New words for 2009
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Amused2death

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225 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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  • SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

  • SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

  • TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bks.

  • BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

  • SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

  • SALMON DAY..
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

  • CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

  • PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

  • SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

  • AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

  • PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it
to work again.

  • OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

  • GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

  • JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

  • MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

  • MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

  • MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

  • TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

  • TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a female

  • PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks

Six Fiend

6,067 posts

244 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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You forgot to add...

  • REPOST
Describes another posting of an old item, sometimes with the date changed to give the illusion of freshness.

Edited by Six Fiend on Thursday 19th February 16:00

Amused2death

Original Poster:

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225 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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hehehehe....if it is.....apologies

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JRM

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261 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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Made me smile and I hadn't seen it before, so thanks

Six Fiend

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244 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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Granted it's the first time I've seen it this year biggrin

pits

6,704 posts

219 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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thought these were new words for 1985?

jkennyd

3,142 posts

228 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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Some good stuff there.....And I've not seen it either......You should have one for the folk who always try to get to a post first to say its already been done without actually adding anything constructive smile

Six Fiend

6,067 posts

244 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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I added the constructive bit biggrin

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

222 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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Plank and Peen are my new favourite words.


anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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Clampitt and quarter to niner are two of my favourites at the moment.

Clampitt-see cletus in The Simpsons

Quarter to niner- someone who acts like the unforunates who catch the 'special bus' at the aforementioned time

Ron Burgundy

3,296 posts

215 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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=bhp

LotusACBC

2,591 posts

313 months

Thursday 19th February 2009
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Amused2death said:
  • SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
Excellent! I have been over using the word Wombat for quite some time now wink