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On the daily alcohol limits:
The Daily Mash said:
Emma Bishop, a marketing executive from Twickenham, added: "How's about this? As an adult, I think a reasonable daily limit is me drinking as much as I f
king want.
"If it affects my work I'll get sacked. If it affects my relationships I'll be all lonely and sad.
"And as for my health, following a quick glance at my tax bill I've decided that the NHS will treat me and the government can keep its fking opinions to itself."
On Clarkson's comment about Gordon Brown:king want."If it affects my work I'll get sacked. If it affects my relationships I'll be all lonely and sad.
"And as for my health, following a quick glance at my tax bill I've decided that the NHS will treat me and the government can keep its f
king opinions to itself."The Daily Mash said:
"Put it this way, if he had called Gordon Brown a 'Jocko moron whose eyes are all wonky', or maybe 'Long John Silver, the kilted stwit', or perhaps even 'Winky Mcfknut, the alcoholic sheep-shagger' then yes, I could see how some people might find that offensive.
"Or if he had put on an eye patch and sat there shouting 'jings! crivens! am such a wee eejit!'.
"Or if he had wandered around the stage with one eye shut, bumping into things while sticking his tongue inside his bottom lip and banging the backs of his hands together while screaming 'och aye the noo, I'm Gordon the spazzy', then yes, that is perhaps going a bit too far."
On Barack Obama:twit', or perhaps even 'Winky Mcfknut, the alcoholic sheep-shagger' then yes, I could see how some people might find that offensive."Or if he had put on an eye patch and sat there shouting 'jings! crivens! am such a wee eejit!'.
"Or if he had wandered around the stage with one eye shut, bumping into things while sticking his tongue inside his bottom lip and banging the backs of his hands together while screaming 'och aye the noo, I'm Gordon the spazzy', then yes, that is perhaps going a bit too far."
The Daily Mash said:
With his every movement relayed via CNN and big screen televisions, a thundering wave of emotion broke over the crowd as Obama used the presidential intercom to request some coffee, another pen and a selection of cream-filled pastries.
Alvin Booker, a retired postman from Baltimore, said: "If you had told me 40 years ago that a black man would be sitting in the Oval Office eating cake and using pens, I would have run away screaming because you were obviously from the future and by interacting with you I could cease to exist."
Obama last night faced an immediate challenge as a New York Times poll revealed that more than 75% of Americans were too chubby to applaud his inauguration speech.
Meanwhile in an historically moving display of national unity the country's powerful evangelical movement has promised to wait until mid-February before describing the new commander-in-chief as the 'Chocolate-Covered Satan'.
Alvin Booker, a retired postman from Baltimore, said: "If you had told me 40 years ago that a black man would be sitting in the Oval Office eating cake and using pens, I would have run away screaming because you were obviously from the future and by interacting with you I could cease to exist."
Obama last night faced an immediate challenge as a New York Times poll revealed that more than 75% of Americans were too chubby to applaud his inauguration speech.
Meanwhile in an historically moving display of national unity the country's powerful evangelical movement has promised to wait until mid-February before describing the new commander-in-chief as the 'Chocolate-Covered Satan'.
The Cherie Blair bag over the head did it for me.......
CHERIE Blair has revealed how she conceived her fourth child after agreeing to wear a bag on her head.
Mrs Blair said her husband refused to have sex with her until the bag was safely in place and a photograph of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell had been stapled to the front of it.
In her memoirs, Speaking for Money, she writes: "We were at Balmoral, having a lovely supper with the Queen, Tom Cruise and Andre Agassi, when I announced to the entire table that I had forgotten my coil and that perhaps Tony and I should use this opportunity to conceive another child.
"Tony turned to me and said 'I love you, but there's just no way. Either we use a turkey baster or you stick a bag on your head'.
"It was then that Prince Philip suggested we attach a photograph of someone famous to the bag as that 'might help the prime minister to become fully engorged'.
"There was general agreement around the table and people started pitching in with ideas about whose photograph we should use.
"Tom suggested Cameron Diaz, who he had recently worked with on Vanilla Sky, while Andre was adamant we should go with Catherine Zeta Jones. Then dear Prince Philip shouted, 'I know, what about a Spice Girl!'.
"Tony banged the table saying, 'yes, that's the one' and ordered Alistair to fetch a really good close-up of Geri Halliwell with her mouth open.
"Her Majesty then made the very wise observation that if we did it 'doggy-style' Tony could just flip the bag around and have Geri staring back at him all the way through.
"Meanwhile Prince Philip was already clearing a space in the corner of the dining room, but I insisted we go upstairs. There are some things you should keep private."
biglaugh:biglaugh
CHERIE Blair has revealed how she conceived her fourth child after agreeing to wear a bag on her head.
Mrs Blair said her husband refused to have sex with her until the bag was safely in place and a photograph of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell had been stapled to the front of it.
In her memoirs, Speaking for Money, she writes: "We were at Balmoral, having a lovely supper with the Queen, Tom Cruise and Andre Agassi, when I announced to the entire table that I had forgotten my coil and that perhaps Tony and I should use this opportunity to conceive another child.
"Tony turned to me and said 'I love you, but there's just no way. Either we use a turkey baster or you stick a bag on your head'.
"It was then that Prince Philip suggested we attach a photograph of someone famous to the bag as that 'might help the prime minister to become fully engorged'.
"There was general agreement around the table and people started pitching in with ideas about whose photograph we should use.
"Tom suggested Cameron Diaz, who he had recently worked with on Vanilla Sky, while Andre was adamant we should go with Catherine Zeta Jones. Then dear Prince Philip shouted, 'I know, what about a Spice Girl!'.
"Tony banged the table saying, 'yes, that's the one' and ordered Alistair to fetch a really good close-up of Geri Halliwell with her mouth open.
"Her Majesty then made the very wise observation that if we did it 'doggy-style' Tony could just flip the bag around and have Geri staring back at him all the way through.
"Meanwhile Prince Philip was already clearing a space in the corner of the dining room, but I insisted we go upstairs. There are some things you should keep private."
biglaugh:biglaughEdited by DBSV8 on Tuesday 17th February 07:07
A NEW species of giant rat has been discovered in a remote region of New Guinea by a team of totally freaked-out zoologists.
'You fking catch it'The scientists, from the Institute for Studies, spotted the 'absolutely mental thing' during a five-day trek through the hazardous Foja mountains.
Expedition leader Professor Wayne Hayes said: "I was filling my water bottle when I saw this huge fking thing and I shouted to my mate Dave, I said, 'Dave, look at the size of that fker!' and Dave was like, 'Jesus Christ, it's a fking monster!
"I shouted over to Stevie and Ben, I said, 'get a look at this bd' and they're like 'no way, man, that's mental' - they were totally freaking out."
Professor Hayes added: "Ben was like, 'that's a rat, it's totally a rat' and I was going, 'naah, it's some kind of freaky beaver or a weird-looking, fked-up cat.'"
Dr David Hobbs added: "I was like, 'that's a mutant otter or something, it's bigger than my dog, for Christ's sake' and Wayne was saying we should catch it, and I was like, 'you fking catch it'.
"So anyway, we tell Stevie that it's his turn to catch something and he's like totally pissed off, but he tears after it anyway, shouting, 'come here you dirty big bd, I want to take your picture'."
Dr Steven McKay added: "We also trapped this manky little thing with huge eyes which they reckon is maybe a possum or a really big gerbil.
"Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille but it wasn't interested."
'You f
king catch it'The scientists, from the Institute for Studies, spotted the 'absolutely mental thing' during a five-day trek through the hazardous Foja mountains.Expedition leader Professor Wayne Hayes said: "I was filling my water bottle when I saw this huge f
king thing and I shouted to my mate Dave, I said, 'Dave, look at the size of that fker!' and Dave was like, 'Jesus Christ, it's a fking monster!"I shouted over to Stevie and Ben, I said, 'get a look at this b
d' and they're like 'no way, man, that's mental' - they were totally freaking out."Professor Hayes added: "Ben was like, 'that's a rat, it's totally a rat' and I was going, 'naah, it's some kind of freaky beaver or a weird-looking, f
ked-up cat.'"Dr David Hobbs added: "I was like, 'that's a mutant otter or something, it's bigger than my dog, for Christ's sake' and Wayne was saying we should catch it, and I was like, 'you f
king catch it'."So anyway, we tell Stevie that it's his turn to catch something and he's like totally pissed off, but he tears after it anyway, shouting, 'come here you dirty big b
d, I want to take your picture'."Dr Steven McKay added: "We also trapped this manky little thing with huge eyes which they reckon is maybe a possum or a really big gerbil.
"Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille but it wasn't interested."
It's great isn't it,
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fathomfive said:
I love the Daily Mash too, some cracking pieces. It's worth looking through the archives too on there.
Laughing my tits off at 'Winky Mcfknut' 
I only discovered the Daily Mash today and this phrase was also the one that had me laughing like an idiot in the office. FLaughing my tits off at 'Winky Mcf
knut' Edited by fathomfive on Tuesday 17th February 06:56
ing brilliant.Brown and Boris said:
A NEW species of giant rat has been discovered in a remote region of New Guinea by a team of totally freaked-out zoologists.
'You fking catch it'The scientists, from the Institute for Studies, spotted the 'absolutely mental thing' during a five-day trek through the hazardous Foja mountains.
Expedition leader Professor Wayne Hayes said: "I was filling my water bottle when I saw this huge fking thing and I shouted to my mate Dave, I said, 'Dave, look at the size of that fker!' and Dave was like, 'Jesus Christ, it's a fking monster!
"I shouted over to Stevie and Ben, I said, 'get a look at this bd' and they're like 'no way, man, that's mental' - they were totally freaking out."
Professor Hayes added: "Ben was like, 'that's a rat, it's totally a rat' and I was going, 'naah, it's some kind of freaky beaver or a weird-looking, fked-up cat.'"
Dr David Hobbs added: "I was like, 'that's a mutant otter or something, it's bigger than my dog, for Christ's sake' and Wayne was saying we should catch it, and I was like, 'you fking catch it'.
"So anyway, we tell Stevie that it's his turn to catch something and he's like totally pissed off, but he tears after it anyway, shouting, 'come here you dirty big bd, I want to take your picture'."
Dr Steven McKay added: "We also trapped this manky little thing with huge eyes which they reckon is maybe a possum or a really big gerbil.
"Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille but it wasn't interested."
Thats the best laugh I've had in ages 'You f
king catch it'The scientists, from the Institute for Studies, spotted the 'absolutely mental thing' during a five-day trek through the hazardous Foja mountains.Expedition leader Professor Wayne Hayes said: "I was filling my water bottle when I saw this huge f
king thing and I shouted to my mate Dave, I said, 'Dave, look at the size of that fker!' and Dave was like, 'Jesus Christ, it's a fking monster!"I shouted over to Stevie and Ben, I said, 'get a look at this b
d' and they're like 'no way, man, that's mental' - they were totally freaking out."Professor Hayes added: "Ben was like, 'that's a rat, it's totally a rat' and I was going, 'naah, it's some kind of freaky beaver or a weird-looking, f
ked-up cat.'"Dr David Hobbs added: "I was like, 'that's a mutant otter or something, it's bigger than my dog, for Christ's sake' and Wayne was saying we should catch it, and I was like, 'you f
king catch it'."So anyway, we tell Stevie that it's his turn to catch something and he's like totally pissed off, but he tears after it anyway, shouting, 'come here you dirty big b
d, I want to take your picture'."Dr Steven McKay added: "We also trapped this manky little thing with huge eyes which they reckon is maybe a possum or a really big gerbil.
"Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille but it wasn't interested."
The Daily Mash said:
BUPA TAKES OVER FAILING NHS TERROR CELL
Private health care firm Bupa is being parachuted in to take control of the NHS’s failing British terror campaign, the Daily Mash can reveal.
Dr Malley has been with Bupa since 1996. The current NHS atrocity management team is to be removed immediately following a series of embarrassing terror blunders in London and Glasgow, and day-to-day control of the al-Qaeda offensive will be handed to a crack team of private sector executives.
Dr Stephen Malley, head of Bupa’s NHS taskforce, said: "The NHS terrorists are good people with good intentions and they are doing their best to incinerate themselves and the public in very difficult circumstances. But it is clear they need private sector expertise.
"There is too much red tape and form filling involved in NHS fanaticism. We will outsource that work to a call centre in pakistan and let terrorist doctors be terrorist doctors."
Dr Malley promised the public would see immediate results with a rapid reduction in waiting times for terror operations and a huge decrease in survival rates.
A spokesman for al-Qaeda welcomed the move saying it was obvious the existing NHS terror managers were "useless fuds" who could not organise "a virgin deflowering in paradise".
However, the move has been criticised by health sector unions who described it as a threat to the founding principles of the NHS, that terror should be available to all and free at the point of delivery.
Roy Hobbs, of the health services union Unison, said: "The NHS has some of the finest terrorist doctors in the world today, and this is an insult to their hard work and dedication.u
"This is privatisation by the back door and will lead to a two-tier terror service. Before you know it people will have to pay to have themselves blown up, and that is unacceptable."
Private health care firm Bupa is being parachuted in to take control of the NHS’s failing British terror campaign, the Daily Mash can reveal.
Dr Malley has been with Bupa since 1996. The current NHS atrocity management team is to be removed immediately following a series of embarrassing terror blunders in London and Glasgow, and day-to-day control of the al-Qaeda offensive will be handed to a crack team of private sector executives.
Dr Stephen Malley, head of Bupa’s NHS taskforce, said: "The NHS terrorists are good people with good intentions and they are doing their best to incinerate themselves and the public in very difficult circumstances. But it is clear they need private sector expertise.
"There is too much red tape and form filling involved in NHS fanaticism. We will outsource that work to a call centre in pakistan and let terrorist doctors be terrorist doctors."
Dr Malley promised the public would see immediate results with a rapid reduction in waiting times for terror operations and a huge decrease in survival rates.
A spokesman for al-Qaeda welcomed the move saying it was obvious the existing NHS terror managers were "useless fuds" who could not organise "a virgin deflowering in paradise".
However, the move has been criticised by health sector unions who described it as a threat to the founding principles of the NHS, that terror should be available to all and free at the point of delivery.
Roy Hobbs, of the health services union Unison, said: "The NHS has some of the finest terrorist doctors in the world today, and this is an insult to their hard work and dedication.u
"This is privatisation by the back door and will lead to a two-tier terror service. Before you know it people will have to pay to have themselves blown up, and that is unacceptable."
One of my favourite pieces on there, written after the attack on Glasgow Airport.
WORTHLESS, ILL-INFORMED OPINIONS IN EVERY HOME BY 2012
EVERY home in Britain will have access to an endless stream of worthless, ill-informed opinions by 2012, under new government proposals.
The Digital Britain strategy, unveiled yesterday, will mean no-one will be able to hide from the jibbering mess cascading from blogs, chat rooms and inexplicable newspaper comment threads.
The drive for universal broadband comes amid claims there are still too many homes across the UK where people are forced to read books and have actual, fully-formed thoughts.
But from 2012 every consumer will be able to use the internet to pick up a random falsehood and weave it quickly and efficiently into their own offensively bizarre world view.
Tom Logan, of the Institute for Studies, said: "The technology is rather complex but basically what we're talking about is a big pipe full of nutcases shoved through your front door.
"Not only will you be able to gape in horror at their unsettling combination of wide-eyed naivety and poisonous bigotry, but you'll also be able to spit your own half-chewed mince back at them."
He added: "You will experience the joy of watching a perfectly harmless chat forum about Subarus degrade into a series of furious, expletive-filled exchanges about why everything these day is run for, and by, Jewish homosexuals."
Culture secretary Andy Burnham stressed the internet can also be used to order useful products, invade your privacy, manage personal finances and access millions of photographs of Swedish vaginas.
EVERY home in Britain will have access to an endless stream of worthless, ill-informed opinions by 2012, under new government proposals.
The Digital Britain strategy, unveiled yesterday, will mean no-one will be able to hide from the jibbering mess cascading from blogs, chat rooms and inexplicable newspaper comment threads.
The drive for universal broadband comes amid claims there are still too many homes across the UK where people are forced to read books and have actual, fully-formed thoughts.
But from 2012 every consumer will be able to use the internet to pick up a random falsehood and weave it quickly and efficiently into their own offensively bizarre world view.
Tom Logan, of the Institute for Studies, said: "The technology is rather complex but basically what we're talking about is a big pipe full of nutcases shoved through your front door.
"Not only will you be able to gape in horror at their unsettling combination of wide-eyed naivety and poisonous bigotry, but you'll also be able to spit your own half-chewed mince back at them."
He added: "You will experience the joy of watching a perfectly harmless chat forum about Subarus degrade into a series of furious, expletive-filled exchanges about why everything these day is run for, and by, Jewish homosexuals."
Culture secretary Andy Burnham stressed the internet can also be used to order useful products, invade your privacy, manage personal finances and access millions of photographs of Swedish vaginas.
Horoscopes:
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
Mars, the planet of tangled wiring, meets Pluto the planet of multi-speaker home cinema system installation and badly translated Japanese instruction manuals. You are fked.
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
Chaaaaaaaaaarge!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Mercury, Mars and Jupiter let you see ahead with clarity, but Saturn is standing right in front of you wearing a great big Afro wig.
Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
Don't be tempted to take a gamble with joint finances. Always make sure you have something left over at the end of the week for drugs.
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
Might be an idea to laminate that Dear John letter before your pathetic tears of sorrow reduce it to a papier mache of grief.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Choccy biccy?
Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
The emergence of Pisces may explain the terrible smell of fish you notice every time you enter a room. Or it may not.
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
The Sun arrives in your sign this week recharging not only your batteries, but thanks to your portable solar planel, the ones in your vibrating egg.
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Versatility, quick-thinking and determination are commendable qualities. Why not, for once in your sorry life, just fking try them?
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Mercury has moved back in with Aquarius, but he still can't stop himself from sleeping with Uranus. Tee hee.
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
Not indicating at a roundabout does not make you a bad person. No, scratch that, you're Hitler.
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
Is there any chance you could stop touching yourself for five minutes? Thanks!
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
Mars, the planet of tangled wiring, meets Pluto the planet of multi-speaker home cinema system installation and badly translated Japanese instruction manuals. You are f
ked.Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
Chaaaaaaaaaarge!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Mercury, Mars and Jupiter let you see ahead with clarity, but Saturn is standing right in front of you wearing a great big Afro wig.
Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
Don't be tempted to take a gamble with joint finances. Always make sure you have something left over at the end of the week for drugs.
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
Might be an idea to laminate that Dear John letter before your pathetic tears of sorrow reduce it to a papier mache of grief.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Choccy biccy?
Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
The emergence of Pisces may explain the terrible smell of fish you notice every time you enter a room. Or it may not.
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
The Sun arrives in your sign this week recharging not only your batteries, but thanks to your portable solar planel, the ones in your vibrating egg.
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Versatility, quick-thinking and determination are commendable qualities. Why not, for once in your sorry life, just f
king try them?Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Mercury has moved back in with Aquarius, but he still can't stop himself from sleeping with Uranus. Tee hee.
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
Not indicating at a roundabout does not make you a bad person. No, scratch that, you're Hitler.
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
Is there any chance you could stop touching yourself for five minutes? Thanks!
JOHNSON UNVEILS HORRIBLY FOUL-MOUTHED OLYMPIC SLOGAN
THE official slogan for the 2012 Olympics will be 'London, City of fking Sport and st', mayor Boris Johnson has confirmed.
'It's just a lot of sporty fkers poncing about'Mr Johnson insisted the foul-mouthed slogan not only encapsulated London's status as one of the world's great cities but emphasised that it would 'host the fk out of the Olympics'.
The mayor said a number of slogans were considered including 'London Two Thousand and fking Twelve', and 'It's the Olympics, Get Your Arse on the fking Plane'.
Mr Johnson was joined at the launch by Beijing gold medallists Rebecca Adlington and cyclist Sir Chris Hoy who he described as 'fast as fk on a bike'.
He added: "fk me if the London Olympics are not going to be absolutely cocktastic. The city will be filled with fkers from every corner of the globe."
Mr Johnson insisted the Olympic construction projects were proceeding according to schedule, adding: "Then again it's not like I'm some kind of fking architect.
"I told them I'm not good on the fking details, so they could tell me any old st and I'd be like, 'great, whatever, just get it fking done'."
He added: "I have to say I did like the one about the plane, so we may use that in a couple of these stupid fking brochures and bung it somewhere on the cocking website as well."
THE official slogan for the 2012 Olympics will be 'London, City of f
king Sport and st', mayor Boris Johnson has confirmed.'It's just a lot of sporty f
kers poncing about'Mr Johnson insisted the foul-mouthed slogan not only encapsulated London's status as one of the world's great cities but emphasised that it would 'host the fk out of the Olympics'.The mayor said a number of slogans were considered including 'London Two Thousand and f
king Twelve', and 'It's the Olympics, Get Your Arse on the fking Plane'.Mr Johnson was joined at the launch by Beijing gold medallists Rebecca Adlington and cyclist Sir Chris Hoy who he described as 'fast as f
k on a bike'.He added: "f
k me if the London Olympics are not going to be absolutely cocktastic. The city will be filled with fkers from every corner of the globe."Mr Johnson insisted the Olympic construction projects were proceeding according to schedule, adding: "Then again it's not like I'm some kind of f
king architect."I told them I'm not good on the f
king details, so they could tell me any old st and I'd be like, 'great, whatever, just get it fking done'."He added: "I have to say I did like the one about the plane, so we may use that in a couple of these stupid f
king brochures and bung it somewhere on the cocking website as well."The Daily Mash said:
GLASGOW UNVEILS COMMONWEALTH BID LOGO
He encapsulates modern Glasgow and extends a warm Scottish welcome to the world: He's Mungo the st-Faced Octopus.
Glasgow City Council yesterday unveiled the £1.2 million logo which they hope will charm and excite the Commonwealth Games selection committee.
"Ten years ago we might have gone for a little Scottie dog or maybe even a cheeky wee haggis," said a council spokesman.
"The fact that we've chosen a st-faced octopus shows just how much Glasgow has embraced the 21st Century."
Wayne Hayes, of design company Conceptomatix, explained the thinking behind the new brand.
"He's called Mungo, because Mungo is the name of our managing director.
"He's blue because of Glasgow's proud maritime tradition. He's under water because for millions of years the Glasgow area was completely submerged. He has eight legs because he's an octopus. And he's st-faced because he's a Glaswegian octopus."
Conceptomatix is one of the UK's hottest young design agencies. Last year only 38% of their logo designs led to fits and seizures by members of the public.
The Nigerian capital Abuja, Glasgow's rival for the 2014 Games, unveiled its mascot last week. The city is pinning its hopes on 'Pipey', a six foot stretch of the Nigerian State Oil Corporation pipeline.
He encapsulates modern Glasgow and extends a warm Scottish welcome to the world: He's Mungo the s
t-Faced Octopus.Glasgow City Council yesterday unveiled the £1.2 million logo which they hope will charm and excite the Commonwealth Games selection committee.
"Ten years ago we might have gone for a little Scottie dog or maybe even a cheeky wee haggis," said a council spokesman.
"The fact that we've chosen a s
t-faced octopus shows just how much Glasgow has embraced the 21st Century."Wayne Hayes, of design company Conceptomatix, explained the thinking behind the new brand.
"He's called Mungo, because Mungo is the name of our managing director.
"He's blue because of Glasgow's proud maritime tradition. He's under water because for millions of years the Glasgow area was completely submerged. He has eight legs because he's an octopus. And he's s
t-faced because he's a Glaswegian octopus."Conceptomatix is one of the UK's hottest young design agencies. Last year only 38% of their logo designs led to fits and seizures by members of the public.
The Nigerian capital Abuja, Glasgow's rival for the 2014 Games, unveiled its mascot last week. The city is pinning its hopes on 'Pipey', a six foot stretch of the Nigerian State Oil Corporation pipeline.
Edited by fathomfive on Wednesday 18th February 08:08
Thank you! I've spent the last hour pissing myself when I should have been getting ready for work..
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