will she have a jar of glue?

[squareflops]

Mrs just txt me saying shes really looking forward to seeing me (im in work till 6 ) not long now but time seems to be dragging..

i replyed "it hasnt dragged this much since santa pod" how whitty i thought to myself..

totally wasted on her though? i await her response..

[mybrainhurts]

HO HO HO

[squareflops]

mybrainhurts said:

HO HO HO

best input so far... epic fail thread

[mybrainhurts]

....sorry

[fathomfive]

mybrainhurts said:

HO HO HO

I suspect he's got "OH OH OH!!!" in mind.

And an empty sack.

[Mafioso]

replied

[Sciroccology]

What's the glue got to do with it?

[squareflops]

lack of reply, seemed to totally ignore it replying only to ask if i was hungry.. her face when she got it probably looked something like this

oh oh oh sounds better, btw how did u know she has a santa fetish - Bad Santa anyone...

[R5GTTGAZ]

Well I said to a chav today at the lights,

"Its Radio2 dear fellow"

Then I drove off.

[squareflops]

Sciroccology said:

What's the glue got to do with it?

don't worry bout it, mull it over when you're having a tommy tank up the apples and pears..

[TheEnd]

Dragged, Santa Pod, Dragged!

It's a drag racing track!

Gettit?

Drag? Dragged?

Dragged at Santa Pod!

She might glue the lock on the front door.

[Pesty]

With witty banter like that, I wouldnt be surprised if she went out this afternoon and shagged your mates

[squareflops]

Pesty said:

With witty banter like that, I wouldnt be surprised if she went out this afternoon and shagged your mates

shes gonna have to wait till they get off your mum and i hear shes in for the long haul

[mybrainhurts]

TheEnd said:

She might glue the lock on the front door.

How would she wee...?

[Ron Burgundy]

seriously how the hell am i struggliny

[mybrainhurts]

Ron Burgundy said:

seriously how the hell am i struggliny

You need to tell us what struggliny is...

[TheEnd]

mybrainhurts said:

TheEnd said:

She might glue the lock on the front door.

How would she wee...?

Maybe she'd do a royal we.

[Ron Burgundy]

mybrainhurts said:

Ron Burgundy said:

seriously how the hell am i struggliny

You need to tell us what struggliny is...

Good call, how the hell did i get a y instead of a g?

[Sciroccology]

squareflops said:

Sciroccology said:

What's the glue got to do with it?

don't worry bout it, mull it over when you're having a tommy tank up the apples and pears..

Jar of glue - clue, right?

I usually go for the more traditional "Scooby Doo".

[mybrainhurts]

Sciroccology said:

squareflops said:

Sciroccology said:

What's the glue got to do with it?

don't worry bout it, mull it over when you're having a tommy tank up the apples and pears..

Jar of glue - clue, right?

I usually go for the more traditional "Scooby Doo".

Doesn't rhyme with sh!t...