Skateboarders outside the house at 12.15am...........

[Emsman]

Quite simple. Four s outside on skateboards, have just woken up my 3 year old son.
Its gone midnight, the noise is taking the piss.
Do I:

A. Do nothing
B. Go out and go mental
C. Go and attempt to run one over

I realize I shall no doubt get the car screwed, but my little lad is unwell, now unsettled, and a little scared.


Over to you good folk

[FourWheelDrift]

1) Is it cold out?

2) Do you have a hosepipe attached to a cold water tap?


1 + 2 = sleep

Sprinkler systems work well too

[Hedders]

Emsman said:

Quite simple. Four s outside on skateboards, have just woken up my 3 year old son.
Its gone midnight, the noise is taking the piss.
Do I:

A. Do nothing
B. Go out and go mental
C. Go and attempt to run one over

I realize I shall no doubt get the car screwed, but my little lad is unwell, now unsettled, and a little scared.


Over to you good folk

Pop your head out of the door and explain that it is late and you are trying to sleep?

[Semi hemi]

or option D ask them in a civil manner, you might be suprised.... if not revert to option B

[polosaremint]

ETA

and please don't use txt speak.

Edited by Big Al. on Saturday 14th February 01:11

[Emsman]

I'm thinking more along the lines of chainsaw at the moment.

I'm getting properly wound up, but must point out that in line with recent threads that I
Am not a company director

[thetrash]

Chuck sand/shingle/dirt on the pavement.

[polosaremint]

i think that making a ph thread was definitely a great idea and is likely to help the situation greatly m7.

[RJB_666]

No harm in asking nicely first. Just think they could always up the ante. You don't want them back tomorow night throwing eggs at your windows do you?!

[skylinecrazy]

Throw eggs at them.

[skylinecrazy]

polosaremint said:

i think that making a ph thread was definitely a great idea and is likely to help the situation greatly m7.

You have said M9 and M7.

Why have you called him two motorways?

[polosaremint]

dont worry m8

[skylinecrazy]

polosaremint said:

dont worry m8

Another motorway...

[thetrash]

skylinecrazy said:

polosaremint said:

i think that making a ph thread was definitely a great idea and is likely to help the situation greatly m7.

You have said M9 and M7.

Why have you called him two motorways?

Reckon it's one of the kids outside with a blackberry.

[polosaremint]

thetrash said:

skylinecrazy said:

polosaremint said:

i think that making a ph thread was definitely a great idea and is likely to help the situation greatly m7.

You have said M9 and M7.

Why have you called him two motorways?

Reckon it's one of the kids outside with a blackberry.

have some

[alman]

Just ask them nicely?

[polosaremint]

alman said:

Just ask them nicely?

[TheEnd]

I'd try the civil approach, skateboarders are more like Kevin from Harry Enfield rather than full on vicious chavs.

erm..

M6

[skylinecrazy]

TheEnd said:

I'd try the civil approach, skateboarders are more like Kevin from Harry Enfield rather than full on vicious chavs.

erm..

M6

Good idea..

M42

[Emsman]

polosaremint said:

you sound a cock m9!

Thanks very much. More of a cock than someone who tries to abbreviate a very short word and still gets it wrong?

Next time your doctor suggests exercising with dumbells, try taking your mum and dad for a walk
M8