Where can I obtain a microwave to cook a human?

[oobster]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_ce...

Man gets community service for microwaving a kitten, that later had to be put down.

I really want to microwave this guy. Might "forget" to switch it off after 10 seconds though.

[308mate]

I bet it wasnt properly cooked in the middle.

[TheEnd]

I'm sure you could remove the magnetron and just point it at him for a while.
I wouldn't mind something like that, a secret death ray that boils someones blood from a distance.

[Lord Pikey]

Id slit the fkers throat if i got the chance.

Cruelty to animals annoys me far more than to humans for some reason

[Shaw Tarse]

Not sure about a microwave but he may get spitroasted while in the nick?

[Drop Test b3nxj]

I don't know, but im sure i could chop him up and nuke him in a normal size one if that helps. . .

[KANEIT]

How completely hollow and empty must a person be to do such a thing?
Make sure that when you do find one set it to defrost so it takes a long time.

[Healey73]

Lord Pikey said:

Id slit the fkers throat if i got the chance.

Cruelty to animals annoys me far more than to humans for some reason

I'm with you on that Lord Pikey, I would hold him for you!

[Mr Fenix]

Nothing quite boils my piss like animal cruelty.

Doesn't matter whether its a kitten or a puppy, he should be put in an industrial microwave for 10 seconds and put down a week later.

[anonymous-user]

TheEnd said:

I'm sure you could remove the magnetron and just point it at him for a while.
I wouldn't mind something like that, a secret death ray that boils someones blood from a distance.

[oobster]

Shaw Tarse said:

Not sure about a microwave but he may get spitroasted while in the nick?

He got community service though.

"Judge decided not to jail Baker, saying his sentence would be better served in the community."

Might be that the judge KNOWS this lad will end up getting a severe kicking regardless of what sentence he gives him so he's just saving us the expense via tax.

[Shaw Tarse]

Mr Fenix said:

Nothing quite boils my piss like animal cruelty.

Doesn't matter whether its a kitten or a puppy, he should be put in an industrial microwave for 10 seconds and put down a week later.

Not just animal cruelty, but I'll add cruelty to OAPs or kids (yes I'll laugh at jokes about it) But cruelty to the defenceless makes me

[MK4 Slowride]

Mass murderers usually start with torturing animals and gravitate on to humans.

[Adrian W]

Lord Pikey said:

Id slit the fkers throat if i got the chance.

Cruelty to animals annoys me far more than to humans for some reason

I don't believe you meant that, baby P and all that

[HRG]

HTH

[TheEnd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjEZT6MWmeI

[Penny-lope]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Not quite microwave, but sure seems to cook you....if your 14, and slightly dim

[samuelellis]

oobster said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Not sure about a microwave but he may get spitroasted while in the nick?

He got community service though.

"Judge decided not to jail Baker, saying his sentence would be better served in the community."

Might be that the judge KNOWS this lad will end up getting a severe kicking regardless of what sentence he gives him so he's just saving us the expense via tax.

From reading the article it sounds like he will get a kicking anyway - good I say

[oobster]

Penny-lope said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Not quite microwave, but sure seems to cook you....if your 14, and slightly dim

He's from up your way Penny - can you not nip up the A90 and sort him out?

[Nobody You Know]

308mate said:

I bet it wasnt properly cooked in the middle.

No it was red hot in the middle and cold on the outside.

Jokes aside what a sick thing to do though