The most ridiculous conspiracy theories
Discussion
Read a beauty this week, apparently Jupiter got a bit too close to the sun and ignited into a star.
Now, with some conspiracy theories their advocates make up some half-baked stories to back up their conspiracies. However, with this one, I really can't see the mileage in it. Anyone with a telescope can disprove it and that's before we get into the practical aspects.
Another good one is that we can't see the moon during the day, the only reason we do is because the governments are beaming sound waves at us all and making us think we can see the moon. I have no idea why.
The internet. Giving the insane a platform to speak utter tosh.
So, what are the daftest conspiracy theories you have heard off. Let's assume the moon landing is up their at number 1 and not let this descend into a did we / didn't we argument.
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Stuart
Now, with some conspiracy theories their advocates make up some half-baked stories to back up their conspiracies. However, with this one, I really can't see the mileage in it. Anyone with a telescope can disprove it and that's before we get into the practical aspects.
Another good one is that we can't see the moon during the day, the only reason we do is because the governments are beaming sound waves at us all and making us think we can see the moon. I have no idea why.
The internet. Giving the insane a platform to speak utter tosh.
So, what are the daftest conspiracy theories you have heard off. Let's assume the moon landing is up their at number 1 and not let this descend into a did we / didn't we argument.
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Stuart
TheEnd said:
The 9/11 missiles.
Somehow they armed a passenger jet with missles at a popular airport, and these were needed to shoot the WTC, as otherwise the plane would bounce off the glass.
Pffth...conspiracy???Somehow they armed a passenger jet with missles at a popular airport, and these were needed to shoot the WTC, as otherwise the plane would bounce off the glass.
It's true I tells ya.
Youtube says so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzNlzFt1ArI
A number of ex CSA operatives have been brainwashed to forget their previous activities and are now monitored by a shadowy organization known as Littlewoods.
They know not why, but are compelled to start random threads on web forums containing the code phrase 'Conspiracy theories' - this is them checking in with their handlers subconciously.
They know not why, but are compelled to start random threads on web forums containing the code phrase 'Conspiracy theories' - this is them checking in with their handlers subconciously.
cazzer said:
TheEnd said:
The 9/11 missiles.
Somehow they armed a passenger jet with missles at a popular airport, and these were needed to shoot the WTC, as otherwise the plane would bounce off the glass.
Pffth...conspiracy???Somehow they armed a passenger jet with missles at a popular airport, and these were needed to shoot the WTC, as otherwise the plane would bounce off the glass.
It's true I tells ya.
Youtube says so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzNlzFt1ArI
...but hang-on, whats the difference between a plane hitting a building at 300 - 400 mph (just a guess there) and a missile being launched at the same building .5 of second before the plane hits it??!
The plane might 'bounce' off!?!
MrV said:
More to the point has there ever been a conspiracy theory that has panned out to be true ?
Plenty - scroll down to "Proven historical conspiracies":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theory
I particularly like the Global Warming is caused by Planet X and John Titor - Time Traveller conspiracies
Edited by branflakes on Monday 23 February 23:05
Steamer said:
cazzer said:
TheEnd said:
The 9/11 missiles.
Somehow they armed a passenger jet with missles at a popular airport, and these were needed to shoot the WTC, as otherwise the plane would bounce off the glass.
Pffth...conspiracy???Somehow they armed a passenger jet with missles at a popular airport, and these were needed to shoot the WTC, as otherwise the plane would bounce off the glass.
It's true I tells ya.
Youtube says so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzNlzFt1ArI
...but hang-on, whats the difference between a plane hitting a building at 300 - 400 mph (just a guess there) and a missile being launched at the same building .5 of second before the plane hits it??!
The plane might 'bounce' off!?!
Cmon now, do keep up at the back.
Aliens helped build the pyramids.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread67363/pg...
Tbh the building of the pyramids is incredible, i don't think we will ever know how they managed the job.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread67363/pg...
Tbh the building of the pyramids is incredible, i don't think we will ever know how they managed the job.
m3jappa said:
Aliens helped build the pyramids.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread67363/pg...
Tbh the building of the pyramids is incredible, i don't think we will ever know how they managed the job.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread67363/pg...
Tbh the building of the pyramids is incredible, i don't think we will ever know how they managed the job.
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Stuart
sstein said:
m3jappa said:
Aliens helped build the pyramids.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread67363/pg...
Tbh the building of the pyramids is incredible, i don't think we will ever know how they managed the job.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread67363/pg...
Tbh the building of the pyramids is incredible, i don't think we will ever know how they managed the job.
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Stuart
branflakes said:
MrV said:
More to the point has there ever been a conspiracy theory that has panned out to be true ?
Plenty - scroll down to "Proven historical conspiracies":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theory
I particularly like the Global Warming is caused by Planet X and John Titor - Time Traveller conspiracies
Edited by branflakes on Monday 23 February 23:05
What.
The.
f
k. There's a giant planet/dead sun orbiting in our solar system that no ones noticed yet? That's nearly as bad as the whole "the Earth is round" thing.
sstein said:
m3jappa said:
Aliens helped build the pyramids.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread67363/pg...
Tbh the building of the pyramids is incredible, i don't think we will ever know how they managed the job.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread67363/pg...
Tbh the building of the pyramids is incredible, i don't think we will ever know how they managed the job.
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Stuart
Rubin215 said:
The apparent failure of RBS is a plan by the english government to ruin the Scottish economy, thus holding off full devolution and preventing us from taking back our oilfields until they have run out completely.
Disproved by the fact that English government is 90% run by bagpipers and Tam O´Shanters.
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