Check in please.....

[Ozone]

My OH thinks that i've been up late every night chatting to you guys and girls, can everybody please check in and log that i wasn't so that i can prove i was just browsing.......

Thanks

[V8mate]

I, V8mate, hereby swear, that I was up late caressing Mrs Ozone's thigh, while her husband was messing about on the computer.

That kind of thing?

[spikeyhead]

I, Spikeyhead, hereby swear, that I was up late caressing Mrs Ozone's boobage, while her husband was messing about on the computer.

That kind of thing?

[Ozone]

V8mate said:

I, V8mate, hereby swear, that I was up late caressing Mrs Ozone's thigh, while her husband was messing about on the computer.

That kind of thing?

Hmmmmm, not quite..... as long as it was *just* caressing

[Sciroccology]

And I was operating the camera.

[Ozone]

spikeyhead said:

That kind of thing?

No, no it's all going wrong... this'll give her idea's now

[HappyGoLucky]

Ozone said:

No, no it's all going wrong... this'll give her idea's now

Where's the 'can of worms' smilie when you need it?

[Silent1]

I, Silent1, hereby swear, that I was up late videoing Mrs Ozone but i swear i didn't expect the dog to do what it did , while her husband was messing about on the computer.

[Jasandjules]

Sciroccology said:

And I was operating the camera.

Why change the habit of a lifetime?

Would it help if we said you were just telling us how lovely your wife is and how much you love her?

[merc_man]

I, merc_man, hereby swear that I took Mrs Ozone a cup of tea last night. Luckily I was able to leave it on the bedside cabinet without interrupting her.

[HappyGoLucky]

merc_man said:

I, merc_man, hereby swear that I took Mrs Ozone a cup of tea last night. Luckily I was able to leave it on the bedside cabinet without interrupting her.

Did she have her headphones on again?

[Ozone]

Look, this is not helping. She's going to think you lot are all sex starved and weird.......

[HappyGoLucky]

Ozone said:

Look, this is not helping. She's going to think you lot are all sex starved and weird.......

That would be the correct assumption in my case, can't speak for the others, but would hazard a guess.......

[ypauly]

Ozone said:

Look, this is not helping. She's going to think you lot are all sex starved and weird.......

yeah but what's she wearing?


do you have pics?



have you ever taken her up the OXO tower?

[Ozone]

ypauly said:

have you ever taken her up the OXO tower?

Maybe when we come in to town next. What is it like there?

[Tim Mosley]

He was 'ere, I saw him, tall chap, sign's of balding, go's by name of Ozone, All night he was.


I know nuffink else or nuffink.

[Ozone]

Tim Mosley said:

He was 'ere, I saw him, tall chap, sign's of balding, go's by name of Ozone, All night he was.


I know nuffink else or nuffink.

This is exactly the reply i need






Let's not get in to the balding thing....

Edited by Ozone on Monday 23 February 09:34

[XJSJohn]

HappyGoLucky said:

Ozone said:

Look, this is not helping. She's going to think you lot are all sex starved and weird.......

That would be the correct assumption in my case, can't speak for the others, but would hazard a guess.......

Four Floors is your answer happy

[Poledriver]

God Ozone, are you posting on here again! Don't you ever sleep?

HTH

Edited by Poledriver on Monday 23 February 09:48

[Loaf]

Ozone said:

Look, this is not helping. She's going to think you lot are all sex starved and weird.......

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