Things that are best left unposted on PH

[randomman]

Was just thinking about how a lot of the regs on here are always the first ones to put something utterly useless into a post. As my post count rises I find them funny, but as a warning to all new members:

Don't ask 'What car' if the answer can be MX5 (this includes 7 seaters!)

Don't EVER mention a female between the ages of 16-20, or you will be hounded for photos!

Don't post anything you're other half could read - they do have a way of finding out who you are

Don't ever post about how you clean your bottom

Probably best never to post about health/hygeine or relationships

Oh and finally, don't bother posting a question that is best answered by a doctor. There are no doctors on here, only people who think they are! (kiddin... probably!)

[GreenDog]

randomman said:

There are no doctors on here, only people who think they are!

Trust him , he's a doctor !

[Republik]

Don't ever ask whether investing in such and such a company is a good idea.

[Rotary Madness]

Dont ever post a picture of yourself, or a picture of your girlfriend as if you can think of a dodgey photoshop then it will happen.

Oh and its proably best just to not mention girls on here unless you want PM's for photos

[crossle]

Never ask anything.

Never express an opinion.

Never state facts.

Never disagree with another PH'er.

[arun1uk]

crossle said:

Never ask anything.

Never express an opinion.

Never state facts.

Never disagree with another PH'er.

But saying that you will never state a fact, is a fact! tut.

[Lord Pikey]

Doh.

I was going to post a medical question later once id taken a photo of it.

Spoil Sport

LP

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 23 February 17:05

[dougc]

Don't ask about London restaurants as it will inevitably invoke a repetition of the longest running and no longer funny in 'joke'

[L4URA]

Don't post pictures of yourself unless you handle the flack.

[randomman]

dougc said:

Don't ask about London restaurants as it will inevitably invoke a repetition of the longest running and no longer funny in 'joke'

The OXO tower?

[crofty1984]

Lord Pikey said:

Doh.

I was going to post a medical question later once id taken a photo of it.

Spoil Sport

LP

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 23 February 17:05

"If your erection lasts more than 3 hours, seek medical help."
We don't need photos.

[dougc]

randomman said:

dougc said:

Don't ask about London restaurants as it will inevitably invoke a repetition of the longest running and no longer funny in 'joke'

The OXO tower?

:|

[Lord Pikey]

[Slashmb]

Probably something about planes and conveyor belts.................

[snowy slopes]

Under no circumstances mention re-mapped 335d's

[Saddle bum]

Nuking things from orbit - how do you do that?

[Lord Pikey]

Also,

Typing IBTL and +1 makes peoples piss boil

[Republik]

Never ever Repost anything.

[randomman]

Lord Pikey said:

Also,

Typing IBTL and +1 makes peoples piss boil

Oh an mentioning how +1 annoys you will lead to a torrent of +1's

[Saddle bum]

randomman said:

Lord Pikey said:

Also,

Typing IBTL and +1 makes peoples piss boil

Oh an mentioning how +1 annoys you will lead to a torrent of +1's

+1