Its Valentines Day, I have until 12 midday...

[AB]

So we decided, yes I know its weird, that we wouldnt see each other this week. She'd buy some fantastic underwear, V Day would be amazing, we'd meet in the pub at midday, few drinks. I have booked an awesome restaurant for the evening at 7:30, she knows about that though.

So its nearly 1am, ive not got a card, ive got nothing. Im watching dirty sanchez after too many beers with the boys, finding it strangely funny.

But conscious i dont even have a card.

So tomorrow i get up and get a card, maybe a teddy, some flowers...

BUT...

What can i do that is different? We are meeting in pub, few drinks, hired a phantom to take us to the pub to restaurant and from restaurant to her place. WTF can I do that is different, strange, etc etc that will show her that genuinely she is the most perfect girl in the world. Not a normal V Day for me, not a normal take her out, do her, send her home type date. I quite like this one.

Clearly it involves an early morning and trip to local jewelers but do I hear any "outside the box" ideas?

[Johnny]

No. But clearly you need to get inside her box. Go on, do something different...

[trumpet600]

Think outside the box....


I've got mitzy a 2hp compressor


Every woman should have one

[stigmundfreud]

jesus christ, you do realise its a commercial day and what is with buying jewellry? Be a man and just treat it as any other day.

[DrTre]

tell her you love her.

that is all

[RJB_666]

To be fair it already sounds like you've pulled out all the stops. Theres not much else you can fit into one day.

[DrTre]

actually, if you want to make it really special, drop your trollies and cough your filthy yoghurt into her left ear.

[Pork]

Shave your p-sack.

[Slagathore]

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

[DrTre]

Slagathore said:

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

Double penetr..?...Dom Perignon, you mean Dom Perignon...

[okgo]

DrTre said:

actually, if you want to make it really special, drop your trollies and cough your filthy yoghurt into her left ear.

[elster]

Slagathore said:

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

Really? Of all champagnes you would choose DP.

I'm not very good a buying gifts I take a friend whenever I buy anything.

[Johnny]

DrTre said:

Slagathore said:

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

Double penetr..?...Dom Perignon, you mean Dom Perignon...

No, I reckon you were right the first time...

[Slagathore]

DrTre said:

Slagathore said:

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

Double penetr..?...Dom Perignon, you mean Dom Perignon...

Ducks piss!!

What is Dom Perignon?

[Pork]

RJB_666 said:

To be fair it already sounds like you've pulled out all the stops. Theres not much else you can fit into one day.

Aye, agreed/ You've done more than I've ever done on V.Day. Good work on the Phantom! Must have been a good wedge.

[jamoor]

AB said:

So we decided, yes I know its weird, that we wouldnt see each other this week. She'd buy some fantastic underwear, V Day would be amazing, we'd meet in the pub at midday, few drinks. I have booked an awesome restaurant for the evening at 7:30, she knows about that though.

So its nearly 1am, ive not got a card, ive got nothing. Im watching dirty sanchez after too many beers with the boys, finding it strangely funny.

But conscious i dont even have a card.

So tomorrow i get up and get a card, maybe a teddy, some flowers...

BUT...

What can i do that is different? We are meeting in pub, few drinks, hired a phantom to take us to the pub to restaurant and from restaurant to her place. WTF can I do that is different, strange, etc etc that will show her that genuinely she is the most perfect girl in the world. Not a normal V Day for me, not a normal take her out, do her, send her home type date. I quite like this one.

Clearly it involves an early morning and trip to local jewelers but do I hear any "outside the box" ideas?

I can bring you Chocolates/Flowers/Teddy etc and drive them over to you for a low delivery charge, meaning you don't have to get up early and you can carry on enjoying yourself.

[Slagathore]

elster said:

Slagathore said:

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

Really? Of all champagnes you would choose DP.

I'm not very good a buying gifts I take a friend whenever I buy anything.

Never had it! Don't like champagne, last time I had some it made me sick

It's just well known for being expensive!

[DrTre]

Slagathore said:

DrTre said:

Slagathore said:

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

Double penetr..?...Dom Perignon, you mean Dom Perignon...

Ducks piss!!

What is Dom Perignon?

What's Dom Perignon!?? WTF is ducks piss dude!?

Je suis confuse.

[okgo]

Slagathore said:

elster said:

Slagathore said:

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

Really? Of all champagnes you would choose DP.

I'm not very good a buying gifts I take a friend whenever I buy anything.

Never had it! Don't like champagne, last time I had some it made me sick

It's just well known for being expensive!

They sell it in Sainsburys

[elster]

Slagathore said:

elster said:

Slagathore said:

After arriving in a Phantom, drinking anything other than DP isn't acceptable!

Really? Of all champagnes you would choose DP.

I'm not very good a buying gifts I take a friend whenever I buy anything.

Never had it! Don't like champagne, last time I had some it made me sick

It's just well known for being expensive!

Furry muff.