PH Justice rules!
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blindswelledrat said:
I waited about 4 minutes for it to load and when it hadnt by then I swore at it and closed it.
Im not waiting 10 minutes for what promises to be a very mildly amusing site.
Shame on you and shame on your link
Shame on you and your peasant broadband connection. And an additonal pox on your impatience.Im not waiting 10 minutes for what promises to be a very mildly amusing site.
Shame on you and shame on your link
Story about someone fighting at a dogging site said:
...Jurors were told that Miss Butt got out of her boyfriend’s Mondeo screaming “he’s hit me, he’s hit me”.
She collapsing crying on the ground in full view of other night-time visitors to the car park.
Mr Smith said other men remonstrated with Mr Cox before Clarkson got out of his white BMW and kicked him in the face....
She collapsing crying on the ground in full view of other night-time visitors to the car park.
Mr Smith said other men remonstrated with Mr Cox before Clarkson got out of his white BMW and kicked him in the face....
Edited by 10 Pence Short on Thursday 19th February 14:49
5 minutes for the phrase "Kicked him in the face"? Thier names were funnier in a fnar fnar way.
And my special rich-person only broadband. LIke BT platinum 80 million MB per second or something and it has special features. Like for example when you click on that website a message flashes up saying:
"warning-this is a s
t link and will take a long long time to load. I could send you the information so very quickly but the site only gives it me at the rate of 2 words per minute. Bit like a quadraplegic turtle with no head trying to type"
And my special rich-person only broadband. LIke BT platinum 80 million MB per second or something and it has special features. Like for example when you click on that website a message flashes up saying:
"warning-this is a s
t link and will take a long long time to load. I could send you the information so very quickly but the site only gives it me at the rate of 2 words per minute. Bit like a quadraplegic turtle with no head trying to type"Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 19th February 14:55
blindswelledrat said:
5 minutes for the phrase "Kicked him in the face"? Thier names were funnier in a fnar fnar way.
And my special rich-person only broadband. LIke BT platinum 80 million MB per second or something and it has special features. Like for example when you click on that website a message flashes up saying:
"warning-this is a st link and will take a long long time to load. I could send you the information so very quickly but the site only gives it me at the rate of 2 words per minute. Bit like a quadraplegic turtle with no head trying to type"
You need to send back your £80 squillion pound BB connection and replace it with one of them there hamsters. You could get a breeding pair and get the News & Star website to speed up by giving them one whilst you're at it.And my special rich-person only broadband. LIke BT platinum 80 million MB per second or something and it has special features. Like for example when you click on that website a message flashes up saying:
"warning-this is a s
t link and will take a long long time to load. I could send you the information so very quickly but the site only gives it me at the rate of 2 words per minute. Bit like a quadraplegic turtle with no head trying to type"Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 19th February 14:55
INcorrrect. I just called that newspaper to ask them about thier website.
THe conversation went like this:
Paper:"Really sorry- we have a problem with it"
BSR: Whats wrong with it?
Paper: Its..eeeer...its.. not running optimally currently
BSR: You means its st?
Paper: Yes. Yes I do.
BSR: You timewasting bd
Paper. Yes. Sorry about that. We only usually have one reader reading it at a time because our stories are so rubbish. Its fine for that because the information fits down our internet wire just fine if its one person. Today, unfortunately, there were as many as four people on there because Farmer Filincabinet's cow had a calf last night.
BSR: Bye
Paper: Bye
THe conversation went like this:
Paper:"Really sorry- we have a problem with it"
BSR: Whats wrong with it?
Paper: Its..eeeer...its.. not running optimally currently
BSR: You means its s
t?Paper: Yes. Yes I do.
BSR: You timewasting b
dPaper. Yes. Sorry about that. We only usually have one reader reading it at a time because our stories are so rubbish. Its fine for that because the information fits down our internet wire just fine if its one person. Today, unfortunately, there were as many as four people on there because Farmer Filincabinet's cow had a calf last night.
BSR: Bye
Paper: Bye
Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 19th February 15:36
Mr Will said:
blindswelledrat said:
5 minutes for the phrase "Kicked him in the face"? Thier names were funnier in a fnar fnar way.
*thinks carefully about how to phrase this
that story would have been more amusing if it had been about VBRJ
After finally downloading it I scoured it repeatedly for such phrases- passing over the phrase "kicked him in the face" a number of times and disregarding it as irrelevant.
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