Rad to the power of sick!!!

[polosaremint]

check this hilarious ebay listing:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/BMX-Bike-Bicycle-SuperRad-E...

[anonymous-user]

Had that emailed to me at work the other day. One of the best listings yet.

[B17NNS]

Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx

[Rude-boy]

So bad it's prose

[central]

[rockinatmidnight]

that is brilliant!

[V_tricky]

eBay said:

Q: How long are the skids that this bike can do? 29-Jan-09
A: Dear Mad Dog. The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks.

[Nobody You Know]

Quality, I may use the "A girl got pregnant from just seeing it's radness" line from now on.

[fathomfive]

Quality.

"Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind"

[ahdguy]

Awesome, he is a young Lord Flashhard, aicmfp

[minimatt1967]

B17NNS said:

Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx

I thought you were taking the Michael, then I read it

[mikey_p]

B17NNS said:

Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx

I may have to use that in an interview.

"So, what is your best achievement to date?"

"Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx"

"Ok, thank you for your time"

[jesusbuiltmycar]

This guy gives a top interview:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=221_1186959169

[randomman]

Lol! Great start to a monday!

[theboymoon]

i am actually crying....!

[militantmandy]

Great find!

[Republik]

Can someone copy and paste the text? I can't access ebay at work!

[lost in espace]

THis is so wrong. Surely its not "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind." but "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care".

[Funk]

The listing's not up any more, it's *vanished*.

[NDA]

For those that can't see it...........

"This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind."