*WET PAINT*.......DO NOT TOUCH!!

[Wacky Racer]

OK,

You are out for a stroll in your local park, and you come across a bench that has a sign saying "WET PAINT, DO NOT TOUCH".

Would you walk on by, or would curiosity get the better of you??

My guess is more would touch than wouldn't......

[Eddh]

I would. I usually touch stuff when I am not supposed to though... like in strip clubs...

[anonymous-user]

Test, if wet remove sign & wait

[Tim Mosley]

Sometimes i come home to find the fence says 'WET PAINT'

I have to touch it to see just how wet....

[Bowler]

The sign that says "Wet Paint" actually says "Touch It"

[Wacky Racer]

Dave_ST220 said:

Test, if wet remove sign & wait

[Pesty]

Is it not a comand to micturate on it?

[off_again]

Painted my garage door with a nasty concoction paint that is a rust proofer, protector and strong undercoat (must paint the top coat at some point!). Anyway, left a sign about it being 'WET PAINT' but imagine my surprise when two children ran up, saw the sign and then started touching it....

They managed to get it all over their hands and then started to try and touch each other with paint covered fingers. This little game ended with paint smudges all over their school clothes. They then legged it when they saw me.

I would hate to have been them when they got home!



Imagine trying to explain that one away...

[MK4 Slowride]

I worked in Pubs as you do as a yoof. Don't touch the plates as they're red hot *customer touches* "OW fk"!

[dirty boy]

Tim Mosley said:

Sometimes i come home to find the fence says 'WET PAINT'

I have to touch it to see just how wet....

Really?

I mean seriously, because i'm reading that as though you regularly have a fence on your way home that says wet paint on it.

How often does a fence need painting?

Or was this just once?

[Dr John]

"Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it."

[Jonny671]

MK4 Slowride said:

I worked in Pubs as you do as a yoof. Don't touch the plates as they're red hot *customer touches* "OW fk"!

You've got too havn't you, I always do

[Gad-Westy]

Edited by Gad-Westy on Tuesday 24th February 10:56

[knight]

Told my daughter that the door to the garage was wet as I had just painted it. A few mins later I was shown her hands, only to see paint on them!! But as she's only 3 I let her off!!

[ben_reza]

you have to touch... its the law.

[stuart-b]

What you need is:

"PLEASE TOUCH THIS DOOR, ITS JUST BEEN PAINTED WITH HIGHLY CORROSIVE SUBSTANCES, AND WILL BURN YOUR SKIN OFF."

See how many touch it then.

Of course the old bill would probably turn up, unimpressed.

[Swoxy]

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