, one of the funniest comedians around will be on along with quite possibly the one person who looks completely and utterly uncomfortable being interviewed, Morrissey!!

Worth an hour of your time, methinks. thumbup

rabw

9,027 posts

237 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Smart Mart said:
I don't like to give this idiot my valuable time but tonight he has two cracking guests on. Michael McIntyre, one of the funniest comedians around will be on along with quite possibly the one person who looks completely and utterly uncomfortable being interviewed, Morrissey!!

Worth an hour of your time, methinks. thumbup
+1 Just got Michael McIntyre tickets this morning. biggrin

Romanymagic

3,298 posts

248 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Tis Sky+'d, ta for the heads up

FarleyRusk

1,036 posts

240 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Call me sad, but I did like Tom Jones on there last week. He was telling a tale about himself and Sinatra in Vegas and said that Frank always called him Thomas.
Woss: So why did he call you Thomas then?
Thomas: Because that's my name..

Comedy gold. laugh

And then Anna Friel cloud9

Steve748

8,542 posts

213 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Smart Mart said:
quite possibly the one person who looks completely and utterly uncomfortable being interviewed, Morrissey!
Methinks this quite possibly will be the one person who escapes/does not have the pleasure (or not as the case may be) of being the butt of JR jokes and just performs a track or two of the new disc/download


RonnieP

1,153 posts

256 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Morrissey has talent, Ross doesn't, but he is quite well paid for it..

deevlash

10,442 posts

266 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Macintyre is such a dhead, for a guy with a scottish 2nd name he doesnt half spout a lot of rascist BS about scots. Morrisey is a knob too and theyre all interviewed by the floppy haired idiot Jonothan Ross, Im glad I missed it.

rabw

9,027 posts

237 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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deevlash said:
Macintyre is such a dhead, for a guy with a scottish 2nd name he doesnt half spout a lot of rascist BS about scots. Morrisey is a knob too and theyre all interviewed by the floppy haired idiot Jonothan Ross, Im glad I missed it.
There's half an hour left yet...

mitzy

13,858 posts

226 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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fk!

How st is Morrisey!

Awful

Do he think he's Bryan Ferry!

Jagdpanther

19,633 posts

248 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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mitzy said:
fk!

How st is Morrisey!

Awful

Do he think he's Bryan Ferry!
Arrggghhhh that's what happens when you watch Rossy



adam85

1,264 posts

220 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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mitzy said:
fk!

How st is Morrisey!

Awful

Do he think he's Bryan Ferry!
great band but he seems to lack a certain panache!

qube_TA

8,405 posts

274 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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Never heard of the 'comedian' chap, I know people like different things but I couldn't see why anyone would find him funny after that, even JR seemed to be only laughing out of politeness.

Poor show tonight.


elster

17,517 posts

239 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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FarleyRusk said:
Call me sad, but I did like Tom Jones on there last week. He was telling a tale about himself and Sinatra in Vegas and said that Frank always called him Thomas.
Woss: So why did he call you Thomas then?
Thomas: Because that's my name..

Comedy gold. laugh

And then Anna Friel cloud9
He did look like an orange though

JDH1

1,017 posts

268 months

Friday 13th February 2009
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qube_TA said:
Never heard of the 'comedian' chap, I know people like different things but I couldn't see why anyone would find him funny after that, even JR seemed to be only laughing out of politeness.

Poor show tonight.
You're right, it's probably just the 500,000 people who bought his DVD before Christmas who find him funny.

SJobson

13,800 posts

293 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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JDH1 said:
qube_TA said:
Never heard of the 'comedian' chap, I know people like different things but I couldn't see why anyone would find him funny after that, even JR seemed to be only laughing out of politeness.

Poor show tonight.
You're right, it's probably just the 500,000 people who bought his DVD before Christmas who find him funny.
How many DVDs has Jim Davidson sold? Or Bernard Manning?

The common factor is that, like McIntyre, they laugh at their own jokes.

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

222 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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I like Mcintyre partly because he is a brilliant observational comedian and partly becasue I am the guy he described who is 19 cars back in the German car who overtake the whole traffic queue and rapes veryone else of there manhood.

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

277 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Sad to see Emily Mortimer needs to have lines written for her to be coherent.

bored-of-coding

1,292 posts

226 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Thread from Hell .. contains that hateful phrase 'heads up' , then goes on to mention Ross and the smug unfunny Michael McIntyre git.

Miss Fire-y

10 posts

212 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Thank goodness someone else says they hate the phrase 'heads up'. Everytime I hear it I wince...

qube_TA

8,405 posts

274 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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JDH1 said:
qube_TA said:
Never heard of the 'comedian' chap, I know people like different things but I couldn't see why anyone would find him funny after that, even JR seemed to be only laughing out of politeness.

Poor show tonight.
You're right, it's probably just the 500,000 people who bought his DVD before Christmas who find him funny.
Probably the same people that bought the X Factor record too.