Chicken Sexer???wtf
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normalbloke

Original Poster:

8,821 posts

248 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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I have just filled in an online form for car insurance.In one of the drop down menus for occupation,there was an option of a chicken sexer.There were also a lot of other diverse jobs listed but I got bored after a while tbh.
Bizarre...

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

222 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Used to go to uni with someone who's husband wked fish for a living

singlecoil

35,825 posts

275 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Very important job, they don't want to be feeding male chicks, only the females are worth keeping.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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I thought he got crushed in a quarry.

moleamol

15,887 posts

292 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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singlecoil said:
Very important job, they don't want to be feeding male chicks, only the females are worth keeping.
If they are being bred for eggs maybe. People eat chicken as well you know.

Somewhatfoolish

5,071 posts

215 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?

Puff Puff

23,205 posts

255 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Somewhatfoolish said:
What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?
Probably the same they do with male calves, shoot them at birth.

minimatt1967

17,381 posts

235 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Penny-lope said:
Used to go to uni with someone who's husband wked fish for a living
rofl No self pleasuring for him, it would just be wrong!

Jasandjules

72,559 posts

258 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Puff Puff said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?
Probably the same they do with male calves, shoot them at birth.
They are gassed and used for things like feeding owls and snakes. Sad really. I was silly enough to watch a show about it, I nearly cried when the poor little fellows were gassed, baby animals shouldn't be killed.....

becksW

14,696 posts

240 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Puff Puff said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?
Probably the same they do with male calves, shoot them at birth.
They are gassed and used for things like feeding owls and snakes. Sad really. I was silly enough to watch a show about it, I nearly cried when the poor little fellows were gassed, baby animals shouldn't be killed.....
Not much of a life is it. You're one day old and during that time you are shunted along one conveyor belt after another only to be killed for snakes, owls etc at the end of it!

moleamol

15,887 posts

292 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Puff Puff said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?
Probably the same they do with male calves, shoot them at birth.
They are gassed and used for things like feeding owls and snakes. Sad really. I was silly enough to watch a show about it, I nearly cried when the poor little fellows were gassed, baby animals shouldn't be killed.....
Jamie Oliver wasn't it? I can now remember seeing the little chaps taking their last breath. Thanks for that. irked

singlecoil

35,825 posts

275 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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becksW said:
Jasandjules said:
Puff Puff said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?
Probably the same they do with male calves, shoot them at birth.
They are gassed and used for things like feeding owls and snakes. Sad really. I was silly enough to watch a show about it, I nearly cried when the poor little fellows were gassed, baby animals shouldn't be killed.....
Not much of a life is it. You're one day old and during that time you are shunted along one conveyor belt after another only to be killed for snakes, owls etc at the end of it!
Do you think they would be able to take off?

john_p

7,073 posts

279 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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So the chicken meat we buy is only from female chickens?

becksW

14,696 posts

240 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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singlecoil said:
becksW said:
Jasandjules said:
Puff Puff said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?
Probably the same they do with male calves, shoot them at birth.
They are gassed and used for things like feeding owls and snakes. Sad really. I was silly enough to watch a show about it, I nearly cried when the poor little fellows were gassed, baby animals shouldn't be killed.....
Not much of a life is it. You're one day old and during that time you are shunted along one conveyor belt after another only to be killed for snakes, owls etc at the end of it!
Do you think they would be able to take off?
biggrin, please don't go there! (Actually I guess you already have by making the comment)

Edited by becksW on Sunday 22 February 19:32

philthy

4,697 posts

269 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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singlecoil said:
becksW said:
Jasandjules said:
Puff Puff said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?
Probably the same they do with male calves, shoot them at birth.
They are gassed and used for things like feeding owls and snakes. Sad really. I was silly enough to watch a show about it, I nearly cried when the poor little fellows were gassed, baby animals shouldn't be killed.....
Not much of a life is it. You're one day old and during that time you are shunted along one conveyor belt after another only to be killed for snakes, owls etc at the end of it!
Do you think they would be able to take off?
Oh I like you hehe

Racingdude009

5,303 posts

276 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Tip do not suck when giving AI to a bird.

Jasandjules

72,559 posts

258 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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moleamol said:
Jamie Oliver wasn't it? I can now remember seeing the little chaps taking their last breath. Thanks for that. irked
Yeah, I recalled it when typing, and I cannot believe how upset I was at the killing of the poor little fellows, just a day or two old. hell, I'm getting upset now thinking about it.... Time to bail.

moleamol

15,887 posts

292 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Racingdude009 said:
Tip do not suck when giving AI to a bird.
What's AI? Is it something to do with 'maralade'?

E31Shrew

5,963 posts

221 months

Sunday 22nd February 2009
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Penny-lope said:
Used to go to uni with someone who's husband wked fish for a living
I bet he was a wow at dinner parties

blueyes

4,799 posts

281 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Puff Puff said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
What do they do with the male chicks? Fertilizer?
Probably the same they do with male calves, shoot them at birth.
um... so where does veal come from?