Pub quiz, non questions required
Discussion
Q: What shap is a bean?
A: Kidney shape
Q: What shape is a Kidney
A: bean shaped
Q: will an airliner on a runway take off? Explain how.
(they might hear this as conveyor belt....)
Q: If I took a mapp'd 335d and tranplamnted into an MX5, would this be worse then the Harman Collider
Q: Wo will be the next person to go to the toilet?
A: Kidney shape
Q: What shape is a Kidney
A: bean shaped
Q: will an airliner on a runway take off? Explain how.
(they might hear this as conveyor belt....)
Q: If I took a mapp'd 335d and tranplamnted into an MX5, would this be worse then the Harman Collider
Q: Wo will be the next person to go to the toilet?
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert
8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange
116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert
8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange
I knew these would come in handy one day!
Q: Divide 30 By ½ and add 10?
A: 70
Q: How many sides has a circle?
A: 2 Inside and outside
Q: How far can a dog run into woods?
A: Into the middle (then it’s running out)
Q: Which country has a 4th of July - UK, USA, France or Germany?
A: All of them
Q: If you are alone in a deserted house at night and there was a coal fire, a candle and a lamp and you only have one match. Which would you light first?
A: The match
Q: How many Birthdays does the average man have?
A: One
Q: Why can’t a man living in York be buried west of the River Trent?
A: He’s not dead
Q: If you had two coins totalling eleven pence and one of the coins is not a Ten Pence piece, what are the two coins?
A: 10p and a 1p (the 1p is not a 10p)
Q: How much soil is there in a 4’x 4’ x 2’ hole?
A: None, it’s a hole
Q: If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another pair in the next corner and so on, until every pair in a corner looks at another pair, how many monkeys could say that they were looking at another pair of monkeys?
A: None, monkeys can’t talk
Q: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s Sister?
A: Irrelevant, he is dead
Q: If a US owned plane, carry English holiday-makers to Morocco, crashes on the Spain/France border, where do they bury the survivors?
A: They don’t bury survivors
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