Best mates birthday, am I in trouble?????

[Emsman]

Fiancé in London to see a show, I broke a rib whilst painting on Thursday, not been that comfy since.
She isn't back until lunch tomorrow, I went for a quick pint at 6, as my mate turned up and its his birthday, just got in. Feel ok (ish)
What are the chances of a b o l l o c k I n g anyway?

Male answers on a postcard to:

Mate, you already know you are due an earful competition,it's just the way they are made


c/o pistonheads

[Urban_Ninja]

you getting a bking for breaking a rib by your missus?

pretty much 100% and it'll go like this

Mrs_Emsman said:

"you shouldnt have been pissing about on that ladder, I bet you were pissing about wernt you!!!!! that'll learn ya for pissing about on ladders"

*poke to ribs*

"that hurt does it? well now you know not to piss about on ladders, cos everytime you do and I find out"

*nother poke to broken rib*

pissing about on ladders, I cant beleive you sometime, I mean really. well your not getting any from me

*poke*

thats all your getting from me, a *poke* for what??? PISSING ABOUT ON LADDERS!!!!!
Don't *POKE* Do *poke It *poke* Again *poke*

[Emsman]

Urban_Ninja said:

you getting a bking for breaking a rib by your missus?

pretty much 100% and it'll go like this

Mrs_Emsman said:

"you shouldnt have been pissing about on that ladder, I bet you were pissing about wernt you!!!!! that'll learn ya for pissing about on ladders"

*poke to ribs*

"that hurt does it? well now you know not to piss about on ladders, cos everytime you do and I find out"

*nother poke to broken rib*

pissing about on ladders, I cant beleive you sometime, I mean really. well your not getting any from me


fk me, have you been stalking me???


*poke*

thats all your getting from me, a *poke* for what??? PISSING ABOUT ON LADDERS!!!!!
Don't *POKE* Do *poke It *poke* Again *poke*

[Urban_Ninja]

Mabye, mabye not



why is that what your missus is like?



Eta: you kinda messed up the editing there

Edited by Urban_Ninja on Sunday 22 February 05:40

Edited by Urban_Ninja on Sunday 22 February 05:42

[Ecurie Ecosse]

Hmmm - not sure if there is anything for her to get angry about??

You broke a rib whilst decorating? No problem.

You used that as an excuse for not going to the show, but went out anyway? Again, fine.

Relax!

[172ff]

Pics of the mrs before we give out any useful advice....

[Jasandjules]

So you can't go to a show but can go to the pub? Well, the pub is close so if you hurt you could have gone home easily, but I am hoping London is a way away and it would have involved public transport and hours of sitting etc.. and no way to get home easily...

[siscar]

This is bizarre, she's away, you go to the pub, what's the problem. (other than the fact that you must be in a very strange relationship if that causes trouble)

[SpydieNut]

the only bking you should get is from us - for letting your missus out of the kitchen

[C8PPO]

172ff said:

Pics of the mrs before we give out any useful advice....

Mrs "out without hubbie in London"'s phone number please (just so we can ask her how much trouble you're in, like).

[Livid]

The question is, how the heck did you manage to break a rib while decorating?

[Emsman]

Livid said:

The question is, how the heck did you manage to break a rib while decorating?

Fell of the windowsill whilst being too lazy to get ladder.
Won't happen again