Ebay ads.............I shake my head in disbelief.

[*Al*]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2002-FORD-FOCUS-ZETEC-st-loo...

I know we can't all be perfect but this had me in tears! Perfect entertainment on a Sunday afternoon.

P.S. What is a 'Harm rest'?

[teapea]

That makes my head hurt just trying to read that, he should probably go back to school, or at least try using a spell checker !

[TheEnd]

sports gear nob.

does the driver come with it?

[DrTre]

"sports gear nob"

Isn't that a dhead in a shellsuit?

[teapea]

"drives perfect start fist time every time no smoke or rattles not evan the gear stick moves"

the gear stick doesn't move! Could be a problem!

[DrTre]

As an aside, how much better looking is the Mk1 Focus than the Mk2?...yes, even that one.

[teapea]

sorry to comment again but

"also my car has not been raged i am a 50 year old part disabled driver."

Oldest chav in town?!

[Republik]

Which BMW do think think he's bought? Hmmm

[Captain Cadillac]

Might be a bit sluggish as it's only got a 16cc engine in it.

[Uhura_Fighter]

To say I am surpised is an understatement:-

"also my car has not been raged i am a 50 year old part disabled driver."

I often search on ebay for "Show car" or "Bargin" it amazes me what some people sell/buy

[*Al*]

If you look at the questions asked section lower down, the guy says he's a 50 year old! How do these people get through life?

[S3 Alex]

eBay Retard said:

not evan the gear stick moves

Surely that's an issue.

But also he does mention he is disabled so maybe not the chav boy racer scum we thought. Unless he's making it up. Which is quite likely.

eBay Retard said:

i am a 50 year old part disabled driver

[mitzy]

Fully Loaded!


oh dear!

[oobster]

The registered keeper is probably the 50yr old part-disabled driver. i.e. the advertisers father.

[HappyGoLucky]

That's it, I'm sold....

BLUE INSIDE LIGHT WEN OPEN DOOR 5 pounds

Where do I sign up?

[mybrainhurts]

No messes...

[teapea]

Either that or its Westwood's runaround ?

[s3fella]

teapea said:

sorry to comment again but

"also my car has not been raged i am a 50 year old part disabled driver."

Oldest chav in town?!

I reckon I can guess which bit of him is disabled!


I read it twice and still dont know what he is actually selling! All the "extras" for the "right price". Surely it is against ebay rules to not accuratley list exactly what is being offered for sale!?

[ianash]

I think we should all send him improbable kwestions just to see the hilarious responses.

[DrTre]

ianash said:

I think we should all send him improbable kwestions just to see the hilarious responses.

Ask him about it starting "fist time"