Scams - Here we go again!!!
Scams - Here we go again!!!
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philmccann

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430 posts

229 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Here's one I received this morning :

Dear Friend My Name is Mr suleman muhammed I am the manager of auditing and accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we i discovered an abandoned sum US$8.5 million us dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customerwhich name is (MR. MORRIS THOMPSON ) from Florida, U.S.A) the acconut number is this 14-2558-5976 that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which crashed on January 31, 2000. , we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or reaclation to the deceased. unfortunately we learnt that all his suppcosed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you,so that the money can be release to your account as the next of kin.upon your reply I will send you full details on how the business will be executed,send me your contact information.1.Age.(2)Residential adress(3) occupation(4)private telephone.Waiting to hear from you soonest Reply me with this email suleman_m01@voila.fr

Does anyone actually reply to these????

EDLT

15,421 posts

235 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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They must send millions out and eventually hit someone who has only had the internet for a day.

RJB_666

1,677 posts

224 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Occasionally reply with a "Nice try" or a "9 out of 10 for effort". Normally just mark them as unsafe to be fair. I get around 3 or 4 a day now, mostly email address lottery.

Berserker LM

1,217 posts

212 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Only to tell them to fk off!

Gun

13,432 posts

247 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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RJB_666 said:
Occasionally reply with a "Nice try" or a "9 out of 10 for effort". Normally just mark them as unsafe to be fair. I get around 3 or 4 a day now, mostly email address lottery.
3-4 a day! I've only ever got one.

RJB_666

1,677 posts

224 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Gun said:
RJB_666 said:
Occasionally reply with a "Nice try" or a "9 out of 10 for effort". Normally just mark them as unsafe to be fair. I get around 3 or 4 a day now, mostly email address lottery.
3-4 a day! I've only ever got one.
I've got a hotmail account so i'm not sure if there mainly aimed at. They go straight in he junk folder mind you so it can't be bad. Prefer them to chain mail at least laugh

Cpn Jack Spanner

2,632 posts

234 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Gun said:
RJB_666 said:
Occasionally reply with a "Nice try" or a "9 out of 10 for effort". Normally just mark them as unsafe to be fair. I get around 3 or 4 a day now, mostly email address lottery.
3-4 a day! I've only ever got one.
They used to arrive by Fax (back in the day) - and then by post, fairly often.

I got a really cool one by mail last year, from some Squadron Leader in Iraq, who with a few friends found a load of money and needed help repatriating it. Got it somewhere, I'll see about posting it - 10/10 for entertainment value alone.


svm

293 posts

216 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Gun said:
RJB_666 said:
Occasionally reply with a "Nice try" or a "9 out of 10 for effort". Normally just mark them as unsafe to be fair. I get around 3 or 4 a day now, mostly email address lottery.
3-4 a day! I've only ever got one.
If you reply to one of them to tell them where to go, then they'll know the email address is a valid one. They'll then give it to all their mates. You'll be getting loads soon enough. wink

Don't forget, these aren't the most intelligent of people that send them, but they are some of the most persistent people on the planet!


Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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philmccann said:
Here's one I received this morning :

Dear Friend My Name is Mr suleman muhammed I am the manager of auditing and accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we i discovered an abandoned sum US$8.5 million us dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customerwhich name is (MR. MORRIS THOMPSON ) from Florida, U.S.A) the acconut number is this 14-2558-5976 that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which crashed on January 31, 2000. , we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or reaclation to the deceased. unfortunately we learnt that all his suppcosed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you,so that the money can be release to your account as the next of kin.upon your reply I will send you full details on how the business will be executed,send me your contact information.1.Age.(2)Residential adress(3) occupation(4)private telephone.Waiting to hear from you soonest Reply me with this email suleman_m01@voila.fr

Does anyone actually reply to these????
I love it when people post their spam on a forum for everyone to read. After all, it isn't as though anyone else gets them. I'm sure people find it fascinating.

Cpn Jack Spanner

2,632 posts

234 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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Parrot of Doom said:
philmccann said:
Here's one I received this morning :

Dear Friend My Name is Mr suleman muhammed I am the manager of auditing and accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we i discovered an abandoned sum US$8.5 million us dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customerwhich name is (MR. MORRIS THOMPSON ) from Florida, U.S.A) the acconut number is this 14-2558-5976 that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which crashed on January 31, 2000. , we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or reaclation to the deceased. unfortunately we learnt that all his suppcosed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you,so that the money can be release to your account as the next of kin.upon your reply I will send you full details on how the business will be executed,send me your contact information.1.Age.(2)Residential adress(3) occupation(4)private telephone.Waiting to hear from you soonest Reply me with this email suleman_m01@voila.fr

Does anyone actually reply to these????
I love it when people post their spam on a forum for everyone to read. After all, it isn't as though anyone else gets them. I'm sure people find it fascinating.
Has anyone written a book yet, compiling all the best and tracing their history idea

triggersbroom

2,751 posts

233 months

Saturday 14th February 2009
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svm said:
Gun said:
RJB_666 said:
Occasionally reply with a "Nice try" or a "9 out of 10 for effort". Normally just mark them as unsafe to be fair. I get around 3 or 4 a day now, mostly email address lottery.
3-4 a day! I've only ever got one.
If you reply to one of them to tell them where to go, then they'll know the email address is a valid one. They'll then give it to all their mates. You'll be getting loads soon enough. wink

Don't forget, these aren't the most intelligent of people that send them, but they are some of the most persistent people on the planet!
He's right, just ignore them else you will be totally spammed out!

BIG BAVARIAN

452 posts

239 months

mrmr96

13,736 posts

233 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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Parrot of Doom said:
philmccann said:
Here's one I received this morning :

Dear Friend My Name is Mr suleman muhammed I am the manager of auditing and accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we i discovered an abandoned sum US$8.5 million us dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customerwhich name is (MR. MORRIS THOMPSON ) from Florida, U.S.A) the acconut number is this 14-2558-5976 that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which crashed on January 31, 2000. , we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or reaclation to the deceased. unfortunately we learnt that all his suppcosed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you,so that the money can be release to your account as the next of kin.upon your reply I will send you full details on how the business will be executed,send me your contact information.1.Age.(2)Residential adress(3) occupation(4)private telephone.Waiting to hear from you soonest Reply me with this email suleman_m01@voila.fr

Does anyone actually reply to these????
I love it when people post their spam on a forum for everyone to read. After all, it isn't as though anyone else gets them. I'm sure people find it fascinating.
+1.

WTF do people think they are special enough to post their spam on our boards? It's been done TO DEATH! FFS stop it, please. Now lock this thread.

Thanks.

Funk

27,626 posts

238 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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Parrot of Doom said:
philmccann said:
Here's one I received this morning :

Dear Friend My Name is Mr suleman muhammed I am the manager of auditing and accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we i discovered an abandoned sum US$8.5 million us dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customerwhich name is (MR. MORRIS THOMPSON ) from Florida, U.S.A) the acconut number is this 14-2558-5976 that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which crashed on January 31, 2000. , we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or reaclation to the deceased. unfortunately we learnt that all his suppcosed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you,so that the money can be release to your account as the next of kin.upon your reply I will send you full details on how the business will be executed,send me your contact information.1.Age.(2)Residential adress(3) occupation(4)private telephone.Waiting to hear from you soonest Reply me with this email suleman_m01@voila.fr

Does anyone actually reply to these????
I love it when people post their spam on a forum for everyone to read. After all, it isn't as though anyone else gets them. I'm sure people find it fascinating.
I know. You'd think people didn't know we ALL get them and quietly delete them on a regular basis. I might post up a picture of one of my turds one day; "Y'know, I can't believe people just flush these. Has anyone else ever had a turd like this..?"

Thing is, people will say, "Well you don't have to read the thread.." but once in a while there's news of a clever scam doing the rounds (I've learned a lot from 'The Real Hustle' for example, and changed behaviours because of it). So I'll often click and read.

By the way, if anyone DOES want to see my poo, I was only joking. Unless you're all really desperate.

RJB_666

1,677 posts

224 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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triggersbroom said:
svm said:
Gun said:
RJB_666 said:
Occasionally reply with a "Nice try" or a "9 out of 10 for effort". Normally just mark them as unsafe to be fair. I get around 3 or 4 a day now, mostly email address lottery.
3-4 a day! I've only ever got one.
If you reply to one of them to tell them where to go, then they'll know the email address is a valid one. They'll then give it to all their mates. You'll be getting loads soon enough. wink

Don't forget, these aren't the most intelligent of people that send them, but they are some of the most persistent people on the planet!
He's right, just ignore them else you will be totally spammed out!
You have a good point. It will save time as well wink

Maxf

8,443 posts

270 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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Spam filters tend to be pretty good these days. Sadly people posting them on PH means they the spam filter is largely meaningless as I end up reading the ste on here anyway.

I might start scanning and posting my 'you are through to the last round to win £250,000 with Reader's Digest' letters.

ceriw

1,117 posts

234 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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I know 2 couples who have had these types of scams and ACTUALLY BELIEVED THEM!!!!!
I think they work best for people who have english as their second language.
Both these couples were.