Alcoholic hand gel
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8Ace

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Muntu

7,683 posts

228 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Quite why they want to remove it from use I do not know. It seems to be doing a great job of de-silting the gene pool.

nonplussed

3,338 posts

258 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Gives a whole new meaning to substance abusers claiming to have gone "clean".

ewenm

28,506 posts

274 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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So rather than make the hand gel secure they want to remove it entirely? Typically treating symptoms rather than cause.

*Raz*

195 posts

217 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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whatever next!

porcupineprince

624 posts

215 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Honestly, what next!

Sheriff JWPepper

3,851 posts

233 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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lick It's good st.

AlexKP

16,484 posts

273 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Oh FFS!

This stuff is crucial in the fight against hospital infections. If people are that fecking desperate for a drink let them.

Davi

17,153 posts

249 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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ewenm said:
So rather than make the hand gel secure they want to remove it entirely? Typically treating symptoms rather than cause.
they'll probably get sued by someone who nicks it, drinks it and becomes ill if they don't rolleyes

Hedders

24,460 posts

276 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Is that how Gello shots were invented?


otolith

68,405 posts

233 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Nonsense! This is a far superior drink to meths. The wacensoreders don't drink it because they can't afford it.

Edited by otolith on Tuesday 3rd March 12:15

otolith

68,405 posts

233 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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anonymous said:
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^^^ that was my thought - sorry your elderly mother is now riddled with MRSA and C.diff, but on the bright side we've forced several tramps to go back to killing themselves with cider.

Evil Jack

1,649 posts

257 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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otolith said:
Bocensoredcks! This is a far superior drink to meths. The wacensoreders don't drink it because they can't afford it.
hehe

nonplussed

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258 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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anonymous said:
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What remarkably clear insight and understanding of the priorities involved. You're clearly not cut out for a career in politics biggrin

cqueen

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249 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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anonymous said:
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+1 Not only cleaning hands but cleaning streets!

Somewhatfoolish

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215 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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anonymous said:
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yes

But this is typical health ans afety stuff, kill 500 to save 1

The_Doc

6,244 posts

249 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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This started happening about 6 years ago

It's even been written up in the medical journals:

"Ingestion of hand sanitizer by a hospitalized patient with a history of alcohol abuse" Am J Health Syst Pharm. 2008 Dec 1;65(23):2203-4

"Intentional ingestion of ethanol-based hand sanitizer by a hospitalized patient with alcoholism" Mayo Clin Proc. 2007 Oct;82(10):1288-9

"A voluntary ingestion of alcohol-based hand rub" J Hosp Infect. 2007 May;66(1):86-7. Epub 2007 Mar 12.

old news.

AlexKP

16,484 posts

273 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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The_Doc said:
This started happening about 6 years ago

It's even been written up in the medical journals:

"Ingestion of hand sanitizer by a hospitalized patient with a history of alcohol abuse" Am J Health Syst Pharm. 2008 Dec 1;65(23):2203-4

"Intentional ingestion of ethanol-based hand sanitizer by a hospitalized patient with alcoholism" Mayo Clin Proc. 2007 Oct;82(10):1288-9

"A voluntary ingestion of alcohol-based hand rub" J Hosp Infect. 2007 May;66(1):86-7. Epub 2007 Mar 12.

old news.
old soaks.

RJE1966

568 posts

253 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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Double the price, that'll stop 'em....er hang on confused


*GOD*

568 posts

253 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2009
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8Ace said:
Jesus.
Yes my child?

Yes, I am bored, all this 'choice' really does make me feel a little superfluous to requirements