Ever been picked up purely because of your car?
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It happened to me a while ago when I had a Z4 (ok, don't laugh)
We (me & girlfriend) were out with a load of mates at the pub when we all went back to the mates house with a load of people to carry on the party, the Z4 was parked outside.
So we get into the lounge, crack open a few beers, stick the music on and everyone is sat on the floor. Then this bird who was quite nice asks the people within earshot who's is the BMW outside, someone points to me and says, "it's Bob's". She then nudges over a bit and snuggles right up to me! Looking like she was set for the night!
The missus on the other side of me didn't look best pleased though, doh!
We (me & girlfriend) were out with a load of mates at the pub when we all went back to the mates house with a load of people to carry on the party, the Z4 was parked outside.
So we get into the lounge, crack open a few beers, stick the music on and everyone is sat on the floor. Then this bird who was quite nice asks the people within earshot who's is the BMW outside, someone points to me and says, "it's Bob's". She then nudges over a bit and snuggles right up to me! Looking like she was set for the night!
The missus on the other side of me didn't look best pleased though, doh!
Oh by a woman you mean? I thought you meant the police. No, never been picked up by a woman purely because of the car I drive but back in the 80's when I moved to a very small town and was the only non-white resident I did get picked up quite a few times by woman who were simply curious to "see if it's true what they say about black men"
And not wanting to disappoint a lady...
I got stoned then mugged them
And not wanting to disappoint a lady...
I got stoned then mugged them
Nocebo said:
Oh by a woman you mean? I thought you meant the police. No, never been picked up by a woman purely because of the car I drive but back in the 80's when I moved to a very small town and was the only non-white resident I did get picked up quite a few times by woman who were simply curious to "see if it's true what they say about black men"
And not wanting to disappoint a lady...
I got stoned then mugged them
And not wanting to disappoint a lady...
I got stoned then mugged them
Almost coffee-meets-keyboard.
Bob_Defly said:
It happened to me a while ago when I had a Z4 (ok, don't laugh)
We (me & girlfriend) were out with a load of mates at the pub when we all went back to the mates house with a load of people to carry on the party, the Z4 was parked outside.
So we get into the lounge, crack open a few beers, stick the music on and everyone is sat on the floor. Then this bird who was quite nice asks the people within earshot who's is the BMW outside, someone points to me and says, "it's Bob's". She then nudges over a bit and snuggles right up to me! Looking like she was set for the night!
The missus on the other side of me didn't look best pleased though, doh!
It would have been a sympathy shag.We (me & girlfriend) were out with a load of mates at the pub when we all went back to the mates house with a load of people to carry on the party, the Z4 was parked outside.
So we get into the lounge, crack open a few beers, stick the music on and everyone is sat on the floor. Then this bird who was quite nice asks the people within earshot who's is the BMW outside, someone points to me and says, "it's Bob's". She then nudges over a bit and snuggles right up to me! Looking like she was set for the night!
The missus on the other side of me didn't look best pleased though, doh!
Having said that, even an average looking girl looks hot in a sports car... and if she can drive too... 
Many years ago now I got picked up on the M25 junction 10 when I had my first chimaera.
All true, but unfortunately in the style of a certain Mr. flashman :
She waved I waved back I stopped she stopped we were together for 4.5 years until it ended in court with her suing me for half the house and wanting her rubber dress back ( I still have the solicitors letter framed )!!!
Fun 4.5 years though!!
All true, but unfortunately in the style of a certain Mr. flashman :
She waved I waved back I stopped she stopped we were together for 4.5 years until it ended in court with her suing me for half the house and wanting her rubber dress back ( I still have the solicitors letter framed )!!!
Fun 4.5 years though!!
Edited by phib on Friday 20th February 07:52
In a rented merc SLK in a certain Eastern European country.
I stopped for petrol, having paid and on the way back to the car another car pulls up alongside and a very tasty girl jumped out with her phone camera at the ready. She has not spotted my yet at that point and proceeded to take pictures of the SLK.
She was giving me a "I want your babies" look once I got in the driver's seat. As tempted as I was to offer her a ride, the 3 rather masculine looking blokes in the car she has arrived in, did not seem like they liked her giving me so much attention, so my self preservation instinct has overriden my "shag as many hot birds as you can" instinct, so I turned the ignition on and drove off...
I stopped for petrol, having paid and on the way back to the car another car pulls up alongside and a very tasty girl jumped out with her phone camera at the ready. She has not spotted my yet at that point and proceeded to take pictures of the SLK.
She was giving me a "I want your babies" look once I got in the driver's seat. As tempted as I was to offer her a ride, the 3 rather masculine looking blokes in the car she has arrived in, did not seem like they liked her giving me so much attention, so my self preservation instinct has overriden my "shag as many hot birds as you can" instinct, so I turned the ignition on and drove off...
When I was younger in the pub I kind of got an offer from two ladies given my BMW was in the car park, the young lady I was currently dating was not as impressed as you might think.......
Now it seems that when I am in the TVR gentleman road users seem to indicate that I no longer have a female companion and must resort to self medicating.... Not sure that counts though...
Now it seems that when I am in the TVR gentleman road users seem to indicate that I no longer have a female companion and must resort to self medicating.... Not sure that counts though...
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