Ryanair charges now taking the ****
Ryanair charges now taking the ****
Author
Discussion

spikeyhead

Original Poster:

19,736 posts

220 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
That jumped up leprechaun now wants his customers to pay a £1 for a piss.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090227/tod-oukoe-uk-...

Moose.

5,345 posts

264 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
Saw the interview on BBC breakfast this morning. I think it was said tongue in cheek wink

G'kar

3,728 posts

209 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
In the event of an accident, oxygen masks will descend from the panel above your head. Pull down hard like so, place over your nose and mouth, place £2 in the meter for each minute of oxygen, and breathe normally.

Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

213 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
Bloody hell! I nearly said "I'm surprised he doesn't charge for taking a piss" on that other Ryanair thread the other day - and look! I've had it with them, I will never ever fly on them again. Awful.


B17NNS

18,506 posts

270 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
O'Really said:
We're all about finding ways of raising discretionary revenue so we can keep lowering the cost of air travel
So in actual fact you are doing nothing more than lowering the advertised cost of your product but loading the final bill with necessary extras.

Will you or any of your fellow passengers require breathable air on the flight?
Will you or any of your fellow passengers require an upgrade to the pressurised section of the cabin?

Stupid tosspot.

bazking69

8,620 posts

213 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
Sadly I will be using Ryanair to get to Spain in the summer.
Out of principle for their horrendous prices, I won't be paying for a drink, I won't be buying food onboard, and I can assure you I won't be paying if I need a piss.
I have already paid my taxes both ways. As this is no more than a tax I have already paid my quid thanks.

thehawk

9,335 posts

230 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
People will always find ways around this, given the standards of many Ryanair passengers I'd now be expecting plastic bags full of piss to be dumped around the cabin.

DrTre

12,957 posts

255 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
Class opportunity missed for a thread title of "Ryanair Tax The Piss"

ewenm

28,506 posts

268 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
Customers do usually have a choice though - fly RyanAir and pay for every little thing individually or fly someone else for a higher base cost and pay no extra for anything else.

Presumably RyanAir reckon that they can continue to fill flights despite this policy. Good luck to them. If I need to fly a route that they serve I'll have to decide whether to use them or an alternative (that may include using different airports).

Snoggledog

9,022 posts

240 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
The thing that gets my goat is the charges he applies to credit / debit card handling. IIRC it costs around 2 pence per transaction and not the £3+ he charges.

Hammerwerfer

3,234 posts

263 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
I'm still waiting for the "beds and blowjobs".

RedImps

82 posts

216 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
Snoggledog said:
The thing that gets my goat is the charges he applies to credit / debit card handling. IIRC it costs around 2 pence per transaction and not the £3+ he charges.
Per passenger too - not for the transaction.

anonymous-user

77 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
hate ryan air with a passion, only used them once and that was enough. everything about them is cheap and nasty, staff are ok but you can tell they are embarrassed about some of the companies policies...

blueyes

4,799 posts

275 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
I don't understand how he's going to get rid of all of his check-in desks and just have a bag drop desk.

As from later this year, all European airlines/flights will have to fall in line with Spain as regards Advance Passenger Information.

When you book a flight you'll have to provide your passport information, which will be checked against your ticket upon check-in. One digit wrong and you don't fly.

So who's going to check this info?

The staff at the "bag-drop" desk? So... that'd be like... umm.... checking-in then?


fish

4,060 posts

305 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
Unfortunately where I need to fly is only serviced by Ryanair. BA etc don't fly to Europe Spain from East Mids or even Birmingham now.

I do however have the DDI of one of the main board directors at Ryan air, and trust that was some detective work. Used it once and it is amazing how good Ryan air custoemr care can be.....

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

271 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
That’s taking the piss.

Mind last time I bought tickets from ryanair they did only cost £0.01 so they cant have made much from me in the past.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

256 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
RedImps said:
Snoggledog said:
The thing that gets my goat is the charges he applies to credit / debit card handling. IIRC it costs around 2 pence per transaction and not the £3+ he charges.
Per passenger too - not for the transaction.
And it isn't £3. iirc, it's more like £20

ewenm

28,506 posts

268 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
blueyes said:
I don't understand how he's going to get rid of all of his check-in desks and just have a bag drop desk.

As from later this year, all European airlines/flights will have to fall in line with Spain as regards Advance Passenger Information.

When you book a flight you'll have to provide your passport information, which will be checked against your ticket upon check-in. One digit wrong and you don't fly.

So who's going to check this info?

The staff at the "bag-drop" desk? So... that'd be like... umm.... checking-in then?
I had this on an Easyjet flight to Barcelona last month - I could still check in online and didn't have to go to the desks at all (hand luggage only) so don't know where they checked passport number submitted to passport carried. Perhaps at the security checkpoint.

Snoggledog

9,022 posts

240 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
Rude-boy said:
RedImps said:
Snoggledog said:
The thing that gets my goat is the charges he applies to credit / debit card handling. IIRC it costs around 2 pence per transaction and not the £3+ he charges.
Per passenger too - not for the transaction.
And it isn't £3. iirc, it's more like £20
Just looked at the last Ryanair flight I took in December..

£20.93 GBP Taxes, Fees & Charges

I think that charge comprises more than just the Credit Card costs. (Had forgotten that it's per passenger and not just for the booking.)

hugoagogo

23,427 posts

256 months

Friday 27th February 2009
quotequote all
article said:
He said this would not inconvenience passengers travelling without cash. "I don't think there is anybody in history that has got on board a Ryanair aircraft with less than a pound."
I regularly fly without any change - just to save digging it all out at security

then again, I usually don't need to pee on a plane so desperately that I want to fight my way past the orange costumed lottery ticket/expensive coffee/pringles sales staff either (in the rare event that i'm ever on von ryan's express)