Loose Women
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109 Bob

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3,762 posts

247 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Sorry chaps, not what you might think..

I've actually found a worse program than GMTV. I hate GMTV & the insipid thick, stupid people that introduce it.

Well I've had a long day & just found "Loose Women" on the telly!! Please somebody shoot me, is this what entertainment has become?

Half a dozen middle-aged women slaggin men off?

Well I'm sorry lady's but I'm a man, I don't work in a call centre, or some st, or a nice office with a cheap white shirt & air conditioning, I get my hands dirty & earn money. I've spent my life gettin my hands dirty & doin what's right.

"Loose Women" is the most patronising, awful program that I have ever seen to date..

If any one of those awful women were the last on Earth I would not give them the steam off my piss

Tim Mosley

211 posts

212 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Change the channel?


RupertTheFridge

899 posts

220 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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My god, this programme has been around for years, think yourself lucky this is the first time you have seen it!

109 Bob

Original Poster:

3,762 posts

247 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Tim Mosley said:
Change the channel?
I couldn't, it was awfully hypnotic.

Tim Mosley

211 posts

212 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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One lifted her top to Russel Brand once.....Thats about the best iv seen it.
And that didnt exactly give me a hard-hat-on.

phumy

5,827 posts

266 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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109 Bob said:
Tim Mosley said:
Change the channel?
I couldn't, it was awfully hypnotic.
Ive heard all about your sort, skids around you ankles, box of Kleenex at the ready hehe

Tim Mosley

211 posts

212 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Ahem...sperm


ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

278 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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It gets worse, The Jeremy Kyle show follows on afterwards frown

Golden Rule in my house is never watch ITV after midnight, otherwise you'll turn into a brain dead pumpkin wobble

p1esk

4,914 posts

225 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Tim Mosley said:
Ahem...sperm

I bet gravity would take its toll when that bra comes off.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

Road Hog

2,658 posts

242 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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but would ya?

Not Ideal

3,054 posts

217 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Road Hog said:
but would ya?
If she asked nicely..?? Yes.

MitchT

17,114 posts

238 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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109 Bob said:
... I get my hands dirty & earn money...
Well in that case you shouldn't be in the house when Loose Women is on hehe

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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hehe

MitchT

17,114 posts

238 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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ZR1cliff said:
Golden Rule in my house is never watch ITV after midnight, otherwise you'll turn into a brain dead pumpkin wobble
Which will make you part of the prime audience for daytime TV!

MitchT

17,114 posts

238 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Tim Mosley said:
Ahem...sperm

Um... no. I'd rather shag her than smear Lard on Gordon Brown's arse... but only just.

root 666

316 posts

214 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Strangely enough my wife views (in the cerebral sense) Top Gear in a similar light.

Not only can she find no merit in Clarkson regularly treating an "Astin" like an Astra in a Tesco car park, she becomes mildly apoplectic when he gushes "God, I LOVE this car" every third vehicle he gets into.

The use of his favourite interrogative, "O.K?", twice in every sentence is also found wanting in her eyes.

Her chosen epithet for Richard Hammond (with his wooden beads, artfully gelled hair and naughty schoolboy/Clarkson's fag demeanor) is "The Paedo".

James May is dismissed as "The Chap"

Her opinion of the increasingly bizarre and indeed predictable three-handed "races" is best left unexplored.

I think I may have the solution.

You watch Top Gear and she can watch Loose Women (which would seem to hint at its target audience in its title).


And on that bombshell....

ChrisRS

1,787 posts

246 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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No thanks


Vipers

33,496 posts

257 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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"Loose Woman", well I rate it above Football, so there. hehe

Not a wind up, just not a sport fan..................................


smile

Edited by Vipers on Wednesday 18th February 07:53

jesta1865

3,453 posts

238 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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ChrisRS said:
No thanks

no wonder the ginger ninja dumped her smile

scorp

8,783 posts

258 months

Wednesday 18th February 2009
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Enough with the pictures already irked